Just a sampling of the wonderful views I get to see each day while running deliveries. Got to love a job like this!

Are you ever so comfortable in bed that you contemplate whether the discomfort of wetting the bed is less than or greater than the discomfort of getting out of bed and losing that “just right” spot?

“Did you hear a weird noise?” the other lab scientist asks me.

I frantically try mashing back together the loose pieces of space-time fabric I just ripped open. “Uhhh…nope.”