m4xx3d0ut
@m4xx3d0ut.bsky.social
InfoSec, Python, punk rock, and questionable decision making.
https://chaosandmajesty.com/
https://chaosandmajesty.com/
Nec deos, nec dominos 🤘
December 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Nec deos, nec dominos 🤘
They come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown...
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
They come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown...
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Out in the desert at my favorite mineral water spa with my favorite person recharging our batteries 😁
Much needed.
Much needed.
January 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Out in the desert at my favorite mineral water spa with my favorite person recharging our batteries 😁
Much needed.
Much needed.
January 15, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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Happy new year my people!!!
January 1, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Happy new year my people!!!
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Date idea: we catnap
December 31, 2023 at 6:31 AM
Date idea: we catnap
I love ska, but seriously what do we keep dropping that we always have to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up?
December 29, 2023 at 7:58 PM
I love ska, but seriously what do we keep dropping that we always have to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up?
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Sorry for the unwanted pussy pic.
November 19, 2023 at 7:36 PM
Sorry for the unwanted pussy pic.
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KNEEL BEFORE TOPSEY. Postcard from my collection, 1907.
November 19, 2023 at 7:38 PM
KNEEL BEFORE TOPSEY. Postcard from my collection, 1907.
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"Still punk rock," I whisper as I lower myself gingerly into a hot bath full of epsom salts.
November 19, 2023 at 4:52 AM
"Still punk rock," I whisper as I lower myself gingerly into a hot bath full of epsom salts.
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Here's a nun trying to get a cat to trade a fish for a penis. 1555. www.rijksmuseum.nl/en/collectio...
November 19, 2023 at 6:21 AM
Here's a nun trying to get a cat to trade a fish for a penis. 1555. www.rijksmuseum.nl/en/collectio...
Any DevOps Principal Engineers looking for something new? apply.workable.com/infinitereal... #DevOps
October 16, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Any DevOps Principal Engineers looking for something new? apply.workable.com/infinitereal... #DevOps
I'm not that good, I just know how to hustle 😉
October 12, 2023 at 1:30 PM
I'm not that good, I just know how to hustle 😉
So there's a new trend on TikTok that involves people smashing their faces with hammers... Natural selection, I'm pretty sure nature will sort things out for us if we just let it run its course.
October 11, 2023 at 2:13 PM
So there's a new trend on TikTok that involves people smashing their faces with hammers... Natural selection, I'm pretty sure nature will sort things out for us if we just let it run its course.
Sea lions, and tigers, and bears... oh my... 🤪
October 2, 2023 at 2:02 AM
Sea lions, and tigers, and bears... oh my... 🤪
Brothers and sisters, sing with me the sad songs of our people! Here's to our lives being meaningless and how beautiful it is. music.youtube.com/watch?v=yEDq...
October 1, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Brothers and sisters, sing with me the sad songs of our people! Here's to our lives being meaningless and how beautiful it is. music.youtube.com/watch?v=yEDq...
Does anyone else feel their life is like playing a zero sum game? Is that normal or am I doing something wrong? It would be nice if there was a manual, like they used to pack with NES cartridges 🤪
October 1, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Does anyone else feel their life is like playing a zero sum game? Is that normal or am I doing something wrong? It would be nice if there was a manual, like they used to pack with NES cartridges 🤪
And against my better judgement I went walking out that door. I smiled at one person, then I nodded to three more. One man asked me for a dollar, I asked him what it's for? He said "I have seen them", I said "Okay, it's yours".
September 27, 2023 at 2:03 PM
And against my better judgement I went walking out that door. I smiled at one person, then I nodded to three more. One man asked me for a dollar, I asked him what it's for? He said "I have seen them", I said "Okay, it's yours".
September 25, 2023 at 12:57 PM
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Time to repost this fabulous meme. Because COME ON.
September 24, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Time to repost this fabulous meme. Because COME ON.