Lucky Jim and Twinkletoe
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Lucky Jim and Twinkletoe
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carmen sandiego 🌎 she/her, 21+ only
club husband August
August 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm sick 😓😓😓😓😓 also I'm getting a lot of hater energy from one of my longtime friends but I've already cut off two longtime people this year. it's sad watching people start to show their true colors but I prayed for no haters in my close circle so I guess I asked for them to become extra noticeable
July 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
first day of Leo season and I'm trying to meal plan tiny meals with $20 bc I'm so broke. I'm in my ingredients era. this is what I get for seeing every pop girl this year
July 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I saw Kesha a couple nights ago in Nashville. when I was in high school a guy who I thought was my friend and talked to a lot suddenly went in on me for liking Kesha/pop music/wigs/glitter and essentially called me a basic vapid sheeple girl and told me to get a personality (aka his personality)
July 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Padilla: "What if I was outside a Home Depot, because I like to do some work around the house, not dressed in a suit. Would I be a target of ICE enforcement under Tom Homan? Probably. And it is just wrong."
July 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Me all day today because getting high is easier than confronting my brain 😵‍💫
July 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the autistic selfie trend is beating my ass
July 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
trying to figure out my identity in my 30s and it's very Julia Louis-Dreyfus
July 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm combining limoncello la croix and white peach red bull and a lot of ice and drinking it with my other two emotional support drinks and it is healing me
July 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm going to become a hermit. like I already am one but I'm going to even more so
June 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
💞 it's still and forever will be nazis kill yourselves 💞
June 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I'm collecting the indie, pop, and rock girlies like infinity stones this year
June 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I love when The Dare hits his little cymbal
June 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I had to be Carmen Sandiego lately so no one would know that I was irresponsible and went to _________ _____ in _________, _____
June 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
locally hated internationally treasured
June 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
eating yogurt
June 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
ok fine
June 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
June 16, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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here’s the Paris Haute Couture Week f/w 2026 schedule:
#fashionsky
June 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
this is me if you even care
June 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
good thing father's day doesn't apply to me bc I was never born I just sprang out of Trixie Mattel's forehead when Katya split her skull open
June 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I suspect there is some TikTok or other promoting this factoid but I have had multiple people ANGRY in my mentions claiming that Alice Guy invented the narrative film.

Now, I love Alice but this is very silly.

First, you have to accept that THE CABBAGE PATCH FAIRY was definitively released in 1896
June 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
they fired the Hotel Trivago guy who's been doing their commercials for 10 years to replace him with an AI man and he didn't find out until he saw the new ad. never using them
June 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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June 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM