Clint Eastwood Gacy
@lukehaines85.bsky.social
Drinker, writer, gambler, dog butler. He/him/hey asshole. Occasionally manages to write something on Buttondown, and somewhat more frequently a podcaster for The Arts Hole.
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Chief Google fuckwit Sundar Pichai has warned that "if the A.I. bubble bursts" it will affect every industry.
This implies he's hoping for some sort of infinite bubble that never pops?! That's... not how bubbles work, Sundar. They always pop. You could Google it, if you hadn't fucked that, too...
This implies he's hoping for some sort of infinite bubble that never pops?! That's... not how bubbles work, Sundar. They always pop. You could Google it, if you hadn't fucked that, too...
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Chief Google fuckwit Sundar Pichai has warned that "if the A.I. bubble bursts" it will affect every industry.
This implies he's hoping for some sort of infinite bubble that never pops?! That's... not how bubbles work, Sundar. They always pop. You could Google it, if you hadn't fucked that, too...
This implies he's hoping for some sort of infinite bubble that never pops?! That's... not how bubbles work, Sundar. They always pop. You could Google it, if you hadn't fucked that, too...
I really don't understand what the product is trying to say...
You stood on the shoulders of giants to achieve a sandwich filling, and now you've patented it, packaged it, slapped it on a plastic lunchbox...
Pork... Finds a way.
You stood on the shoulders of giants to achieve a sandwich filling, and now you've patented it, packaged it, slapped it on a plastic lunchbox...
Pork... Finds a way.
November 12, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I really don't understand what the product is trying to say...
You stood on the shoulders of giants to achieve a sandwich filling, and now you've patented it, packaged it, slapped it on a plastic lunchbox...
Pork... Finds a way.
You stood on the shoulders of giants to achieve a sandwich filling, and now you've patented it, packaged it, slapped it on a plastic lunchbox...
Pork... Finds a way.
It's literally fucking Armistice Day and Britain is promising to defend Belgium from foreign aggressors. Time is a flat circle.
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It's literally fucking Armistice Day and Britain is promising to defend Belgium from foreign aggressors. Time is a flat circle.
I always forget to plug this, but: It's Podcast day! We're looking at House of Dynamite, a cinematic hybrid of Red Alert and blue balls.
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House of Dynamite | The Arts Hole
It's the end of the world as we know it, and we feel conned.
Oscar winner Kathryn Bigelow turns in a frankly unfinished movie that might or might not be about a nuclear strike on America. We'll never...
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November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I always forget to plug this, but: It's Podcast day! We're looking at House of Dynamite, a cinematic hybrid of Red Alert and blue balls.
theartshole.podbean.com/e/house-of-d...
theartshole.podbean.com/e/house-of-d...
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE STOPPED MEANING IT BY THE SECOND PROMPT!!! Even his own billion dollar AI is sick of him!
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE STOPPED MEANING IT BY THE SECOND PROMPT!!! Even his own billion dollar AI is sick of him!
If you've ever wondered how close you can get to a lawsuit without actually triggering one - a kind of Law Edging, if you will - then this place seems determined to find out.
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you've ever wondered how close you can get to a lawsuit without actually triggering one - a kind of Law Edging, if you will - then this place seems determined to find out.
That asshole from Dilbert dead yet, or what...?
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That asshole from Dilbert dead yet, or what...?
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is there a Balls Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
is there a Balls Cheney
I really, sincerely wish that Andrew Tate would just get over himself and have the gay sex he so clearly wants and needs.
And then that he'd die of a painful cancer, because he's a rapist con man who has done irreparable damage to the world. But he does also need to admit he's gay.
And then that he'd die of a painful cancer, because he's a rapist con man who has done irreparable damage to the world. But he does also need to admit he's gay.
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I really, sincerely wish that Andrew Tate would just get over himself and have the gay sex he so clearly wants and needs.
And then that he'd die of a painful cancer, because he's a rapist con man who has done irreparable damage to the world. But he does also need to admit he's gay.
And then that he'd die of a painful cancer, because he's a rapist con man who has done irreparable damage to the world. But he does also need to admit he's gay.
If there's any justice, right now Dick Cheney is being "accidentally" shot in the face by a million Iraqis, one after another, before being made to apologise and then waking up in the forest again...
November 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If there's any justice, right now Dick Cheney is being "accidentally" shot in the face by a million Iraqis, one after another, before being made to apologise and then waking up in the forest again...
