Mrs Trash Queen✨
@lunatrashqueen.bsky.social
I’m in my villain era.
It was supposed to be more purple, happy accidents! Happy holidays!
November 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It was supposed to be more purple, happy accidents! Happy holidays!
Sticker of the month for Dutch! They don’t believe in Thanksgiving, it’s Christmas now.
November 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Sticker of the month for Dutch! They don’t believe in Thanksgiving, it’s Christmas now.
@bbrkdwn.bsky.social I just came across your 12.4K comment on the Americano monster on Instagram 😂 and I was like “hey I know that handle”
November 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
@bbrkdwn.bsky.social I just came across your 12.4K comment on the Americano monster on Instagram 😂 and I was like “hey I know that handle”
Going to the store at 6pm was a great choice, it was SO empty. I realized it’s the DINKs shopping 😂
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Going to the store at 6pm was a great choice, it was SO empty. I realized it’s the DINKs shopping 😂
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🫡 to everyone affected by the AWS outage from Flex drivers to Signal users
Flexers, may you be sent home with pay 😌
Flexers, may you be sent home with pay 😌
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
🫡 to everyone affected by the AWS outage from Flex drivers to Signal users
Flexers, may you be sent home with pay 😌
Flexers, may you be sent home with pay 😌
Duo is a love bombing manipulator and you won’t change my mind
a green cartoon character with tears running down its face
Alt: Duo the Duolingo owl crying
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October 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Duo is a love bombing manipulator and you won’t change my mind
Mike Johnson is most afraid of naked bike riders 😭😂
The gal behind him laughing really does it for me
The gal behind him laughing really does it for me
Q: We've seen images out of Chicago of federal agents shooting faith leaders with pepper balls and arresting journalists. Where's the limit for you on what's acceptable conduct by federal agents?
MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.
MIKE JOHNSON: I've not seen them cross the line yet.
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mike Johnson is most afraid of naked bike riders 😭😂
The gal behind him laughing really does it for me
The gal behind him laughing really does it for me
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I was just informed they’re putting in an in n out in Gresham, Hillsboro AND Beaverton, so maybe the traffic won’t be completely god awful. I agree it’s overhyped, but I like it myself and I haven’t had it in forever 😆
October 10, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I was just informed they’re putting in an in n out in Gresham, Hillsboro AND Beaverton, so maybe the traffic won’t be completely god awful. I agree it’s overhyped, but I like it myself and I haven’t had it in forever 😆
I had to stop during my delivery block to photo this house’s decor, I love it so much
October 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I had to stop during my delivery block to photo this house’s decor, I love it so much
“The forest made forest sounds” thanks Jim 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
“The forest made forest sounds” thanks Jim 🤣
Less than 10lbs to my goal weight, I wish I could say this was through hard work but I’ve just been living my life. I’d say lack of stress this year
September 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Less than 10lbs to my goal weight, I wish I could say this was through hard work but I’ve just been living my life. I’d say lack of stress this year
I think when I finally get a @stephenking.bsky.social tattoo, it’s going to be “See the turtle, ain’t he keen? All things serve the fuckin beam” because it makes me smile every time I read it
Perhaps with a cute drawing of Maturin
Perhaps with a cute drawing of Maturin
September 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think when I finally get a @stephenking.bsky.social tattoo, it’s going to be “See the turtle, ain’t he keen? All things serve the fuckin beam” because it makes me smile every time I read it
Perhaps with a cute drawing of Maturin
Perhaps with a cute drawing of Maturin
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I got to meet the sweetest golden today named Cooper while I was delivering packages. He sprinted up to my car with his ball in his mouth and happy whined and wiggled his butt when I told him he’s a good boy 🥰
September 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I got to meet the sweetest golden today named Cooper while I was delivering packages. He sprinted up to my car with his ball in his mouth and happy whined and wiggled his butt when I told him he’s a good boy 🥰
I love having a dedicated physical pause/play button on my phone now. I was using accessibility features to put one on my screen.
September 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I love having a dedicated physical pause/play button on my phone now. I was using accessibility features to put one on my screen.
Ah, as usual, South Park is on point.
September 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Ah, as usual, South Park is on point.
Ah, I have reached the point in the Dresden Files timeline where parkour was booming 🤣
a man is jumping on a couch with parkour written on the bottom
Alt: Michael Scott from The Office jumping onto a couch, yelling parkour
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September 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Ah, I have reached the point in the Dresden Files timeline where parkour was booming 🤣
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I got yer timeline cleanse right here, folks. A whole clutch of teeny tiny snapping turtle behbehs emerged one at a time from their underground nest and crossed the gravel road while I and a couple other humans watched and made sure they were safe from anyone else coming along.
September 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I got yer timeline cleanse right here, folks. A whole clutch of teeny tiny snapping turtle behbehs emerged one at a time from their underground nest and crossed the gravel road while I and a couple other humans watched and made sure they were safe from anyone else coming along.
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Here’s one already out and making its way, and the next one just poking its head out of the hole and getting its very first glimpse of the world! 🥹
September 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Here’s one already out and making its way, and the next one just poking its head out of the hole and getting its very first glimpse of the world! 🥹
God damn it now Bella Ciao is playing on repeat in my head
September 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
God damn it now Bella Ciao is playing on repeat in my head
Me on the phone with my brother yesterday, at the top of my lungs:
POLKA NEVER DIES!!!
POLKA NEVER DIES!!!
September 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me on the phone with my brother yesterday, at the top of my lungs:
POLKA NEVER DIES!!!
POLKA NEVER DIES!!!