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Mrs. Dazai
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Married mom of 2 by day, baddie by night . Video game lover, anime watcher , book reader , tattoo getter. Golden Knights fan, Las Vegas Aces fan, Steelers fan, Optic Texas fan (CoD)
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Yup!
The “if I struggled why shouldn’t you?!” Types.
I’m tired of mfs complaining about ppl who ask for money.

Cuz if you not giving them money then what’s the real issue for you?

My theory is mfs who complain about ppl asking for help are mfs who really need help but are too prideful to ask so they sit up talkin shit about the ppl who do/can.
July 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Uuuhhh who tf brings a dildo to a basketball game, to throw it ?! Are yall dumb ?!
July 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Sir……. Please
I said *clears throat*: THE FACT THAT DICKS CANT QUEEF REALLY BE PISSING ME OFF. I NEED HER TO KNOW HOW MUCH PRESSURE I GOT BUILT UP. MAKE THIS DICK FART.
July 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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July 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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And then he reach over and slap it gently a few times and it make that gushy pat pat sound
July 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Kyubey is a POS . Knew damn well that consent shit was BS since he didn’t tell the full truth.

Homura fucked up by not tellin the full truth from jump. All that cryptic crap.

Madoka is annoying! I hate naive ass MC.

Sayaka is a self righteous prick. Girl you did that for a BOY!?! Dumb!
July 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I do not like last minute plans…
July 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
1,3,6
July 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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This man who messaged ME said he was traveling this week.

I said “where ya goin”

He said “several places”

I gave him a 👍🏽 and kept it pushin.

Younger me might have played along longer but I’m so tired of trying to coax adults into conversations that they started 😂
July 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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As a Black girl who grew up in the suburbs, if you feel any “disconnect” with Black American culture because you didn’t grow up in the hood, it has nothing to do with where you were raised, and EVERYTHING to do with the people who raised you.
July 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Let’s fucking go!!!
June 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
BACK TO BACK CHAMPS! Optic !!!

GreenWall!
June 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I can’t believe Faze lost to Miami…. Fuck Miami . Let’s go Surge!!! Take em down
June 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!
Green Wall ! B2B . Let’s get it
💚🤍🖤💚🤍🖤
June 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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A lot of these POCs and white leftists severally underestimate Black Americans willingness to let this thing burn to the ground. Yall are not going to push us to do a gotdamn thing.
June 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
GREENWALL! Brick by fuckin Brick !
June 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Let’s go OpTic ! Champs weekend.
June 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Fuck Gemini
Marry Aquarius
Kill Libra
fuck, marry, kill (air sign edition):

libra, aquarius, gemini men… GO!
June 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Fuck Miami. Faze better send them home ! GGs Boston
June 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Damn…. Thieves…. Next year boys!
June 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So obviously Inuyasha is in my 5 starter anime pack from when I was 7….. and clearly at 30 my memory is fuzzy on the details.

So I decided to read the manga . Bro fuck kagome, sango, shippo, & miroku. The way these mf keep piling on Inuyasha for still being in love with Kikyo .
June 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Keeping it a buck: After a certain age, thinking about having sex with one person can be exhausting. You worked all day, fought traffic, cooked dinner, did dishes, check on your kids, walked the dog, did laundry, picked out your clothes for tomorrow...now you're gonna have sex? Tonight?
Y’all gon have to take turns if I’m in the threesome cuz I ain’t got enough for all that foolishness.
June 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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I keep seeing people online talking about Black people staying out the way and not caring about what ICE is doing and equating that to not showing empathy towards the Black immigrants and I just want to know, are y’all going outside and talking to actual Black people?
June 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
30 and on 4…. Although truly it should be 3 since some jackass total my parked car in front of my home. It was involuntary!

The injustice!!! 😂
What's your car body count 🤔

I’ll go first…

I’m 31 on my 3rd car 🚙
June 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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if the violence in Palestine stopped because you didn’t vote I could see it but you didn’t do SHIT except make EVERYTHING worse.
June 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM