Gonna speedrun fucking up a polycule

What about...dog?

Fun fact there's a punk bar in St. Louis also called CBGB and this is the women's room. Could you do battleshits here?

This is a $100,000,000 idea and I want it to happen so badly

Pussy so good got me howlin like Courage the Cowardly dog. Railed a perc off the slab and sent it back to the opp with a pipe bomb. Shit got me movin like Katz. OOGABOOGABOOGA you Hapsburg jawed son of a bitch I'll kill you. You made me look bad

MFW she bounces on it in mysterious ways

Me like twice a year for no reason

The Star Trek vibe I bring to the party

Artists rendition of what inauguration day would look like if Dems actually believed Trump was a threat to democracy and/or the bottom line

Me bringing home an alt baddie when I lived in an 8x10 room at a punk house with a baby Vietnamese pot bellied pig trying to convince her that the loft bed secured to the ceiling with a boat chain could hold two people

She eet de feet

She's staring at me like I'm the devil for eating food instead of playing with her

J.D. Vance is Haley Joel Osment's Wario

People are still mean to me even though I literally look like this

Finally, science has given us an Amish Stepdad. I do not know if we are ready for this responsibility.