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Helissa Lazet
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Humble to God, not to you niggas.
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There’s ONE MORE episode left of The Comic Shop (S1) but that doesn’t mean the fun has to stop! We’re making a comic! We have 27 days to reach our goal or nothing gets made. Help us out! ♥️

www.kickstarter.com/projects/com...
September 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Gents…you gotta make her bird come out every once in a while.

Assert dominance.
a man wearing a hat is making a funny face with the words run the burbs on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a hat is making a funny face with the words run the burbs on the bottom
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September 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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i know she called him a thick tongued nigga while tossing his 🥗 and he
a man with glasses is holding a bottle of mountain dew .
ALT: a man with glasses is holding a bottle of mountain dew .
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April 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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So the lady was tossing Shannon Sharpe’s salad, asking him to put a black baby in her and then said he gotta pay $25k a butt cheek to touch??

I really just wish the internet would die.
April 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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This is so real lmaoooo
"She booked a solo trip to Iceland while you were composing your <<good morning>> text" 😂😂
April 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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The AHA is compiling resources developed by historians in response to recent actions by the federal governments. We welcome submissions from our members about op-eds, media appearances, or other resources they've contributed offering historical context and insight to the public. 🗃️
Historians Respond to Federal Actions - AHA
AHA members are providing important historical context and insight to the public on the recent actions by the federal government.
www.historians.org
April 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Lent’s over. What I miss?
April 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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At this point, I'm buy tickets to anything Ryan Coogler does.
Yall really finna go see that scary movie huh??
April 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Boundaries. Enforcing them and establishing them while not overstepping others and respecting their own autonomy
3️⃣ What’s a life lesson you learned the hard way but are grateful for? 😌
February 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Lock her redhead Wednesday Adams looking ass up.
February 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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To my future man..I like this but make it with black authors 🥰🥰🥰 my type of stuff…
February 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
PS State of Play was a movie. I’m so excited!
February 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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I wrote about the biggest rap performance of all time, Kendrick’s positioning of anti-Drake-ness as part of a larger pro-Blackness and justice for Serena Williams

andscape.com/features/gen...
The subversive genius of Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl halftime performance
The Compton MC might have just given us the biggest rap performance ever
andscape.com
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Tesla's stock is already down over 16% since Trump's inauguration, so this protest can pile on the pressure as opposed to having to create it from scratch.
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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WEEEELLLLLLLLL…

WELL IT’S THE TUSH PUSH
February 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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His hair
Voice
Wife
Life
Patrick Mahomes is a great player. It’s just something about him tho that feels so….. Republican.
February 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Wig. Botox. Kitten heels.

Auntie era 💫
February 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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I hate Fox 😭
February 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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If Cleatus can celebrate Mardi Gras, does Cleatus also sacrifice something during Lent
February 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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Hello fellow Bluesky users! This is @minakimes.bsky.social. They gave me the keys to this bad boy for the next few hours, let’s cook.
February 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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America the Beautiful was a 100/10. Holy SHIT
February 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Those boos were uplifting
The crowd being against the Chiefs >>>
February 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I can somewhat understand the changing the wording. BUT if they are a private entity what are they bending the knee for? Why announce that they are ending efforts to uplift black businesses? It just smell like bitch in here when it comes to Target and other corps bowing down.
Okay so Target 🎯 pulled a semantics switcharoo and Belonging = DEI without the words DEI so that maga nut jobs won’t attempt to sue them for “discrimination” 😂
February 2, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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SLY LIVES! (aka The Burden of ̶B̶l̶a̶c̶k̶ Genius) documentary will be out on the 13th.
February 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Gotdamn this is what wrasslin is all about.
February 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM