Lauren Rosenberg
lrosenberg101.bsky.social
Lauren Rosenberg
@lrosenberg101.bsky.social
Mizzou Alum-Sports Editor: Marshall News Messenger-Hater of NET rankings-3/20/16 Jade-3/25/19 EFT-10/17/17 Bipolar 2💚-Houston Native (they/them)🏳️‍🌈🇮🇱🤟🏼
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Time to introduce myself on here!

I’m Lauren and I’m the Sports Editor at the Marshall News Messenger in East Texas.

I’m a proud Mizzou alum and overall sports lover. Expect a lot of sports stuff and just random thoughts about life, gaming, and gay stuff.
Me when I woke up: Nothing is going to piss me off today!

Me one hour later:
a man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt makes a funny face
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a yellow shirt makes a funny face
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November 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I truly couldn’t help but laugh at how the Aces’ coaching staff faltered at knowing how many TOs they had.

This just describes how the playoffs have been this season so far #wnba
September 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Lol at the ESPN crew saying they had South Carolina over Mizzou right before halftime ended. #STP
September 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Love the Colorado broadcast booth describing Deion as having been "very cranky" this week
September 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Ahmad Hardy is unbelievable
September 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Sometimes you need a nice, good ole
mid day cry in the photoshop room to be added to the daily routine
August 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Me: I should totally go to bed because I gotta be up in a few hours for an interview for a big story. It’s the logical thing to do.

Also me: Puts on a true crime docuseries on Netflix cause @hihellorachel.tv said it should be watched
August 5, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Binged a rewatch of Welcome to Eden on Netflix and got my nice lil cry in before HS football season starts and I’m a zombie
August 4, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Hi again Bluesky. I’m gonna try and get on here more. I have all notis off on pretty much all my socials and it’s felt so good and refreshing. It’s truly helped limit my intake and help my mental health. Probably gonna do the same here tbh.
July 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Starbucks is really out here revealing their secret menu to the world
July 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
American Boy is playing in Target and these teenagers asked if this is the song from Fortnite. I have not felt this old in my life
March 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Blasting the Les Mis soundtrack to feel something
March 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Brittney Griner with the first ever dunk in #Unrivaled history
March 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Ryan Ruocco is somewhere smiling.
March 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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“This policy is unnecessary, extreme & dangerous. It exploits irrational fears about the tiny number of transgender women who play sports as a smokescreen to require women & even young girls to answer invasive personal questions/ undergo physical inspections by strangers if they want to play sports”
February 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
My sister, brother in law and I are having an intense My Chemical Romance jam session right now
February 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Got to present at a Junior High career fair today and it was so cool to see these kids engaged and eager to learn more about what I do as a Sports Editor
January 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Spent hours working on an ETBU softball story and I am so excited for it to publish on Saturday. I truly can’t wait for their natty defense season to start tomorrow
January 31, 2025 at 7:39 AM
PSA: don’t make deals with @hihellorachel.tv because she’ll get you into a show that you couldn’t care less about and then make you feel so inclined to share your feelings about said show. Don’t do it! It’s a trap, y’all!
January 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
About to play Sims 3 for the first time since college and Sims in general for the first time since Oct 2022. I am so so so excited!!!! (Also time played is inaccurate😂)
January 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The upmost amount of glee I feel knowing that a ceasefire and hostage deal has been agreed upon is immaculate. I am trying to hold back tears of joy. 🎗️ #BringThemHome
January 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The amount of people who think reverse parking is a flex and are absolutely mesmerized by people who do it is so funny to me. I pretty much always reverse park if I’m able to. Was my favorite thing to learn in drivers ed minus driving in a parking lot with drunk goggles
January 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I need more therapy after seeing this
January 8, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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TEXAS WINS THE PEACH BOWL IN 2OT
January 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM