Maris Jules
@m-jules.bsky.social
I can't stop thinking about fictional vampires
Recipes like shrimp jello salad make sense when you realize they were invented by abused housewives who were on uppers in the morning and downers in the evening. Perhaps they were revenge.
December 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Recipes like shrimp jello salad make sense when you realize they were invented by abused housewives who were on uppers in the morning and downers in the evening. Perhaps they were revenge.
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So sad that such a talented man who brought a lot of joy is no longer with us.
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
December 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
So sad that such a talented man who brought a lot of joy is no longer with us.
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
Thank you to Rob Reiner for making some lovely films!
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Even in death may they be triumphant.
Even in death may they be triumphant.
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Even in death may they be triumphant.
Even in death may they be triumphant.
"the victorians survived without vaccines"
You mean the bitches who died of consumption regularly?
You mean the bitches who died of consumption regularly?
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"the victorians survived without vaccines"
You mean the bitches who died of consumption regularly?
You mean the bitches who died of consumption regularly?
I'm tired of this fog maybe we should get some really big fans and blow it away
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm tired of this fog maybe we should get some really big fans and blow it away
I went angel tree shopping and this is what I got for a 52 year old woman!
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I went angel tree shopping and this is what I got for a 52 year old woman!
My favorite Disney Princess is Eleanor Shellstrop
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My favorite Disney Princess is Eleanor Shellstrop
"what if your favorite politician was in the Epstein Files?"
Isaac Higgintoot would NEVER
Isaac Higgintoot would NEVER
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"what if your favorite politician was in the Epstein Files?"
Isaac Higgintoot would NEVER
Isaac Higgintoot would NEVER
America was founded on genocide, racism and murder and you're surprised we're like THIS now? It's ALWAYS been this way. You're just seeing it more.
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
America was founded on genocide, racism and murder and you're surprised we're like THIS now? It's ALWAYS been this way. You're just seeing it more.
Take me back to her
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Take me back to her
When you're waiting for your partner to put on the strap
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When you're waiting for your partner to put on the strap
Notice how the Christians stopped saying "what would Jesus do?"
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Notice how the Christians stopped saying "what would Jesus do?"
And Jesus said to the needy, "don't expect free handouts"
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
And Jesus said to the needy, "don't expect free handouts"
What's up with people this year saying "it's giving white savior" to people who hand out things besides candy? Do you know how much I LOVED getting popcorn, chips and food items?
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What's up with people this year saying "it's giving white savior" to people who hand out things besides candy? Do you know how much I LOVED getting popcorn, chips and food items?
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Let's hope we get trick or treaters this year!
October 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Let's hope we get trick or treaters this year!
White people when you tell them they can't celebrate a closed practice
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
White people when you tell them they can't celebrate a closed practice
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welcome to America, where the idea that kids should have food gets you labeled some kind of communist
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
welcome to America, where the idea that kids should have food gets you labeled some kind of communist
Why are whities celebrating #DayoftheDead when #Samhain literally exists
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Why are whities celebrating #DayoftheDead when #Samhain literally exists
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Hope people are realizing that rigging the 2026 and 2028 elections have always been the plan.
October 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hope people are realizing that rigging the 2026 and 2028 elections have always been the plan.
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