Maart
@maartjansen.bsky.social
🎲RPG-GM 🃏MTG-Player 📚Book-reader 🗻Anime-watcher 🐈⬛️Cat-owner 🍜 Ramen-enjoyer ☕️ Coffee-lover 🧠 Philosophy student (alleged graduate) 🇳🇱🇬🇧Dutch & English-speaker 🇯🇵日本語-learner.
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
I already had a Green Goblin deck in Moxfield waiting for Normam, but great jumping pumpkins this is even better than I could have hoped for! Not only do we connive but we'll be unblockable while we do?
Hold my formula, we're going to make some magic #MTGxSpiderMan! 🎃👨🔬
Hold my formula, we're going to make some magic #MTGxSpiderMan! 🎃👨🔬
Spider-Man's most notorious foe pulls double duty on showcasing both a new and returning mechanic to #MTGxSpiderMan! Norman Osborn shows the return of Connive while Green Goblin makes full use of your graveyard utilizing the new Mayhem mechanic. #MTGxSpiderMan
August 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I already had a Green Goblin deck in Moxfield waiting for Normam, but great jumping pumpkins this is even better than I could have hoped for! Not only do we connive but we'll be unblockable while we do?
Hold my formula, we're going to make some magic #MTGxSpiderMan! 🎃👨🔬
Hold my formula, we're going to make some magic #MTGxSpiderMan! 🎃👨🔬
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Don't worry, your eyes don't deceive you! While these Panel cards LOOK like a comic, they are absolutely Magic cards. #MTGxSpiderMan #MTGxMarvel
August 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Don't worry, your eyes don't deceive you! While these Panel cards LOOK like a comic, they are absolutely Magic cards. #MTGxSpiderMan #MTGxMarvel
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Spider-Man's most notorious foe pulls double duty on showcasing both a new and returning mechanic to #MTGxSpiderMan! Norman Osborn shows the return of Connive while Green Goblin makes full use of your graveyard utilizing the new Mayhem mechanic. #MTGxSpiderMan
August 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Spider-Man's most notorious foe pulls double duty on showcasing both a new and returning mechanic to #MTGxSpiderMan! Norman Osborn shows the return of Connive while Green Goblin makes full use of your graveyard utilizing the new Mayhem mechanic. #MTGxSpiderMan
Thieves' Tools shouldn't be a thing.
The fantasy wants the rogue to pick locks with whatever they have on hand, like a hairpin or corkscrew. The ingenuity of the rogue should not be dependent on having the right tools for the job; a cunning thief will make whatever they have work for them.
#DnD
The fantasy wants the rogue to pick locks with whatever they have on hand, like a hairpin or corkscrew. The ingenuity of the rogue should not be dependent on having the right tools for the job; a cunning thief will make whatever they have work for them.
#DnD
August 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Thieves' Tools shouldn't be a thing.
The fantasy wants the rogue to pick locks with whatever they have on hand, like a hairpin or corkscrew. The ingenuity of the rogue should not be dependent on having the right tools for the job; a cunning thief will make whatever they have work for them.
#DnD
The fantasy wants the rogue to pick locks with whatever they have on hand, like a hairpin or corkscrew. The ingenuity of the rogue should not be dependent on having the right tools for the job; a cunning thief will make whatever they have work for them.
#DnD
Just finished reading #legendsandlattes and what a fun read! 📖☕️
I keep seeing it referred to as "low stakes"- and sure, compared to saving the world maybe, but relative to the average story? I'd say it has plenty of stakes. Acceptance, love and self-image are all put on the line. Isn't that enough?
I keep seeing it referred to as "low stakes"- and sure, compared to saving the world maybe, but relative to the average story? I'd say it has plenty of stakes. Acceptance, love and self-image are all put on the line. Isn't that enough?
August 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Just finished reading #legendsandlattes and what a fun read! 📖☕️
I keep seeing it referred to as "low stakes"- and sure, compared to saving the world maybe, but relative to the average story? I'd say it has plenty of stakes. Acceptance, love and self-image are all put on the line. Isn't that enough?
I keep seeing it referred to as "low stakes"- and sure, compared to saving the world maybe, but relative to the average story? I'd say it has plenty of stakes. Acceptance, love and self-image are all put on the line. Isn't that enough?
I got a "blind date with a book" from the English book store in Utrecht. A delightful concept, except...I just unwrapped a book I already read!
It's like that Piña Colada song - the escape I was looking for was the book I'm already married to.
Let's see if Oscar can still excite me.
It's like that Piña Colada song - the escape I was looking for was the book I'm already married to.
Let's see if Oscar can still excite me.
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I got a "blind date with a book" from the English book store in Utrecht. A delightful concept, except...I just unwrapped a book I already read!
It's like that Piña Colada song - the escape I was looking for was the book I'm already married to.
Let's see if Oscar can still excite me.
It's like that Piña Colada song - the escape I was looking for was the book I'm already married to.
Let's see if Oscar can still excite me.
Checking my social media usage I was shocked at how much time I spent on Reddit.
I'm a lurker there; I just browse and browse without posting anything. Ultimately, it's an endless timesink. I decided to remove it from my phone.
Here's to giving Bluesky another shot.
I'm a lurker there; I just browse and browse without posting anything. Ultimately, it's an endless timesink. I decided to remove it from my phone.
Here's to giving Bluesky another shot.
August 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Checking my social media usage I was shocked at how much time I spent on Reddit.
I'm a lurker there; I just browse and browse without posting anything. Ultimately, it's an endless timesink. I decided to remove it from my phone.
Here's to giving Bluesky another shot.
I'm a lurker there; I just browse and browse without posting anything. Ultimately, it's an endless timesink. I decided to remove it from my phone.
Here's to giving Bluesky another shot.
When it comes to reading 📚 I go in cycles:
♥️ I find a book I really love and devour it rapidly.
📖 I enthusiastically pick a new book expecting to fall in love again.
🥱 The book doesn't connect and reading turns into a chore.
🥲 I decide reading is not for me, actually.
Repeat every few months.
♥️ I find a book I really love and devour it rapidly.
📖 I enthusiastically pick a new book expecting to fall in love again.
🥱 The book doesn't connect and reading turns into a chore.
🥲 I decide reading is not for me, actually.
Repeat every few months.
August 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
When it comes to reading 📚 I go in cycles:
♥️ I find a book I really love and devour it rapidly.
📖 I enthusiastically pick a new book expecting to fall in love again.
🥱 The book doesn't connect and reading turns into a chore.
🥲 I decide reading is not for me, actually.
Repeat every few months.
♥️ I find a book I really love and devour it rapidly.
📖 I enthusiastically pick a new book expecting to fall in love again.
🥱 The book doesn't connect and reading turns into a chore.
🥲 I decide reading is not for me, actually.
Repeat every few months.
For a level 12 oneshot I once played a faerie armorer artificer like a Gundam pilot, treating a full plate armor like a giant mecha.
Now I'm playing this character at a lower level for a longer campaign. I have to cobble together my armor from fish scaled and sewing tools. This rocks!
Now I'm playing this character at a lower level for a longer campaign. I have to cobble together my armor from fish scaled and sewing tools. This rocks!
April 25, 2025 at 6:49 AM
For a level 12 oneshot I once played a faerie armorer artificer like a Gundam pilot, treating a full plate armor like a giant mecha.
Now I'm playing this character at a lower level for a longer campaign. I have to cobble together my armor from fish scaled and sewing tools. This rocks!
Now I'm playing this character at a lower level for a longer campaign. I have to cobble together my armor from fish scaled and sewing tools. This rocks!
Invasive AI Co-Piloting tools made me revaluate what other intrusive "support" I suffer from.
As an experiment I decided to switch off grammar & spelling checks on the word processor I use for creative writing.
Bliss. PURE BLISS.
Let the editors worry about spelling; I'll ramble as I please!
As an experiment I decided to switch off grammar & spelling checks on the word processor I use for creative writing.
Bliss. PURE BLISS.
Let the editors worry about spelling; I'll ramble as I please!
March 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Invasive AI Co-Piloting tools made me revaluate what other intrusive "support" I suffer from.
As an experiment I decided to switch off grammar & spelling checks on the word processor I use for creative writing.
Bliss. PURE BLISS.
Let the editors worry about spelling; I'll ramble as I please!
As an experiment I decided to switch off grammar & spelling checks on the word processor I use for creative writing.
Bliss. PURE BLISS.
Let the editors worry about spelling; I'll ramble as I please!
I'm rolling up a fairy artificer and I just found out there's no overlap between the spells you get from the fairy race and the fey-touched feat.
So we're going with a fey-touchef fairy...
...touched by whom, exactly? 🫢
#dnd
So we're going with a fey-touchef fairy...
...touched by whom, exactly? 🫢
#dnd
March 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I'm rolling up a fairy artificer and I just found out there's no overlap between the spells you get from the fairy race and the fey-touched feat.
So we're going with a fey-touchef fairy...
...touched by whom, exactly? 🫢
#dnd
So we're going with a fey-touchef fairy...
...touched by whom, exactly? 🫢
#dnd
Years ago I ran a joke encounter against a Cloud Giant Monster Trainer. As a reward I gave my players what amounted to a pokéball.
BIG MISTAKE.
They used it to capture a young black dragon. They later threw it into the Wolf God's mouth. BECAUSE IT'S IMMUNE TO ACID DAMAGE.
I love #dnd
BIG MISTAKE.
They used it to capture a young black dragon. They later threw it into the Wolf God's mouth. BECAUSE IT'S IMMUNE TO ACID DAMAGE.
I love #dnd
February 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Years ago I ran a joke encounter against a Cloud Giant Monster Trainer. As a reward I gave my players what amounted to a pokéball.
BIG MISTAKE.
They used it to capture a young black dragon. They later threw it into the Wolf God's mouth. BECAUSE IT'S IMMUNE TO ACID DAMAGE.
I love #dnd
BIG MISTAKE.
They used it to capture a young black dragon. They later threw it into the Wolf God's mouth. BECAUSE IT'S IMMUNE TO ACID DAMAGE.
I love #dnd
February 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
February 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#dnd #gmtip Attacks failing to connect do not have to be attributed to incompetence. An exchange of blows where every strike is parried can be interpreted as a showcase of mastery instead! You can use your narration to make high AC characters feel awesome, rather than to make NPC's look foolish.
February 1, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Previous session my pirate players found an ice giant and liberated her from an iceberg.
Turns out she's lost her memory and doesn't know how she ended up here.
Upcoming session the pirates will run afoul a giant snowglobe bobbing on the waves like a massive buoy. Could there be a connection?
#DnD
Turns out she's lost her memory and doesn't know how she ended up here.
Upcoming session the pirates will run afoul a giant snowglobe bobbing on the waves like a massive buoy. Could there be a connection?
#DnD
January 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Previous session my pirate players found an ice giant and liberated her from an iceberg.
Turns out she's lost her memory and doesn't know how she ended up here.
Upcoming session the pirates will run afoul a giant snowglobe bobbing on the waves like a massive buoy. Could there be a connection?
#DnD
Turns out she's lost her memory and doesn't know how she ended up here.
Upcoming session the pirates will run afoul a giant snowglobe bobbing on the waves like a massive buoy. Could there be a connection?
#DnD
You know that feeling when you're blocked on what you want to do next session but then a single idea unclogs your imagination and suddenly a whole geyser of ideas flow out and suddenly you have a session?
That's my favorite feeling ever.
That's my favorite feeling ever.
January 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
You know that feeling when you're blocked on what you want to do next session but then a single idea unclogs your imagination and suddenly a whole geyser of ideas flow out and suddenly you have a session?
That's my favorite feeling ever.
That's my favorite feeling ever.
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When shawarma gets cold what's it called?
January 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When shawarma gets cold what's it called?
My next session will involve a fight in an abandoned stone quarry. I really want to make a 3D-map of this area; I think an inverted pyramid shape will make for dynamic and fun terrain. I'm no good at crafts though. How do I make this? What material do I use? #DnD
January 23, 2025 at 8:01 AM
My next session will involve a fight in an abandoned stone quarry. I really want to make a 3D-map of this area; I think an inverted pyramid shape will make for dynamic and fun terrain. I'm no good at crafts though. How do I make this? What material do I use? #DnD
#DnD Idea: The workers of the quarry delved too deep and unearthed a decidedly draconic-looking skeleton. They have proudly put it on display for all to see, and the inevitable dark-mantled figure is already on their way, carrying what might very well be some kind of phylactery...
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
#DnD Idea: The workers of the quarry delved too deep and unearthed a decidedly draconic-looking skeleton. They have proudly put it on display for all to see, and the inevitable dark-mantled figure is already on their way, carrying what might very well be some kind of phylactery...
こんにちは❗マルテです。今日 からブルゥスカイに日本語を練習始めまして。はじめまして
January 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
こんにちは❗マルテです。今日 からブルゥスカイに日本語を練習始めまして。はじめまして