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Yama’s Doppelgänger | Formerly “snail along a razor dividing itself through motion”

To those who doubt - your wounds will never heal
To those who question my creation - I'm not real

he/him
You cannot thoughts and prayers in a way that matters
December 20, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Ok so in the 50s this guy in the CIA would add two puncture wounds to the necks of dead communist rebels to scare them.

I think that’s basically what’s happening with all the drone stuff, play into our cultural fears and superstitions to foster paranoia.
December 16, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I like the idea of programming CRUD web apps while wearing cool biker gloves.

Might try it at work tomorrow
December 12, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Paradox - Curse of Coincidence
YouTube video by Zog26
youtu.be
December 11, 2024 at 5:41 AM
If you were alone in the woods, would you rather stumble onto a
- bear
- health insurance company
December 11, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Opinions in bio, pronouns discarded
December 11, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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They didn’t appreciate this as much as I did on the bird app
December 8, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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Trumpeter’s complaining about sax players never shutting up
December 7, 2024 at 1:43 PM
BITTORRENT OF HATE

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD YOUR MEDICIATION

FORWARD THE PORTS ON SOCIETY’S ROUTER
Torrent of Hate, what a great band name.
December 5, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Telling my doctor “you’re such a hippocrat”
December 5, 2024 at 2:04 PM
NO Spotify my favorite genre is NOT Dork Metal!!!!!

I’m cool, acutely
December 4, 2024 at 2:23 PM
The Bleeding by Cannibal Corpse
December 3, 2024 at 3:01 AM
There is nothing cuter than when a cat is all curled up sleeping, rolls over, stretches out, and falls back asleeep
December 3, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Mind hunter season 3 but it’s the search for Hunter’s dick
December 2, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Gore - check
Leprosy - check
Healing - check
Humans - check
Symbolic Acts - check
Thoughts - check
Sounds - check
Control - DENIED
1. Wrist watch - check
2. Tight blue jeans - check
3. Cat shirt - check
4. Flip flops - check
[finishing my chuck schuldiner cosplay] now I am become Death...
December 1, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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Did a cat write this?
November 27, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I’m in a giggly mood so tell me a joke, it doesn’t have to be funny
November 27, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Lake Mungo is SO Twin Peaks coded
November 24, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Does the 343 Guilty Spark helmet footage cutscene in HALO count as a Found Footage film?
November 23, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Bands I’ve seen live A-Z

Avatar
Blood Incantation
Cannibal Corpse
Dance With The Dead
Devin Townsend
Fleet Foxes
In Flames
Mayhem
Meshuggah
Opeth
Tim Bernardes
Torche
Tribulation

I haven’t been to that many shows, I live in a small town that is usually at least 3 hours away from what I like
Bands I’ve seen A-Z

Akercocke
Bolt Thrower
Cryptopsy (Lord Worm)
Dimmu Borgir
Enslaved
Fuck the Facts
Genghis Tron
Horse the Band
Isis
Junius
Kayo Dot
Lye By Mistake
Mortician
Necrophagist
Opeth
Pig Destroyer
Q ?
Red Sparowes
Sutekh Hexen
Tragedy
Uphill Battle
Vader
Weird Al
X ?
Yndi Halda
Zombi
I’m going to try this A-Z thing
Autopsy
Bongripper
Corrosion of Conformity
Discharge
Eyehategod
Fear Factory
Ghoul
High on Fire
Immolation
Judiciary
Killing Joke
Lair
Mercyful Fate
Napalm Death
Onslaught
Prong
Q 🤷‍♂️
Remembering Never
Shai Hulud
Thou
Uada
Vio-Lence
Withered
X 🤷‍♂️
Yautja
Zao
November 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Sequels need to STOP just playing shots from the first or previous movie!
November 23, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I’m pretty happy with the new Opeth album. The be sad in the forest vibes have been moved to be haunted in a big castle vibes
November 23, 2024 at 4:11 AM
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i'm working on a short film project, so why don't i do some engagement bait in the form of recommendations? tell me about a found footage horror movie you like and what makes it great
November 22, 2024 at 8:10 PM
The moral arc of history is long I believe it tends towards My fellow Americans, I Barrack Obama, the President, me, has been fucked in his ass by the Mujahideen
November 22, 2024 at 4:52 AM
When my Bluetooth speaker says “searching for connection…”

I feel that
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 AM