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Mack
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Rundlett Middle School Graduate
What on earth were the dolphins thinking?! Unless they're trying to tank for a draft pick already, that was insane to not kick that fg!
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Is Arthur Blank related to count chocula?
October 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
And GO PATS!!!!!!!!
Is this the earliest the NFL has lost all unbeaten teams?
October 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Is this the earliest the NFL has lost all unbeaten teams?
October 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Aroldis Chapman... Seems like a bad fella. He can throw the shit out of a baseball, though.
October 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Carolina you probably should stop kicking it to #25...
September 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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reposting with alt text because this feels incredibly significant. the right-wing disinfo machine means a lot of the people grieving Charlie Kirk never heard any of the things he said that would have tarnished his brand as Guy Who Just Wants to Have Dialogue Across the Aisle
September 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hell yeah, New Hampshire. Slaying this goblin could put us on the map!
August 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Hookem
August 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Micah Parsons being traded away from Dallas just months after Luka gets sent away... That's brutal.
August 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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we still dont understand how the human brain works…but its probably just doing linear algebra to guess the next word whenever we talk. Its probably not any more complicated than that
August 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
New Hampshire banning gender affirming care is sad and stupid. MA and VT are less than an hour drive for the vast majority of the population. That time loss is a burden and some will be unable to afford the travel costs. But it's statewide policy to screw a small percentage of the population.
August 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
July 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The SouthPark episode. Wow. Absolutely awesome.
July 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I have identified "Dave Lee" (x.com/LeeDave_Aqua), the pseudonymous person behind Aqua 1 Foundation, which last month announced a $100 million deal with Trump's World Liberty Financial. I believe it's important to know who is paying the US president.

www.jacobsilverman.com/p/revealed-t...
July 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Here’s the bottom line for what’s going on with Grok - if the owner of the website is putting his thumb on the scale hard enough for the chatbot to turn into Goebbels, you should be deeply concerned about what he’s doing to the algorithm that you can’t so easily see, and what it’s doing to you
July 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hot dog eating contest!!!
July 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Porzingis to the hawks. I get it in terms of luxury tax, but still a sad day. What a beautiful unicorn.
June 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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via Benedicto.Uribe on TikTok
June 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This gimmick worked out well for Elizabeth Holmes. No red flags.
axios.com Axios @axios.com · May 24
OpenAI's latest power move in the AI race is to cast CEO Sam Altman as a Steve Jobs for the new era.
OpenAI's latest power move: Cast Sam Altman as a new Steve Jobs
Jobs remains Silicon Valley's most revered founder.
www.axios.com
May 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oscar Mayer you glorious bastards! Weenie Mobile race.
May 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Luke Kornet!!!!!!!!!!!
May 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Yikes. This celts game just went from bad to worse. That looked like an Achilles for Tatum...
May 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This is fucking hilarious.
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
May 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM