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Lisa Tyler
@ltyler.bsky.social
I’ve got a houseboat docked at the himbo dome.
Marin County, California
Daily runner and Human Woman
I’m glad Paul made me watch Logan’s Run all those years ago so I could feel smug during the Severance finale tonight
March 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Silly person math is spending several hundreds of dollars to go to Houston to see MJ Lenderman because the shows are sold out in SF and you don’t want to spend a couple hundred bucks on resale tickets.
February 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’m not watching the #grammys but my dad is texting me updates. Now look… I’m too old to have a Brat summer as I have a job and go to meetings all day. But I *definitely* had a Brat Q3, let’s just say that.
February 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Stone Roses’ second album fans are feeling seen, vindicated, TRIUMPHANT in this episode of Severance
February 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’m not watching season two of the shitshow so don’t talk to me about it
January 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
When I heard that Matthew Perry died, my first thought was of his cast mates. I think this must be really hard for them. :(
October 29, 2023 at 3:36 PM
I like it here. I’m not being told 800x a day that the gameplay of a game that I will never, ever download and have zero interest in is not, in fact, accurately depicted.
October 29, 2023 at 3:22 PM
My cat has become much more affectionate in his old age. Turns out, he has kidney issues and is just using me for my body heat.

Which is a lot like most of my human relationships to be honest but I expected more from him.
October 29, 2023 at 2:59 PM
October 24, 2023 at 11:30 AM
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you think you guys have it rough now ?! please. back in my day there were two bands with the word verve in them and we had to know the difference or we couldn’t get into college
October 22, 2023 at 4:26 AM
There are some truly gorgeous espresso machines on the market. Steamy!
If you could have sex with a personified version of any household appliance, what would you choose?

Me, I’m going vacuum
September 21, 2023 at 2:04 PM
Google Meet feature idea: at the beginning of a meeting everyone is given a max spoken word count for the meeting.

When you’ve used up your words, you’re auto muted and you can’t speak for the rest of the meeting.

(Some people never shut up)
September 21, 2023 at 4:34 AM
Someday, when I have the time, I am going all the way back to the top of our WhatsApp chat history and re-live our courtship like a novel. A tragic novel.
September 19, 2023 at 12:38 PM
I don't talk about it much on social media (except Instagram where yadda yadda "follow my journey") but at the beg. of 2023 I set a goal to run every day this year. I've missed 13 days so far. Not too bad.

I am running out of music. Please drop your favorite running songs or playlists below. Thx!
September 17, 2023 at 4:24 PM
I am here.
September 17, 2023 at 4:02 PM