Nagatha Christie
@lure.bsky.social
If the worst is coming, it will find me living my best life. I’m latchkey kid years old. You may remember me from the 1994-1997 web. Or not. She/her.
If you really want to fuck with someone for the absolute rest of their days, allow me to suggest telling them that every time they hear or see the word rutabaga they will think of sex with you. This dark magic curse has been in my soul for 28 years now. I guess will be free when I am dead.
April 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
If you really want to fuck with someone for the absolute rest of their days, allow me to suggest telling them that every time they hear or see the word rutabaga they will think of sex with you. This dark magic curse has been in my soul for 28 years now. I guess will be free when I am dead.
Superbowl LIX, you say? Indeed he does.
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February 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Superbowl LIX, you say? Indeed he does.
Covid at the Nursing Home is the name of my new post-apocalyptic rock band. Our debut album, entitled A Fever You Can Totally Sweat Out, includes the songs House of Absolutely No Memories and This is Definitely Not a Hospital.
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Covid at the Nursing Home is the name of my new post-apocalyptic rock band. Our debut album, entitled A Fever You Can Totally Sweat Out, includes the songs House of Absolutely No Memories and This is Definitely Not a Hospital.
Walked outside, looked up. Okay then.
January 1, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Walked outside, looked up. Okay then.
I told them they didn’t need to card this guy because he is clearly 21.
December 31, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I told them they didn’t need to card this guy because he is clearly 21.
Did my yearly planning a few days ago and I’ve totally got that “new year new me” energy. It’s awesome! I feel like I should do yearly planning every two months or something.
December 31, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Did my yearly planning a few days ago and I’ve totally got that “new year new me” energy. It’s awesome! I feel like I should do yearly planning every two months or something.
Hello 3am my old friend.
December 22, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Hello 3am my old friend.
Had a #reiki session last month and I walked out with such a profound sense of gratitude and wellbeing that I had to do it again. Today’s session was … different. Like the closest I’ve ever experienced to doing drugs without actually doing the drugs.
December 17, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Had a #reiki session last month and I walked out with such a profound sense of gratitude and wellbeing that I had to do it again. Today’s session was … different. Like the closest I’ve ever experienced to doing drugs without actually doing the drugs.
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A group of people you never want to see again is called a Facebook.
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 PM
A group of people you never want to see again is called a Facebook.
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A group of children is called a migraine
November 18, 2024 at 7:57 PM
A group of children is called a migraine
TFW you spend 8 hours at the emergency vet to find out your dog has $1800 worth of gas.
December 8, 2024 at 8:18 PM
TFW you spend 8 hours at the emergency vet to find out your dog has $1800 worth of gas.
If my personality can be described by what I bring to the emergency vet at 5am, let it be known I brought coffee, my iPad, and a dog that started acting 100% normally the moment we walked in the door.
December 8, 2024 at 1:12 PM
If my personality can be described by what I bring to the emergency vet at 5am, let it be known I brought coffee, my iPad, and a dog that started acting 100% normally the moment we walked in the door.
Google does not seem to understand that I do in fact mean to be searching for secretary of nagriculture.
December 3, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Google does not seem to understand that I do in fact mean to be searching for secretary of nagriculture.
Salad drawer science experiment.
November 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Salad drawer science experiment.
It’s a good thing there are Best By dates on these salad bags so we can accurately gauge how long it’s been since we cleaned out the fridge.
November 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
It’s a good thing there are Best By dates on these salad bags so we can accurately gauge how long it’s been since we cleaned out the fridge.
A triple shot of espresso and let’s goooooooooo Thanksgiving! Keep your politics hole shut and just feast! ☕️
November 28, 2024 at 3:49 PM
A triple shot of espresso and let’s goooooooooo Thanksgiving! Keep your politics hole shut and just feast! ☕️
When I split up this year’s garlic, I planted the largest cloves. Then I set aside some medium-sized ones for a friend to plant. And then I LOST all of the rest of the garlic that I had planned on using for the next year.
November 28, 2024 at 1:02 PM
When I split up this year’s garlic, I planted the largest cloves. Then I set aside some medium-sized ones for a friend to plant. And then I LOST all of the rest of the garlic that I had planned on using for the next year.
On this day, a milestone birthday if there ever was one, I am feeling thankful for friends and loved ones and especially the women in my life who have held space for me to let go and find my way. What a wild ride it’s been, and here’s to more wrong turns that end up exactly where we should be.
November 22, 2024 at 1:40 AM
On this day, a milestone birthday if there ever was one, I am feeling thankful for friends and loved ones and especially the women in my life who have held space for me to let go and find my way. What a wild ride it’s been, and here’s to more wrong turns that end up exactly where we should be.
I don’t know which is worse: losing an entire weekend to a migraine or dealing with my Todoist after losing an entire weekend to a migraine. Go home Overdue, you’re drunk.
November 18, 2024 at 12:27 PM
I don’t know which is worse: losing an entire weekend to a migraine or dealing with my Todoist after losing an entire weekend to a migraine. Go home Overdue, you’re drunk.
I absolutely suck at the claw. 😂
November 17, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I absolutely suck at the claw. 😂
It’s 7:30am and everything feels particularly on fire already so here is a pic of the feral cat turned barn cat turned cat who now lives in my house, Xx_DragonHunter999_Xx.
November 14, 2024 at 12:42 PM
It’s 7:30am and everything feels particularly on fire already so here is a pic of the feral cat turned barn cat turned cat who now lives in my house, Xx_DragonHunter999_Xx.
No YOU 3d printed a special jig to line up the labels exactly the same way on every single one of these sixty bottles of wine. (And YOU freakin’ love it.)
November 13, 2024 at 11:02 PM
No YOU 3d printed a special jig to line up the labels exactly the same way on every single one of these sixty bottles of wine. (And YOU freakin’ love it.)