Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.

Happy new year. I’m opening a new chapter. Look out 2025.

Trump Calls Harris To Congratulate Himself On Winning
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TERRY GROSS: “I’m going to ask you for a little lesson in etiquette. Do I call you President Carter, Mr. President, or our former President Jimmy Carter?”

JIMMY CARTER: “One of the nice things about our country is that you can call me anything you want to.”

Aaron Rodgers Rants To Pat McAfee About Windows 11 Tips And Tricks After Going Down Wrong YouTube Rabbit Hole
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I hereby promise to start drinking heavily if Pete Hegseth becomes Secretary of Defense.

Hospital Sends Man Home With Loaner Dad While His Worked On
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prejudice is weird, everyone loves the idea of someone stealing millions and millions from a failson pharma billionaire under false pretenses until that someone is aaron rodgers

FACT: Aaron Rodgers, a dumbass jock who knows fuck all about science and medicine and uses the media to spew dangerous conspiracy theories about vaccines to gullible fans who listen to him because he used to be able to throw a football, sucks.

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who is determined to turn up the volume and EXPOSE all of the brutal, deadly consequences of abortion bans in America.

They're not "pro-life."
They're pro controlling women's bodies.

My first post 😊