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Chaotic Neutral Wizard. Everything I write is a joke, except when it isn't.
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Trump: You can't just choose your own pronouns!

Also Trump: I'm gonna spend money officially changing Pete Hegseth's pronoun to Secretary of War and if you don't like it, fuck you.

#secwar #secdef #Trump #pronouns
donald trump says " you know you 're really beautiful "
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This interview with Elon Musk is penetrating. youtu.be/6yCsNuEuPBw?...
Meet the Newest Realbotix Robot Companion, David
YouTube video by CNET
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Noooooooooooo!
"[A]s companies destroyed local forests to make way for plantations, rainfall in those areas decreased, which led to crop failures and lower yields and, ultimately, higher prices for consumers." #Coffee Plantations & Rainfall

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/w...
Coffee Production May Be Imperiled as Forests Are Destroyed for More Crops
www.nytimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Our money to bail out Argentina!
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
#davidbrooks said that politics is a boxing match. I agree it should be, but the small d democrats are in the ring with a maniac wearing brass knuckles. It ain't boxing when both sides can't agree what is fair in boxing. Then it's just a melee. Enough of the Marquis of Queensbury rules.
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October 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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His tariffs are unconstitutional. His using the military to play cop on our streets is unconstitutional. But we don’t have a Congress right now, and this Supreme Court can’t be trusted to follow the law & the Constitution.

We’re in a very bad place.
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Breaking News: The Supreme Court allowed the Trump administration to withhold $4 billion in foreign aid that had already been appropriated by Congress.
Supreme Court Allows Trump to Slash Foreign Aid
The Trump administration objects to paying out $4 billion appropriated by Congress.
nyti.ms
September 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Language Lesson: Just as the press must caveat Trump isn't a "rapist", we must remember that O.J. wasn't a "murderer", he was a "wrongful deather". Trump is a rapist by every definition other than ex-convict.
@profgalloway.com
September 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I have been struck with something. We all mourn the death of Charlie Kirk. It absolutely was pure evil.

But there have been an immense amount of school shootings… against children.. and the GOP doesn’t show 1/456th of the remorse they demand America shows for Charlie
September 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It doesn't matter that Trump may not actually be a cuckold at the hands of Melania and the manager of the Tiffany's in Trump Tower, what matters is we all think it sounds plausible.
a man with long hair and a beard is saying `` you 're soy boy harry . ''
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September 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Talking with @m-lightstone.bsky.social about how the third Superman movie gave us nightmares as kids and now realizing it also predicted the current buildout of datacenters.
September 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
In these dark times, it's important to remember when we could laugh. Here's a transcription (video no longer available) of the greatest television comedy ever made. I give you "TV Disaster".

methodshop.com/merry-miller...
Merry Miller's ABC-TV On-Air Disaster Becomes A YouTube Sensation
Merry Miller is the Senior Programming Director for The Learning Annex in New York, USA. She was named as one of the 40 "rising stars" in 2007 by Crain's magazine and is a former Miss Dallas. But that...
methodshop.com
September 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Here's what President Pedo had to say about this a month ago:

“I never wrote a picture in my life. I don’t draw pictures of women,” he said, according to the [Wall Steet] Journal. “It’s not my language. It’s not my words.”

Sure looks like his signature.
September 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Holy shit! During the national anthem at the US Open men's final, the moment Trump is shown on the jumbotron the entire stadium erupted in boos. To say the pedophile president is loathed in his own hometown would be an understatement. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Trump: You can't just choose your own pronouns!

Also Trump: I'm gonna spend money officially changing Pete Hegseth's pronoun to Secretary of War and if you don't like it, fuck you.

#secwar #secdef #Trump #pronouns
donald trump says " you know you 're really beautiful "
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media.tenor.com
September 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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September 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
#CountrypronounciationonTVNews: A Thread

Anyone notice how TV reporters and anchors (with few exceptions) go to great lengths to correctly pronounce names of places that have roughly the same name in their language, except for one?
September 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Lori Chavez-DeRemer: "I was elected as the Labor Secretary for all Americans"

(She was not elected)
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Don't you think he looks tired?
August 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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War is still raging in Ukraine. Measles outbreak. US cities under siege. Gas, coffee, grocery prices are all up. No tax on tips. Value of the US dollar down. Radioactive shrimp? Millions thrown off health insurance while the plague makes a comeback... And still no Epstein files.
August 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Putting the military on the street will lower crime. It does in North Korea, did in Nazi Germany, and in the book 1984.

The question isn’t will it lower crime. The question is do we want to be a nation governed like this. Until 6 minutes ago the GOP believed in LOCAL control.
August 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Merlin, the lab, living his best life with his pal Wuzzo. #dogsofbluesky
August 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Looking forward to Trump criticizing the Holocaust Museum for not mentioning what an accomplished watercolorist that Hitler guy was. #slaverywasbad
donald trump is wearing a suit and tie with a quick snap logo in the background
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August 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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August 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM