Neil de Carteret
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Neil de Carteret
@lumphammer.com
Ex tech lead, now doing tabletop RPG and virtual tabletop software dev. Looking for interesting TTRPG/VTT projects. Foundry VTT modules written cheap.
http://lumphammer.com
Can’t imagine why I want before. I love your work.
September 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
A wee poem I wrote for an immersive theatre thing tonight, which I didn’t end up needing.
June 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
June 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Our cake toppers were a space marine and Sylvanian families rabbit
May 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Just commited the worst bit of filth in some code

codepen.io/n3dst4/pen/b...

#css #filth
March 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Your outie almost never fails a CAPTCHA
February 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
That childlike joy when a package turns up with Rowan, Rook & Decard tape on it. @mytholder.bsky.social @gshowitt.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Please imagine I’d photoshopped this to say Blert
December 28, 2024 at 8:30 PM
This is great news, I’m really looking forward to trying this out.

Just one teensy thing – a typo on rolldown.rs/guide/in-dep... (first/fist):
December 25, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Just reading the Custom 3D model guide for Dice So Nice for FoundryVTT and remembering that in a previous life I knew Blender. Hmm. Hmmmmmmm.
#foundryvtt
December 23, 2024 at 7:22 PM
This looks amazing. I fell in love with using SVG filters in CSS a few weeks ago when I twigged that using a blur filter rather than text-shadow creates a glow effect that _follows the color of the text_!
December 9, 2024 at 6:57 PM
They’re covered and she almonds /
Chocolate almonds HATES
December 7, 2024 at 4:15 PM
This is what I did:
November 29, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Calendar: cleared
Hype: high
Slava: Ukraini

#stalker2
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Get me and my fancy domain handle
November 12, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Should be an edutational night
November 11, 2024 at 7:32 PM
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation.
November 5, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Classic UX lesson here - skimming this box to find the "Profile" link and missed it for several seconds because it's coloured like plain text, while other links around it are inexplicably blue. I'm not putting the boot in, I'm sure I've done worse things, but it was an object lesson in UX. #ux
October 24, 2024 at 2:36 PM
If you see this, post a monster
September 18, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Fashionably late to the party.
September 18, 2024 at 9:41 AM