Lucrezier
@lucrezier.bsky.social
#IfYouAreTheOne #wanggang tragic
Former Eurovision enthusiast
Moved to the country by mistake
Former Eurovision enthusiast
Moved to the country by mistake
August 18, 2025 at 8:58 AM
@shmouflon.scorpinc.social can I expect to see you starting in this????
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/au...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/au...
Excelling in … Excel? Inside the high-stakes, secretive world of competitive spreadsheeting
New documentary Spreadsheet Champions follows six competitors as they head to the Microsoft Office Specialist world championship in Florida
www.theguardian.com
August 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
@shmouflon.scorpinc.social can I expect to see you starting in this????
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/au...
www.theguardian.com/film/2025/au...
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Sat down on edge of seat designed for 6 ppl. Am being aggressively stared at by woman sitting cross legged feeding her baby Cheezels taking up 2/3 of the space
June 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Sat down on edge of seat designed for 6 ppl. Am being aggressively stared at by woman sitting cross legged feeding her baby Cheezels taking up 2/3 of the space
Please note that Albo got blessed by the new pope then a few hours later the Nats announced they were divorcing the Libs
#auspol
@batshit-auspol.bsky.social
#auspol
@batshit-auspol.bsky.social
May 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Please note that Albo got blessed by the new pope then a few hours later the Nats announced they were divorcing the Libs
#auspol
@batshit-auspol.bsky.social
#auspol
@batshit-auspol.bsky.social
Attempting to compose something amusing about the National Party’s decision to leave the coalition because they’ve decided people who live outside capital cities want nuclear power
Fuck me drunk have any of them spoken to anyone who doesn’t own a mining company in the last two years? #auspol
Fuck me drunk have any of them spoken to anyone who doesn’t own a mining company in the last two years? #auspol
May 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Attempting to compose something amusing about the National Party’s decision to leave the coalition because they’ve decided people who live outside capital cities want nuclear power
Fuck me drunk have any of them spoken to anyone who doesn’t own a mining company in the last two years? #auspol
Fuck me drunk have any of them spoken to anyone who doesn’t own a mining company in the last two years? #auspol
10yo nephew: do you have a plastic bag?
Me: big or small?
10yo: small
Me: like this? (Holds up freezer bag)
10yo: No. Smaller. Like ones you keep teeth in
Me: ??? What do you mean keep teeth in???
10yo: People teeth
Me: big or small?
10yo: small
Me: like this? (Holds up freezer bag)
10yo: No. Smaller. Like ones you keep teeth in
Me: ??? What do you mean keep teeth in???
10yo: People teeth
May 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
10yo nephew: do you have a plastic bag?
Me: big or small?
10yo: small
Me: like this? (Holds up freezer bag)
10yo: No. Smaller. Like ones you keep teeth in
Me: ??? What do you mean keep teeth in???
10yo: People teeth
Me: big or small?
10yo: small
Me: like this? (Holds up freezer bag)
10yo: No. Smaller. Like ones you keep teeth in
Me: ??? What do you mean keep teeth in???
10yo: People teeth
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NO GOVERNMENT! ALL CRIME IS LEGAL!
May 3, 2025 at 8:36 AM
NO GOVERNMENT! ALL CRIME IS LEGAL!
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
Dear non-Catholic World Leaders,
No Catholic woman has worn a veil to church since 1986
(except for Melania apparently)
No Catholic woman has worn a veil to church since 1986
(except for Melania apparently)
April 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Dear non-Catholic World Leaders,
No Catholic woman has worn a veil to church since 1986
(except for Melania apparently)
No Catholic woman has worn a veil to church since 1986
(except for Melania apparently)
btw if you sort you books in colour order you should be imprisoned
April 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
btw if you sort you books in colour order you should be imprisoned
Question for anyone who was a bookish child
Were your books arranged in library order or some other kind of system? Or were they just haphazardly placed on the shelf?
Were your books arranged in library order or some other kind of system? Or were they just haphazardly placed on the shelf?
April 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Question for anyone who was a bookish child
Were your books arranged in library order or some other kind of system? Or were they just haphazardly placed on the shelf?
Were your books arranged in library order or some other kind of system? Or were they just haphazardly placed on the shelf?
Does two children named Odin at the same teeny tiny school seem excessive to anyone else or is this just a me thing?
April 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Does two children named Odin at the same teeny tiny school seem excessive to anyone else or is this just a me thing?
he really is just an angry, dense oompa loompa isn’t he
April 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
he really is just an angry, dense oompa loompa isn’t he
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I think labor should have campaigners put on realistic Peter Dutton masks and just have them loom around the general population for a few weeks, I think after several Dutton viewings people will start to feel unsettled and scared
April 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I think labor should have campaigners put on realistic Peter Dutton masks and just have them loom around the general population for a few weeks, I think after several Dutton viewings people will start to feel unsettled and scared
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Nothing to see here, just the met breaking into a Quaker meeting house to arrest people having a meeting about climate change and Gaza www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...
Quakers condemn police raid on Westminster Meeting House
Police broke into a Quaker Meeting House last night (27 March) and arrested six young people holding a meeting over concerns for the climate and Gaza.
www.quaker.org.uk
March 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Nothing to see here, just the met breaking into a Quaker meeting house to arrest people having a meeting about climate change and Gaza www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...
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The main difference between Musk and Hitler is that the volkswagen was a reliable, reasonably priced vehicle.
March 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
The main difference between Musk and Hitler is that the volkswagen was a reliable, reasonably priced vehicle.
Just discovered this has been going out as my profile photo on my business email account
March 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Just discovered this has been going out as my profile photo on my business email account
ALL HANDS TO THE #BigBanana THIS IS NOT A DRILL
March 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
ALL HANDS TO THE #BigBanana THIS IS NOT A DRILL
@shmouflon.scorpinc.social WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOMMY CASH IS ESTONIA’S EUROVISION ENTRY 💀💀💀
March 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
@shmouflon.scorpinc.social WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOMMY CASH IS ESTONIA’S EUROVISION ENTRY 💀💀💀
Starting to think it’s time to take up day drinking
March 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Starting to think it’s time to take up day drinking