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Maaria
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🇫🇮 she/her
I make (web)comics. Kids stay out 🔞
Read Phantomland on Webtoon https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/phantomland/list?title_no=218899
Read Phantomland on Tapas https://tapas.io/series/Phantomland/info

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You know when you watch something so good it kinda ruins the whole genre for you... that's me with Barry Lyndon and period films
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Your art can be as ambiguous and carefree as Yoshitaka Amano's ONLY if you know you're drawing it just once. He never had to struggle with that comic artist dread of "oh shit I need to draw this fantasy mech 50 more times? From different angles? And keep it consistent somehow???"
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Ayame from the Tenchu series is my treasured vidya waifu (left) and today I found out how badly they butchered her design in the latest game (right). Look how bad it is what the hell
October 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I'm finally reading Akira. One of the reasons was because I'd been curious about THIS panel for decades. Like wowww that's so shocking, who's this Yamagata boy.
Turns out he has like two or three pages of screentime. We don't know practically anything about him. Lol
Awesome drawing though
October 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Watch out for her
September 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Olen huomenna Helsingin Zinefestin kunniavieraana! En ottanut pöytää mutta puhun lavalla vähäsen Phantomlandista 12:45 👍
September 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ep13: There's a man-eating monster in the sewers! They end up with a plan to lure it into a trap and pour liquid nitrogen on it. But it recovers and comes back even meaner! So they lure it into another trap and pour more liquid nitrogen on it. It dies. The end
September 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"But why is Leon's humongous juicy cake missing" Idk what you're talking about! Leave me alone!!!!
September 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hi new followers! I'm Maaria and I draw cute girls, hot guys, and comics about them
September 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Ep12: Genius lab rat named Algernon (lol) creates a rat-army (with swastikas and all) and takes over the research facility. Kei and Yuri go to war with guns, bombs and a cat-army with little success. They end up winning with a special flea that turns you stupid
Sidenote: Yuri says her IQ is 156?????
September 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ep10: The year is 2138 and they've still got monarchs on some planet, amazing! They're excited to escort a prince only to find out he's twelve
Ep11: Lookalike criminals appear, chaos ensues. Kei wears two masculine outfits this episode. She's like the butchest straight girl ever conceived
September 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Mushroom season 🔥🔥🔥
September 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Ep8: Infiltrating a badguy base to rescue some engineers
Ep9: Infiltrating a western themed place to settle a gang war & accidentally blow up the entire planet
Kinda okay episodes, not that funny. I mostly just appreciate the costume choices hell yeah
September 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
They go out for burgers but there's a trap set up by the dad. Plot happens. It's revealed that Joanca is trans which is why dad hates her. Joanca is shot into space where she'll be frozen for 50 years!
Clicky is devastated and decides to space-freeze as well.
Then the dad follows too. The end
September 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Ep7: Oh wow it's the trans episode. It's AMAZING right off the bat. Clicky's wealthy dad is making him marry SEVEN women (as an attempt to "cure" him lol). There's bunny boys serving the guests for some reason. Joanca shows up with a fucking machine gun, destroys everything and runs off with him
September 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Ep6: A game of wits against a handsome(?) space pirate captain. He laughs weird
September 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Ep5: They defeat a... waste disposal station gone rogue... I struggle to describe some of these plots
Anyway, "Let's hear them out; if they wanted to kill us they would've done so already" is a hilarious thing to say about a mystery entity that's been screaming DIE! the entire time
September 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Panzer Dragoon was such a tragic franchise. The developers had so much ambition to create a sick as hell Moebius-inspired scifi/fantasy universe; critics loved it too but the games kept flopping for unlucky market reasons.
Panzer Dragoon Saga is so rare it costs between $700-1200 to get a copy lol
September 3, 2025 at 11:02 AM
"Only a dumbass tries to read this" okay 😞
September 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ep4: A missing cat that's been injected with muscle enhancers? Some gangsters and wrestler ladies are after the cat because... ???? What in the world lol I fully expected the cat to turn into a muscle beast but they missed the mark.
At least that one good track was playing
youtu.be/tIj7xWBqGpM?...
September 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Ep3: Casino episode; time to whip out the buttcrack dress... There's a thief boy. Maybe a recurring character? He disguises himself as an old woman for FOUR YEARS in order to steal a mcguffin (but the girls outsmart him anyway)
I'm noticing a pattern where every place they visit explodes at the end
September 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Ep2: They're made to work with a dilf senpai and the pressing question is whether he has chest hair (Kei doesn't like chest hair). They don't like him at first but the bare chest redeems him
September 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Ep1: Several falling shenanigans in one episode??? They worry that a high speed elevator will ruin their figures. Also they ask a supercomputer which one is prettier (computer ignores this)
September 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I will never shut up about how cool Panzer Dragoon Zwei is
August 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Classic tomb raiders had a lot of upsetting moments but this dragon boss scared me in particular...
Also worth mentioning how the environments fade to pitch black in the distance, it always felt so oppressive
August 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM