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terminally online person who thinks their irl friends are parasocial relationships
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 AM
terminally online person who thinks their irl friends are parasocial relationships
had a dream that the woke coöpted racist terminology for some reason, and I got recommended a video essay titled "Pat Morita: Product of the Times or Race Traitor?"
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
had a dream that the woke coöpted racist terminology for some reason, and I got recommended a video essay titled "Pat Morita: Product of the Times or Race Traitor?"
mistaking homophones on my scientific excursion and instead of studying the sea floor I'm in the pits of Tartarus
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 AM
mistaking homophones on my scientific excursion and instead of studying the sea floor I'm in the pits of Tartarus
didn't you hear? thing that solves your problems without needing you to change your behavior doesn't work, because as soon as you stop using it your problem returns, what a rip
February 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
didn't you hear? thing that solves your problems without needing you to change your behavior doesn't work, because as soon as you stop using it your problem returns, what a rip
if you like The Wall but hate The Final Cut and any part of your explanation why includes the word "political" I will hunt you down and beat media literacy into your skull
February 7, 2026 at 7:03 AM
if you like The Wall but hate The Final Cut and any part of your explanation why includes the word "political" I will hunt you down and beat media literacy into your skull
remember to practice safe piracy:
1. always stay out of the direct line of cannon fire when approaching a vessel
1. always stay out of the direct line of cannon fire when approaching a vessel
February 5, 2026 at 4:07 AM
remember to practice safe piracy:
1. always stay out of the direct line of cannon fire when approaching a vessel
1. always stay out of the direct line of cannon fire when approaching a vessel
no, I have a doctor's note saying I need to condemn you to death
it's a proscription prescription
it's a proscription prescription
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
no, I have a doctor's note saying I need to condemn you to death
it's a proscription prescription
it's a proscription prescription
asked my friend to get me a memento mori and they gave me a tiny plastic tree?
February 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
asked my friend to get me a memento mori and they gave me a tiny plastic tree?
me: what about a character whose life is ruled by fear, but their only fear is being afraid, so they're constantly on edge but nothing ever actually triggers that response
my brain: that's just anxiety, idiot
my brain: that's just anxiety, idiot
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 AM
me: what about a character whose life is ruled by fear, but their only fear is being afraid, so they're constantly on edge but nothing ever actually triggers that response
my brain: that's just anxiety, idiot
my brain: that's just anxiety, idiot
dreamt Trump personally sued Macron on behalf of the entire country of France for false advertising because he went on a state visit and the sink in his hotel bathroom "didn't have a French drain"
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
dreamt Trump personally sued Macron on behalf of the entire country of France for false advertising because he went on a state visit and the sink in his hotel bathroom "didn't have a French drain"
seems that over the last few days, around a dozen anime entries on TVDB have apparently been removed, including Magical Angel Creamy Mami, The Japan Animator Expo, Go Nagai World, Yurumates (3D), and some others.
hey TVDB, what the fuck?
hey TVDB, what the fuck?
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 PM
seems that over the last few days, around a dozen anime entries on TVDB have apparently been removed, including Magical Angel Creamy Mami, The Japan Animator Expo, Go Nagai World, Yurumates (3D), and some others.
hey TVDB, what the fuck?
hey TVDB, what the fuck?
dreamt that Ubisoft announced a new multiplayer shooter and had a paid open beta where you have to buy the game, and then have to buy it again when the full version released and it sold 25 million copies and they shut it down after 15 hours
January 24, 2026 at 11:05 PM
dreamt that Ubisoft announced a new multiplayer shooter and had a paid open beta where you have to buy the game, and then have to buy it again when the full version released and it sold 25 million copies and they shut it down after 15 hours
I won't beg the quote request, but I will share
ultimately though they often through various stimuli form rational patterns, ultimately human likes and dislikes are at their very core irrational, impossible to actually predict with perfect accuracy.
sometimes you like things just 'cause, y'know
ultimately though they often through various stimuli form rational patterns, ultimately human likes and dislikes are at their very core irrational, impossible to actually predict with perfect accuracy.
sometimes you like things just 'cause, y'know
January 22, 2026 at 9:05 AM
I won't beg the quote request, but I will share
ultimately though they often through various stimuli form rational patterns, ultimately human likes and dislikes are at their very core irrational, impossible to actually predict with perfect accuracy.
