What's my favourite Christmas movie? Well, it's a little bit crazy, a little bit wild, but, did you know that, actually, Die Hard is technically a Christmas movie? It's true!

Steadfast in my belief that the reason the MCU Blade movie is having so much trouble is that they can't figure out a way to fit this scene into it

No more 80s throwbacks. We have enough. Do a different decade.

bluesky does what mastodon't

Hey folks, just arrived on this cool island. There's a lot of switches and buttons around here. I sure hope their uses are obvious and intuitive

Imagine how good your posts would be if you skeeted from this bad boy

I'm going to repost my best bits from twitter slightly modified for the bluesky crowd

Terminal harry potter brain

[Hideo Kojima’s next game, released in 2024]

Nice to meet you, Mr Wayman. Isn’t it fascinating how we drive on parkways... but park in driveways? My name’s Drive Parkman. Use DRIVEs to neutralise parkers. Hold L1 and press X to drive your PARK. This is called the DRIVEWAY system

Can you tell she had no sleep?

Supermassive butt hole

I have truly just never understood the appeal of Bethesda games. What if a game was really big but also really boring and also really buggy

Jesus fucking christ

i cannot believe that guy is still making those fucking "funny-talking aliens" comics. who the fuck enjoys those

on australian twitch they call it tazochamp

Me: this mead ain't shit
5 minutes later:

Huge if true