Madame Bandersnatch
@madamebandersnatch.bsky.social
Highly skilled in passive-aggressive commentary and questionable life choices. Serving sarcasm daily, with a side of eye rolls. No refunds.
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Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"
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You can report the fundraiser to @gofundme.com There's a tiny button if you look closely at the page. Here's some language to use in reporting it (continued in the next post bc of character limits) (1/3)
hey @gofundme.com your site is being used to raise over $400,000 (!!!) for a murderer. I do believe federal employees are prohibited from receiving gifts in connection with their official activities...
ICYMI, murderer Jonathan Ross is set to be the recipient of a huge @gofundme.com reward for killing Renee Good. Please report this fundraiser and let GFM know that if they move forward, we will find other ways to help our own. They will not get another cent from us.
www.gofundme.com/f/ice-offuve...
www.gofundme.com/f/ice-offuve...
January 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
You can report the fundraiser to @gofundme.com There's a tiny button if you look closely at the page. Here's some language to use in reporting it (continued in the next post bc of character limits) (1/3)
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
#1984 #GeorgeOrwell
#1984 #GeorgeOrwell
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
#1984 #GeorgeOrwell
#1984 #GeorgeOrwell
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This is murder.
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 PM
This is murder.
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Please share this vide widely. Flood the internet with it. It disproves statements by DHS and Noem.
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Please share this vide widely. Flood the internet with it. It disproves statements by DHS and Noem.
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"They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor" - Tupac Shakur 1993
January 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
"They got money for wars, but can't feed the poor" - Tupac Shakur 1993
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President no new wars is threatening to seize Greenland again.
A day after raiding Venezuela and a week after bombing Nigeria.
And MAGA is still talking about how he’s the peace president 🤦♂️ fucking idiots
A day after raiding Venezuela and a week after bombing Nigeria.
And MAGA is still talking about how he’s the peace president 🤦♂️ fucking idiots
January 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
President no new wars is threatening to seize Greenland again.
A day after raiding Venezuela and a week after bombing Nigeria.
And MAGA is still talking about how he’s the peace president 🤦♂️ fucking idiots
A day after raiding Venezuela and a week after bombing Nigeria.
And MAGA is still talking about how he’s the peace president 🤦♂️ fucking idiots
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This whole no more being the world police thing is going swimmingly.
Pretty incredible how quickly MAGA went from “yeah! No new wars!” To “let’s bomb Nigeria and Iran!!!”
Pretty incredible how quickly MAGA went from “yeah! No new wars!” To “let’s bomb Nigeria and Iran!!!”
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
This whole no more being the world police thing is going swimmingly.
Pretty incredible how quickly MAGA went from “yeah! No new wars!” To “let’s bomb Nigeria and Iran!!!”
Pretty incredible how quickly MAGA went from “yeah! No new wars!” To “let’s bomb Nigeria and Iran!!!”
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CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
December 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”
Shocked, I tell you. Absolutely shocked. /s
Did you know Trump has added 2.2 trillion to the national debt since taking office 10 months ago?
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Shocked, I tell you. Absolutely shocked. /s
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I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
What was that again about violent political rhetoric?
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What was that again about violent political rhetoric?
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On Veterans Day we honor those courageous men and women who answered the call and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
On Veterans Day we honor those courageous men and women who answered the call and swore an oath to protect and defend the Constitution 🙏
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Boom. Get fucked, bigots.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Boom. Get fucked, bigots.
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Stripping SNAP benefits the month of Thanksgiving and before Christmas is needlessly cruel. Taking away healthcare options during flu season is cruel. But cruelty is the entire point of the regime. I can only hope that one day this will end and I will live to see a renaissance of America.
He’s taking healthcare away from 15 million Americans and making it unaffordable for 22 million more
And using the shutdown as an excuse to deprive up to 42 million citizens-including children-of SNAP benefits
Yet is on the verge of directing the DOJ to pay him $230 million
It’s just so lawless
And using the shutdown as an excuse to deprive up to 42 million citizens-including children-of SNAP benefits
Yet is on the verge of directing the DOJ to pay him $230 million
It’s just so lawless
October 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Stripping SNAP benefits the month of Thanksgiving and before Christmas is needlessly cruel. Taking away healthcare options during flu season is cruel. But cruelty is the entire point of the regime. I can only hope that one day this will end and I will live to see a renaissance of America.
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If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs:
1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?
2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?
3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?
2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?
3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
October 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If we are taking in “trillion” of dollars in tariffs:
1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?
2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?
3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
1. Why haven’t we paid down a cent of the debt?
2. Why can’t we afford to not fuck millions of people over with expiring insurance subsidies?
3. Why is none of it being used to help the abysmal job market?
How hard is it to say no? Not saying no implicitly, only implies guilt.
NOTABLE -- Pam Bondi refuses to answer direct questions about if the FBI has incriminating photos of Trump with half-naked young women, but instead deflects from them by attacking Sen. Whitehouse
October 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
How hard is it to say no? Not saying no implicitly, only implies guilt.
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Here's a good reminder for Rapture Day.
September 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Here's a good reminder for Rapture Day.
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These fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but they’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.
September 9, 2025 at 12:54 PM
These fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but they’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.
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This entire book is a nightmare
September 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This entire book is a nightmare
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Much attention has rightly been paid to the sheer strangeness of RFK Jr.
But as the person now in charge of our public health, what really matters - more than the theatrics or trolling - is what he is taking away from us.
But as the person now in charge of our public health, what really matters - more than the theatrics or trolling - is what he is taking away from us.
What RFK Jr. Is Taking Away From You
The problem isn’t just that he’s a quack - it’s that he’s a quack with power over your health, and he’s using that power to hurt you.
substack.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Much attention has rightly been paid to the sheer strangeness of RFK Jr.
But as the person now in charge of our public health, what really matters - more than the theatrics or trolling - is what he is taking away from us.
But as the person now in charge of our public health, what really matters - more than the theatrics or trolling - is what he is taking away from us.
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Trump Economy update: America’s largest retailer Walmart announces it will have to raise prices because of *checks notes* tariffs.
Weird.
Weird.
August 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Trump Economy update: America’s largest retailer Walmart announces it will have to raise prices because of *checks notes* tariffs.
Weird.
Weird.