sometimes you like things just 'cause, y'know
ultimately though they often through various stimuli form rational patterns, ultimately human likes and dislikes are at their very core irrational, impossible to actually predict with perfect accuracy.
sometimes you like things just 'cause, y'know
ah yes, of course, thanks @joopii.bsky.social
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
ah yes, of course, thanks @joopii.bsky.social
dreamt I injured my lower back severely, and my sister was being helpfully dismissive saying things like "are you sure you didn't just sleep funny" as I'm on the floor scrabbling about with my arms trying to pull myself up onto a chair
January 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
dreamt I injured my lower back severely, and my sister was being helpfully dismissive saying things like "are you sure you didn't just sleep funny" as I'm on the floor scrabbling about with my arms trying to pull myself up onto a chair
mfer's be like "if I was in medieval Europe I could be king" and then come down with cholera and ergotism after their first meal there
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 PM
mfer's be like "if I was in medieval Europe I could be king" and then come down with cholera and ergotism after their first meal there
politician that gives deeply impassioned speeches where you can never quite tell if they're for or against the topic
January 14, 2026 at 9:55 PM
politician that gives deeply impassioned speeches where you can never quite tell if they're for or against the topic
stuck in a room, sitting down because I hurt my lower back, whilst the allergens in the air slowly are making my skin burn and my throat feel scratchy, so I can only wait so long
is this basically real life status effect balancing?
is this basically real life status effect balancing?
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
stuck in a room, sitting down because I hurt my lower back, whilst the allergens in the air slowly are making my skin burn and my throat feel scratchy, so I can only wait so long
is this basically real life status effect balancing?
is this basically real life status effect balancing?
just had someone with complete seriousness argue that Anatolia isn't Asia...
there is literally no place that is less unambiguously Asia than western Anatolia, the literal region the entire continent is named for
there is literally no place that is less unambiguously Asia than western Anatolia, the literal region the entire continent is named for
January 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
just had someone with complete seriousness argue that Anatolia isn't Asia...
there is literally no place that is less unambiguously Asia than western Anatolia, the literal region the entire continent is named for
there is literally no place that is less unambiguously Asia than western Anatolia, the literal region the entire continent is named for
you can drink a horse's water, but you can't make it lead you there
January 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
you can drink a horse's water, but you can't make it lead you there
discourse well-poisoners when a critically acclaimed game gets a remaster that's gameplay identical but changes the art style:
"yea this is unplayable, the art was actually the only thing good about the original"
"yea this is unplayable, the art was actually the only thing good about the original"
January 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
discourse well-poisoners when a critically acclaimed game gets a remaster that's gameplay identical but changes the art style:
"yea this is unplayable, the art was actually the only thing good about the original"
"yea this is unplayable, the art was actually the only thing good about the original"
"just translate it literally" mfers when I force them to watch Darmok (they don't understand my meaning)
January 10, 2026 at 6:36 AM
"just translate it literally" mfers when I force them to watch Darmok (they don't understand my meaning)
dreamt I went viral as the center of a new culture war on Twitter because I said the ancient kingdom of Israel no longer exists
not that it didn't exist, just that it doesn't anymore, and the entire griftosphere mental gymnastics'd explanations of how it somehow technically still de jure exists
not that it didn't exist, just that it doesn't anymore, and the entire griftosphere mental gymnastics'd explanations of how it somehow technically still de jure exists
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
dreamt I went viral as the center of a new culture war on Twitter because I said the ancient kingdom of Israel no longer exists
not that it didn't exist, just that it doesn't anymore, and the entire griftosphere mental gymnastics'd explanations of how it somehow technically still de jure exists
not that it didn't exist, just that it doesn't anymore, and the entire griftosphere mental gymnastics'd explanations of how it somehow technically still de jure exists
apparently the first cited use of the word "download" was in a local newspaper from Wichita Falls, Texas, in 1962
I'm sorry but that sounds completely made up how am I supposed to take this fact seriously
I'm sorry but that sounds completely made up how am I supposed to take this fact seriously
December 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
apparently the first cited use of the word "download" was in a local newspaper from Wichita Falls, Texas, in 1962
I'm sorry but that sounds completely made up how am I supposed to take this fact seriously
I'm sorry but that sounds completely made up how am I supposed to take this fact seriously