Go home, Doritos, you're drunk...
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Go home, Doritos, you're drunk...
I don't care what the recipe is. I don't care if you're giving me details of a potion that will make me live forever and grow my dick two inches. I don't care if it's a cure for cancer. If you're using cups as a measurement, I'm out.
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I don't care what the recipe is. I don't care if you're giving me details of a potion that will make me live forever and grow my dick two inches. I don't care if it's a cure for cancer. If you're using cups as a measurement, I'm out.
Watching the original Muppet movie. Richard Pryor is in this, and it's from 1979, meaning there was almost certainly more crack on the set of The Muppet Movie than I would have predicted...
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Watching the original Muppet movie. Richard Pryor is in this, and it's from 1979, meaning there was almost certainly more crack on the set of The Muppet Movie than I would have predicted...
One of the most unpleasant parts of writing about politics in the UK is how often I have to Google an image of Nigel Farage.
It's expensive, too, because afterwards I have to burn my fucking laptop and wave sage around my living room...
It's expensive, too, because afterwards I have to burn my fucking laptop and wave sage around my living room...
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
One of the most unpleasant parts of writing about politics in the UK is how often I have to Google an image of Nigel Farage.
It's expensive, too, because afterwards I have to burn my fucking laptop and wave sage around my living room...
It's expensive, too, because afterwards I have to burn my fucking laptop and wave sage around my living room...
Finally playing the Spider-Man game from a couple of years ago. It's great on multiple levels, except that there are a lot of Mary Jane levels.
"You know what people would love in this Spider-Man game? Playing as Spider-Man's girlfriend, who doesn't have any super powers!"
"You know what people would love in this Spider-Man game? Playing as Spider-Man's girlfriend, who doesn't have any super powers!"
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Finally playing the Spider-Man game from a couple of years ago. It's great on multiple levels, except that there are a lot of Mary Jane levels.
"You know what people would love in this Spider-Man game? Playing as Spider-Man's girlfriend, who doesn't have any super powers!"
"You know what people would love in this Spider-Man game? Playing as Spider-Man's girlfriend, who doesn't have any super powers!"
I'm not allowed to call myself the Duke of York, either. I also never raped an underage girl, so the fact that me and Andrew are now on level footing still feels like a bit of a slap in the face to us non-rapist/non-paedophiles.
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I'm not allowed to call myself the Duke of York, either. I also never raped an underage girl, so the fact that me and Andrew are now on level footing still feels like a bit of a slap in the face to us non-rapist/non-paedophiles.
For some reason, the rules of Mute Club start at number three...
October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
For some reason, the rules of Mute Club start at number three...
Why does this picture make it look like Trump is the wacky neighbour in a sitcom?!
"Did somebody say 'fat, orange racist' ?!"
"Did somebody say 'fat, orange racist' ?!"
October 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why does this picture make it look like Trump is the wacky neighbour in a sitcom?!
"Did somebody say 'fat, orange racist' ?!"
"Did somebody say 'fat, orange racist' ?!"
October 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Disney Prime is saddened at the news that Diane Keaton has la dee died. One of the most popular Keatons of her generation, Diane accrued countless awards, including an Academy Award for Best Actress in Annie Hall (1977) for making an ugly, self-absorbed, unfuckable pedophile seem merely neurotic.
October 11, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Disney Prime is saddened at the news that Diane Keaton has la dee died. One of the most popular Keatons of her generation, Diane accrued countless awards, including an Academy Award for Best Actress in Annie Hall (1977) for making an ugly, self-absorbed, unfuckable pedophile seem merely neurotic.
And Ian Watkins has been murdered in jail. Everywhere you look, paedophiles are having a bad day...
October 11, 2025 at 8:14 PM
And Ian Watkins has been murdered in jail. Everywhere you look, paedophiles are having a bad day...
RIP to Diane Keaton, one of the better Keatons, kept off the top spots only by never being Batman or having a house fall on her while standing where the little window will land.
October 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
RIP to Diane Keaton, one of the better Keatons, kept off the top spots only by never being Batman or having a house fall on her while standing where the little window will land.
"Strong, Secure & Reliable!"
"Fragile!"
Make your mind up, assholes...
"Fragile!"
Make your mind up, assholes...
October 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Strong, Secure & Reliable!"
"Fragile!"
Make your mind up, assholes...
"Fragile!"
Make your mind up, assholes...