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politician that gives deeply impassioned speeches where you can never quite tell if they're for or against the topic
January 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
politician that gives deeply impassioned speeches where you can never quite tell if they're for or against the topic
stuck in a room, sitting down because I hurt my lower back, whilst the allergens in the air slowly are making my skin burn and my throat feel scratchy, so I can only wait so long
is this basically real life status effect balancing?
is this basically real life status effect balancing?
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
stuck in a room, sitting down because I hurt my lower back, whilst the allergens in the air slowly are making my skin burn and my throat feel scratchy, so I can only wait so long
is this basically real life status effect balancing?
is this basically real life status effect balancing?
just had someone with complete seriousness argue that Anatolia isn't Asia...
there is literally no place that is less unambiguously Asia than western Anatolia, the literal region the entire continent is named for
there is literally no place that is less unambiguously Asia than western Anatolia, the literal region the entire continent is named for
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
just had someone with complete seriousness argue that Anatolia isn't Asia...
there is literally no place that is less unambiguously Asia than western Anatolia, the literal region the entire continent is named for
there is literally no place that is less unambiguously Asia than western Anatolia, the literal region the entire continent is named for
you can drink a horse's water, but you can't make it lead you there
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
you can drink a horse's water, but you can't make it lead you there
discourse well-poisoners when a critically acclaimed game gets a remaster that's gameplay identical but changes the art style:
"yea this is unplayable, the art was actually the only thing good about the original"
"yea this is unplayable, the art was actually the only thing good about the original"
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
discourse well-poisoners when a critically acclaimed game gets a remaster that's gameplay identical but changes the art style:
"yea this is unplayable, the art was actually the only thing good about the original"
"yea this is unplayable, the art was actually the only thing good about the original"
"just translate it literally" mfers when I force them to watch Darmok (they don't understand my meaning)
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 AM
"just translate it literally" mfers when I force them to watch Darmok (they don't understand my meaning)
dreamt I went viral as the center of a new culture war on Twitter because I said the ancient kingdom of Israel no longer exists
not that it didn't exist, just that it doesn't anymore, and the entire griftosphere mental gymnastics'd explanations of how it somehow technically still de jure exists
not that it didn't exist, just that it doesn't anymore, and the entire griftosphere mental gymnastics'd explanations of how it somehow technically still de jure exists
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
dreamt I went viral as the center of a new culture war on Twitter because I said the ancient kingdom of Israel no longer exists
not that it didn't exist, just that it doesn't anymore, and the entire griftosphere mental gymnastics'd explanations of how it somehow technically still de jure exists
not that it didn't exist, just that it doesn't anymore, and the entire griftosphere mental gymnastics'd explanations of how it somehow technically still de jure exists
apparently the first cited use of the word "download" was in a local newspaper from Wichita Falls, Texas, in 1962
I'm sorry but that sounds completely made up how am I supposed to take this fact seriously
I'm sorry but that sounds completely made up how am I supposed to take this fact seriously
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
apparently the first cited use of the word "download" was in a local newspaper from Wichita Falls, Texas, in 1962
I'm sorry but that sounds completely made up how am I supposed to take this fact seriously
I'm sorry but that sounds completely made up how am I supposed to take this fact seriously
me and Spoony arriving at the white supremacist discord meetup and being surprised seeing the other members
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
me and Spoony arriving at the white supremacist discord meetup and being surprised seeing the other members
"[other language] just isn't as expressive as [my native language]" "the profanity isn't nearly as intense" "it's not as poetic"
this is almost wholly an indictment of the fact you speak your native language better than an acquired one, I know, deeply shocking
this is almost wholly an indictment of the fact you speak your native language better than an acquired one, I know, deeply shocking
December 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"[other language] just isn't as expressive as [my native language]" "the profanity isn't nearly as intense" "it's not as poetic"
this is almost wholly an indictment of the fact you speak your native language better than an acquired one, I know, deeply shocking
this is almost wholly an indictment of the fact you speak your native language better than an acquired one, I know, deeply shocking
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Short game of the year video
youtu.be/e3OsDblOiq0
youtu.be/e3OsDblOiq0
Crab's Game of the Year 2025
YouTube video by Gungan
youtu.be
December 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Short game of the year video
youtu.be/e3OsDblOiq0
youtu.be/e3OsDblOiq0
"yea I don't really remember much of anything from my childhood" yea Richie that's because your brain is the size of a navel orange and you didn't achieve sentience til age 12, then spent the next 7 years smoking weed in the basement
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"yea I don't really remember much of anything from my childhood" yea Richie that's because your brain is the size of a navel orange and you didn't achieve sentience til age 12, then spent the next 7 years smoking weed in the basement
guy with 5000 hours in a grand strategy WW2 game: actually the war was inevitable
December 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
guy with 5000 hours in a grand strategy WW2 game: actually the war was inevitable
if you're prescriptivist enough, no affix is productive
December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
if you're prescriptivist enough, no affix is productive
bitches be like "actually you pronounce the e in Rio Grande, it's Spanish"
actually if you knew what the fuck you were talking about you'd know that's the English name only and in Spanish the river's called the fuckin' Río Bravo del Norte, and it's been like that for over 400 years, dumbass
actually if you knew what the fuck you were talking about you'd know that's the English name only and in Spanish the river's called the fuckin' Río Bravo del Norte, and it's been like that for over 400 years, dumbass
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
bitches be like "actually you pronounce the e in Rio Grande, it's Spanish"
actually if you knew what the fuck you were talking about you'd know that's the English name only and in Spanish the river's called the fuckin' Río Bravo del Norte, and it's been like that for over 400 years, dumbass
actually if you knew what the fuck you were talking about you'd know that's the English name only and in Spanish the river's called the fuckin' Río Bravo del Norte, and it's been like that for over 400 years, dumbass
"hard sci-fi" enthusiasts arguing the point so intensely that they end up with just regular fiction
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"hard sci-fi" enthusiasts arguing the point so intensely that they end up with just regular fiction
"it's natural, how can it be bad for you?" I say as I wash down my pills with a black pepper grapefruit hard kombucha, then die
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
"it's natural, how can it be bad for you?" I say as I wash down my pills with a black pepper grapefruit hard kombucha, then die
"yea it's just a hypoethical situation"
"you mean hypothetical?"
*scalpel hovering over the un-anaesthetized guy whose kidney I'm about to steal*
"I don't think I know that word, what does it mean?"
"you mean hypothetical?"
*scalpel hovering over the un-anaesthetized guy whose kidney I'm about to steal*
"I don't think I know that word, what does it mean?"
December 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
"yea it's just a hypoethical situation"
"you mean hypothetical?"
*scalpel hovering over the un-anaesthetized guy whose kidney I'm about to steal*
"I don't think I know that word, what does it mean?"
"you mean hypothetical?"
*scalpel hovering over the un-anaesthetized guy whose kidney I'm about to steal*
"I don't think I know that word, what does it mean?"
putting 300 christian fundamentalists in a room and asking them to explain the exact nature of the Trinity as a whole and its parts, and dropping them down a trap door as soon as they accidentally describe modalism, Arianism, Docetism, Apollinarianism, Tritheism, partialism...
December 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
putting 300 christian fundamentalists in a room and asking them to explain the exact nature of the Trinity as a whole and its parts, and dropping them down a trap door as soon as they accidentally describe modalism, Arianism, Docetism, Apollinarianism, Tritheism, partialism...
the biggest result of the game awards is the reignition of the argument of whether indie is a term with a simple straightforward definition or just a nebulous vibe
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
the biggest result of the game awards is the reignition of the argument of whether indie is a term with a simple straightforward definition or just a nebulous vibe
every other Victorian medical treatise be like "in women, loose bowels are indicative of loose morals; and may be treated with a concoction of laudanum and mercury, or their consignment to sanatoria"
December 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
every other Victorian medical treatise be like "in women, loose bowels are indicative of loose morals; and may be treated with a concoction of laudanum and mercury, or their consignment to sanatoria"
me making sure to include just a dash of completely abstruse nothingburger diced up and distributed throughout my kinda-unique-but-not-really-all-that-amazing piece of media so 20 years later people will make 4 hour video essays about how it's misunderstood genius
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
me making sure to include just a dash of completely abstruse nothingburger diced up and distributed throughout my kinda-unique-but-not-really-all-that-amazing piece of media so 20 years later people will make 4 hour video essays about how it's misunderstood genius
amazing how out of touch tech CEOs will create a product no one needs and somehow makes millions, but it's a failure because it didn't make brazillions (low estimate of three thousand dollars profit over every person on earth)
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
amazing how out of touch tech CEOs will create a product no one needs and somehow makes millions, but it's a failure because it didn't make brazillions (low estimate of three thousand dollars profit over every person on earth)
me skimming through and taking the shallowest possible reading of The Gospel of Wealth:
"so I need to figure out the exact optimal amount of money to donate to maximize the return in YouTube ad revenue"
"so I need to figure out the exact optimal amount of money to donate to maximize the return in YouTube ad revenue"
December 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
me skimming through and taking the shallowest possible reading of The Gospel of Wealth:
"so I need to figure out the exact optimal amount of money to donate to maximize the return in YouTube ad revenue"
"so I need to figure out the exact optimal amount of money to donate to maximize the return in YouTube ad revenue"