Neil de Carteret
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Neil de Carteret
@lumphammer.com
Ex tech lead, now doing tabletop RPG and virtual tabletop software dev. Looking for interesting TTRPG/VTT projects. Foundry VTT modules written cheap.
http://lumphammer.com
This particular post was rich crop though - I’ve added all the ones I could see.
September 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ah yeah, I’ve been off most social media for a bit. Good to know it’s helping someone though.
September 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Can’t imagine why I want before. I love your work.
September 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
owl hoot trail of cthulhu
August 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Congrats on the stretching
August 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Countermotion to rename «À la recherche du temps perdu» to “Big Boy”
July 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I once got lightly busted by a co-worker who noticed that I was using capital letters and was therefore probably on my phone and not at my desk.
July 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Is it to do with participation? Fiction is sometimes described as a collaboration between the author and the reader. TTRPGs are absolutely collaborative (or best when they are). But listening to someone recount a dream or their own gaming experience gives the audience no way to participate.
July 20, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I’m begging all men who experience this to go and actually see a doctor. I’m not being funny. You should be able to control your piss and shit at least into your 60s. 45 isn’t a “ha ha old” kind of age any more.
July 11, 2025 at 8:45 AM
It’s like the Spice Girls, if the Spice Girls were a weird hereditary anachronism
June 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I don’t mind ad reads from the podcast hosts, but those automated systems that inject british adverts into US podcasts because I’m in the UK are so jarring. I’d rather have an advert for medical insurance or something that equally doesn’t apply to me at all so I can tune it out.
June 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
wee,
June 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
June 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
What makes this basement sci-fi?

Angled corners.

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Funny how you just need to break some angles to turn kitchen environment into a spaceship.
June 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Not even going to fix that typo. It’s happy where it is.
June 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM
So glad we got the Grant Howitt and Gareth Hanrahan stretch gaols.
June 17, 2025 at 8:47 AM
He’s 5’10 so #noshortkings I guess.
June 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Genuine advice in case the fesser reads this. If you feel like you can’t aim upwards in your career, move sideways a few times. Just picking up experience at multiple companies, even if they’re on a lower tier, will build up your skills and confidence.
June 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Wireless ass pussy
May 30, 2025 at 9:27 PM