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· Sep 12
the 0.01% is still garlic
I do wonder sometimes what would have happened if I held out through The Hell Job for the paycheck, but you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'll never know. Can't change the past.
I'll never know. Can't change the past.
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I do wonder sometimes what would have happened if I held out through The Hell Job for the paycheck, but you know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'll never know. Can't change the past.
I'll never know. Can't change the past.
it's like... Born to be Eurydice, forced to play Orpheus you know?
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
it's like... Born to be Eurydice, forced to play Orpheus you know?
me: man why do I keep having vivid nightmares EVERY night???
also me: time for my bedtime story!!!
also me: time for my bedtime story!!!
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
me: man why do I keep having vivid nightmares EVERY night???
also me: time for my bedtime story!!!
also me: time for my bedtime story!!!
I think Trevor Henderson came into my work today and I could not make myself ask him if he was who I thought but.... the knowledge that it might have been him will haunt me
October 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I think Trevor Henderson came into my work today and I could not make myself ask him if he was who I thought but.... the knowledge that it might have been him will haunt me
shout out to the beautiful person who was wearing a slay the princess shirt that when I shouted a compliment about it, tried to blow a kiss at me and almost fell of their bike
September 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
shout out to the beautiful person who was wearing a slay the princess shirt that when I shouted a compliment about it, tried to blow a kiss at me and almost fell of their bike
tbh I think I deserve to just be the pampered, spoiled cat of a hot, evil older lady and not this whole.... self sufficient adult thing
August 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
tbh I think I deserve to just be the pampered, spoiled cat of a hot, evil older lady and not this whole.... self sufficient adult thing
As someone who looooves dancing as a stim, gogo dancing is great because it's like I'm getting paid to be autistic
to.be
May 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
As someone who looooves dancing as a stim, gogo dancing is great because it's like I'm getting paid to be autistic
Hey so my apartment caught fire 🙃
Luckily, I wasn't home and my cats were not majorly injured. Still, there are vet bills, repair costs and moving costs to think about now so I've started a gofundme to help. Please consider donating, or sharing the link if you can't!
Thanks!
gofund.me/6060e745
Luckily, I wasn't home and my cats were not majorly injured. Still, there are vet bills, repair costs and moving costs to think about now so I've started a gofundme to help. Please consider donating, or sharing the link if you can't!
Thanks!
gofund.me/6060e745
Donate to Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help, organized by Morgan Lerner
My name is Morgan and recently there was a fire in my apartment. Luckily, no o… Morgan Lerner needs your support for Fire Displaced Morgan and Cats: Need Help
gofund.me
May 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Hey so my apartment caught fire 🙃
Luckily, I wasn't home and my cats were not majorly injured. Still, there are vet bills, repair costs and moving costs to think about now so I've started a gofundme to help. Please consider donating, or sharing the link if you can't!
Thanks!
gofund.me/6060e745
Luckily, I wasn't home and my cats were not majorly injured. Still, there are vet bills, repair costs and moving costs to think about now so I've started a gofundme to help. Please consider donating, or sharing the link if you can't!
Thanks!
gofund.me/6060e745
Can I just take a whole week of off everything to catch up on my podcasts? To do nothing but Sleep and take leisurely walks while I listen to my podcasts and audio book backlog? I'm tired just want someone to cook a meal for me and take care of me 😔😔😔
April 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Can I just take a whole week of off everything to catch up on my podcasts? To do nothing but Sleep and take leisurely walks while I listen to my podcasts and audio book backlog? I'm tired just want someone to cook a meal for me and take care of me 😔😔😔
Oh no everyone reaction to malevolent s5 finale got me worried.... gotta catch up 😩
April 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Oh no everyone reaction to malevolent s5 finale got me worried.... gotta catch up 😩
I'm totally normal for listening to Would You Fall In Love With Me Again repeat for three days straight YOURE the weird one for catching me crying to it while I walk the dog
April 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I'm totally normal for listening to Would You Fall In Love With Me Again repeat for three days straight YOURE the weird one for catching me crying to it while I walk the dog
anyways here's Jon Jon
April 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
anyways here's Jon Jon
I'm trying to save money but I want take out 😭😭😭 I want curry I want pad thai
April 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm trying to save money but I want take out 😭😭😭 I want curry I want pad thai
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Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜
April 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Happy International Asexuality Day!!!🖤🩶🤍💜
Shout out to the emotional support animal that alerted on me at the park the other day... buddy knew I was UnWell and Expirencing The Horrors
April 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Shout out to the emotional support animal that alerted on me at the park the other day... buddy knew I was UnWell and Expirencing The Horrors
😭😭😭😭 technically I can afford the will wood tickets but it would not be financially responsible ....
BUT HES TOURING WITH FISH IN A BIRDCAGE???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
BUT HES TOURING WITH FISH IN A BIRDCAGE???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
April 4, 2025 at 7:14 AM
😭😭😭😭 technically I can afford the will wood tickets but it would not be financially responsible ....
BUT HES TOURING WITH FISH IN A BIRDCAGE???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
BUT HES TOURING WITH FISH IN A BIRDCAGE???😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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March 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I feel like I seem normal but my stress levels are definitely not as indicated by the fact that I've started food hoarding again @__@
March 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I feel like I seem normal but my stress levels are definitely not as indicated by the fact that I've started food hoarding again @__@
My phone always tries to autocorrect my email to Morgan kleptomania which like.... yeah fair but you didn't have to call me out on it
March 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My phone always tries to autocorrect my email to Morgan kleptomania which like.... yeah fair but you didn't have to call me out on it
I don't want to watch anything new I want to erase my memory of watching NBC's Hannibal so I live through that all over again
I want to feel alive again bro
I want to feel alive again bro
March 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I don't want to watch anything new I want to erase my memory of watching NBC's Hannibal so I live through that all over again
I want to feel alive again bro
I want to feel alive again bro
Wish I hadn't gotten rid of my character heels 😩 I mean sure they had blood in the but sturdy dance heels are expensive
March 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Wish I hadn't gotten rid of my character heels 😩 I mean sure they had blood in the but sturdy dance heels are expensive
Anyone got tips on how to not grind your teeth at all hours of the day? And don't say "reduce stress" because HAH
March 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Anyone got tips on how to not grind your teeth at all hours of the day? And don't say "reduce stress" because HAH
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UUUUUUUUUGGH WHY DO I HAVE TO EXIST IN A HUMAN BODY I NEED TO BE THE HAUNTING FOG
February 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
UUUUUUUUUGGH WHY DO I HAVE TO EXIST IN A HUMAN BODY I NEED TO BE THE HAUNTING FOG
For someone who does not care very much for Bill Cipher as a character, I have a LOT of ideas for Bill themed burlesque routines
February 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
For someone who does not care very much for Bill Cipher as a character, I have a LOT of ideas for Bill themed burlesque routines