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Reverend Luci Dracul
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“I’m very sane about how crazy I am.” ~Carrie Fisher; he/him/his; LMB
A man lied about “shootin’ blanks” in the ‘90s and now I have to “carry on his family name”? Gross.
February 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I love calling Nazis “Nazis” ‘cause they know they are but are terrified and extremely offended when they’re labeled correctly.
January 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Just seen a comment that said “even though I believe that vaccines cause autism, my unvaccinated child is autistic…” and I swear to Christ… I shouldn’t share equal rights with these people.
January 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
And you know what? I’d still stand outside and swear myself into Office ‘cause I’m not a pussy-ass bitch, worried abowt his wittol feetsies getting cowld.

Layer up like a fuckin’ adult. Also, there’s heat packs you can put in your shoes and pockets to help keep you warm… pussy.
January 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Tim Walz just capped prescription copays for Minnesotans at $25. In case Donold wants suggestions for his “concepts of a plan.”
January 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Yep.
January 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Instead of "I apologize for the delay," write "thank you for your patience." In lieu of "sorry for the oversight," write
"if you're so perfect, why don't you fu*king do it, Marsha."

Follow me for more etiquette tips. 😁
January 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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My message to Zuck
January 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hope everyone who sees this is having a blessed time. I don’t care if it’s bright and early, dark and late, or somewhere in between. I just hope that you’re able to see the light in the situation you’re in.

🩷🩷 LMB
January 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
@nialovelis.bsky.social

✨HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!✨

I hope your birthday is filled with nothing but love and happiness and pure joy! Sending you lots and lots of love and hugs from your most idiotic supporter! 🩷💜
a man in a blue jacket says happy birthday in red letters
ALT: a man in a blue jacket says happy birthday in red letters
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Yesterday, it was all “Merry Christmas” but today… today, it’s all “Merry Crisis” ‘cause the post-holiday chaos begins now.
December 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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Recently took a peek at Twitter and the disinformation is getting substantially more dangerous. Someone could get killed.

The tactics of constantly repeating outright lies, targeting specific people, repurposing years-old footage and presenting them as new is getting to another level. It’s scary.
December 23, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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....and another thing.
December 21, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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🚨🚨🚨WHY ISN’T THIS A BIGGER STORY?

The media lately ignored that Donald Trump secretly spoke with Vladimir Putin as many as SEVEN times since leaving office.

The conversations coincided with Trump pressuring Republicans to block military aid to Ukraine.

TRUMP IS A TRAITOR!!!
December 21, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Reindeer said “fuck your grandma!” 😂😂😂
Grandma got run over by a reindeer, for real this time.
December 10, 2024 at 12:28 PM
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I don’t think a criminal should be president.

I don’t think a rapist should be attorney general.

People like that should be in prison.

If that makes me a radical leftist lunatic, then yeah, call me that. Whatever.
November 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father.
Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I’d be more excited if he was inspired to never do anything ever again and leaped into obscurity where rapists belong until they end up in Hell and tortured for the remainder of their soul’s eternal existence…
November 27, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Well, when put it that way…
November 27, 2024 at 12:52 AM
For my first… whatever these are called, here’s a random thought:

Watching some adult content last night (Fansly) and I got to thinkin’… “when women watch porn, do they look for creators or kinks? Do they care who’s in the video or just what the content is?”
November 27, 2024 at 3:58 PM