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Lt. Aldo Braine
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Going to hell in every religion & petting every dog along the way 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇲🇺🇦✊🏻
Jake Paul and Andrew Tate getting knocked the fuck out on the same weekend, right before Christmas, is the 2025 spirit I'm here for. ✊🏻
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Please please please please please
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Same
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
For real though...
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Indeed...
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
What it's like driving in Massachusetts with all these lazy ass people. Same lazy asses who never take their carts back, even if the corral is only 2 car spaces away. 🙄
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Fuck the Republican party, forever. Fuck all their souls, forever.

We're in this moment because they've been sucking the NRA money tit for decades, delaying any real meaningful gun reform & literally costing thousands of needless deaths b/c of their purposeful inaction & fight against progress.
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not ready for another year... 😩
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Winter is coming
December 12, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Only some of you will get this...😆
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Gee...thanks Bank of America, I hadn't noticed. 😑
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Kinda feel like if HBO can afford to sell it for $3 a month for a year, it doesn't need to be $11 and there definitely doesn't need to be any fucking ads. 🏴‍☠️
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I feel seen
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
That noise you hear is the sound of 1000 guillotines being constructed...
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The TRUTH about Massachusetts if you're not loaded with wealth. 😩
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Thanks Bank of America you nosy MF's. Mind ya business. 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Terrific 🐖
November 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is a deep cut for my fellow GenX'rs. Do y'all remember this movie "Savannah Smiles" about this little girl who runs away & sneaks a ride w/ two ex-cons who want to get the reward offered for her but don't wanna go back to prison? I watched this 100x as a kid & cried EVERY TIME at the end 😭😭
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
That time of year again in Massachusetts 😩
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Now and forever
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
As seen on another site. Juan Romero, who comforted RFK after he'd been shot, has passed away.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I still think a lot about this time around a year ago when Joe Rogan told Theo Von that Elon Musk had created an app that told him who won the Presidential election 4 hours before anyone else knew.
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Alan Dershowitz said he'd blow his brains out if Zohran Mamdani becomes Mayor of New York City?

Dear Alan,
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
ChatGPT is about as clever as your average MAGA chud.
November 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I really hate this time of year 😒😭
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM