There is a direct relationship between how often somebody mentions IQ and how dumb they are.

So the people causing the shutdown are getting paid. The people keeping the country running don’t.

And Speaker Mike Johnson won’t let the House come back to work. So basically they’re on a paid vacation while Americans miss paychecks.

Did I get that right?

It was never a better idea—Republicans have been masterful at convincing folks to vote against their own interests.

Man, being the second flying facial hair commercial of the Super Bowl must be so
embarrassing…

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

So Elon Musk was definitely the kid that wiped his runny nose from his wrist to his elbow right

here, have some fish from 2002

Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

With TikTok, meta, corporate media, and Twitter controlled by Trump, I feel like we’re throwing sticks at a tank.

Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli and Gino Vannelli should have formed a supergroup called Vanilla Vanilli Vannelli.