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Jake
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inkwinkle.bsky.social
about to start wearing a WWBSIMTPD bracelet to work (what would ben stiller in meet the parents do)
October 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
luchtja.bsky.social
Mojo JoJo ass wife. 40 cakes ass wife
September 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
luchtja.bsky.social
My wife will see an unattended chair and be like is anybody gonna hang multiple jackets and other bits of clothing over that. And not wait for an answer
July 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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inkwinkle.bsky.social
filled with hatred for chatgpt for the way that it's stolen the charming and delightful emdash from me
April 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
luchtja.bsky.social
A seussian nightmare is probably one of the worst kinds of nightmares to have
April 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Why are they called marbles. They're not made of marble
April 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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inkwinkle.bsky.social
March 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
luchtja.bsky.social
Interesting. They've apparently invented new super strong cardboard that they use for the sole purpose of making battery packs impossible to open with your hands. Anyone know about this
January 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
luchtja.bsky.social
I have to remember. So many passwords. Fucked up on this bitch of an earth
January 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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inkwinkle.bsky.social
having just watched it, Darmok gotta be in the top 10 tng favorite TNG episodes so far
December 22, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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filmcow.bsky.social
The self is an illusion. The boundaries that divide us are constructed. The second Matrix film has one of the best car chase scenes of all time. Time itself is a construct. Seven percent of everyone who has ever lived is alive right now. Wood from the sets of the second Matrix film were sent to Mexico to build low-income housing. The veil slips and we see a fleeting glimpse of truth. The Burly Brawl is a great scene and would kill today.
December 17, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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wiiwednesday.bsky.social
You ready shoppers? It’s that time again!
Update Day - Nirvana The Band The Show
YouTube video by West Mashups
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December 4, 2024 at 5:56 PM
luchtja.bsky.social
We're gonna write a trans inclusive burger jingle?
December 4, 2024 at 10:46 AM
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mrnotfresh.bsky.social
everybody knows about the wii shopping channel and everybody loves to shop on it every wednesday
November 27, 2024 at 3:58 PM
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martapreliy.bsky.social
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November 13, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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inkwinkle.bsky.social
me when Im playing minecraft
November 12, 2024 at 6:05 AM
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frogpondproduce.bsky.social
As Per Pond Protocol,
Our Interests Include
- Frog Ponds
- Produce
- Produce Equipment and Accessories
- Innovations of The Heart and Mind
- Moss Packaging
- End-to-End Systems Solutions
- Entropy Fluids
- Bringing Smiles to Friends Like You !
- Imagine Dragons
November 11, 2024 at 2:15 AM
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inkwinkle.bsky.social
bit late, but look at this last-minute diy mothman costume I threw together for halloween

IT'S DA FREAKIN MOTHMAN
me in a d.i.y. mothman costume. Im dressed in black, with a black hood and face mask with red felt eyes, a gray distressed scarf, moth-like antenna, and cape-wings with black, white and brown feathers. Im standing in a threatening pose in an office lobby. me in a d.i.y. mothman costume. Im dressed in black, with a black hood and face mask with red felt eyes, a gray distressed scarf, moth-like antenna, and cape-wings with black, white and brown feathers. I'm sitting at a breakroom table and holding a green coffee mug.
November 7, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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October 21, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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October 21, 2024 at 5:06 AM
luchtja.bsky.social
Anyone else remember secret Italian supercat. Let's bring that back
October 21, 2024 at 5:03 AM
luchtja.bsky.social
blüe møœn
October 21, 2024 at 4:59 AM