"When" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because Democrats are doomed to eat shit over and over again. I don't think a third Trump term is realistic for many reasons but I still think it's more realistic than a Dem winning by more than 2 points for the rest of my lifespan

I still think the best take is that the trilogy should have skipped Phantom Menace and just opened with Clone Wars as it already does the heavy lifting of establishing Anakin and Obi Wan's relationship, then Revenge then something akin to Rogue One or Obi Wan (In concept, I haven't seen them)

I'd like to imagine this happening in real life and it becomes stock footage of tornado destruction just a la that house in Valmeyer becoming stock flood footage. Just 600 movies where a ketchup bottle goes flying

On my first time over at my ex's house I put on High Fidelity and IMMEDIATELY realized my mistake

One time when I was super deep in the cups I had a friend over to hook up on the flimsy premise that watch Tremors but I was already drunk and kept passing out and waking up and going "Oh no we slept through the movie" and put it back on. She watched Tremors four times that night