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Lt. Aldo Braine
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Going to hell in every religion & petting every dog along the way 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇲🇺🇦✊🏻
It's like raiiiiiiiin on your wedding day
December 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting knocked the fuck out on the same weekend, right before Christmas, is the 2025 spirit I'm here for. ✊🏻
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Please please please please please
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Same
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trump is far from being the only deeply mentally unstable person in the White House, that's for goddamn sure. #nationalnightmare
Sounds just like Chapter 15 of Mein Kampf.
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Indeed...
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
What it's like driving in Massachusetts with all these lazy ass people. Same lazy asses who never take their carts back, even if the corral is only 2 car spaces away. 🙄
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Fuck the Republican party, forever. Fuck all their souls, forever.

We're in this moment because they've been sucking the NRA money tit for decades, delaying any real meaningful gun reform & literally costing thousands of needless deaths b/c of their purposeful inaction & fight against progress.
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not ready for another year... 😩
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The enemy doesn't arrive by boat. The enemy arrives by limousine.
December 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Donald Trump is the worst thing to happen to this country since Jenny McCarthy.
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Not Rob Reiner...no, man...not like this...😞
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book .
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media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Winter is coming
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If the MAGA cult couldn't lie they'd have nothing to say.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Not to alarm anyone, but is anybody else worried about how everyone is so fucking stupid?
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Only some of you will get this...😆
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Breaking news: so does more than half of America.
Agree 💯 With Our European 🇪🇺
Allies......
December 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Gee...thanks Bank of America, I hadn't noticed. 😑
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Rich people hate us. At the very least, they're completely indifferent to our suffering. They don't want us to die, but they sure as fuck don't care if we do. They don't need all of us here. They need just enough of us to pull the levers & answer the phones & not know enough to ask any questions.
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Goodnight
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Lol. These companies have no idea what's coming. People are getting smarter and realizing most of the shit we buy is junk. And companies aren't paying us enough to live a life beyond check to check anyway...so 🤷🏻‍♂️ Fuck the shareholders.
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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The Boston Globe on the strange case of the mother of Ms Leavitt’s nephew being deported. Apparently, from the quote below, his father — Ms Leavitt’s brother — wants her gone.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”

“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
After 50 years on this Earth I've come to realize the vast majority of progress has simply been hindered by stupid and\or cruel people, which is infuriating b\c there's no excuse in the age of information, when it's **so easy** to learn more in a month than our ancestors could learn in a lifetime.
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media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Kinda feel like if HBO can afford to sell it for $3 a month for a year, it doesn't need to be $11 and there definitely doesn't need to be any fucking ads. 🏴‍☠️
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I feel seen
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM