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Lawrence Lassiter
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“That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I’m going to Clown College!”

Iowa native, Texan by choice.
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It’s going to hurt, but we have to stop trying to protect Trump voters from themselves. No more voting for monsters without consequences.
@chasingray.bsky.social Are you following the PenAir crash case against Alaska Airlines and PenAir that starts trial today in King County, Washington?
August 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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With Yoon removed from office today, by my count that makes 34 democratic leaders convicted since 2010. Only one—Trump—faced no real consequences. Trump's actions weren't uncommon. What was exceptional was how our institutions failed to hold him accountable.
April 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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If the Democrats can't bring themselves to say "government spending is good, actually" in this precise moment, then they really are cooked and all need to be replaced.
Welker to Slotkin: "Democrats were in charge for four years. You were in Congress at the time. Why didn't Democrats do more to cut government spending when they were in charge?"
March 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
March 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Too excited for the owls to wait… happy #SuperbOwlSunday 🪶 Post owls! Post owls!
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Fun puzzle for New Years Day while watching football.
January 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is a real conundrum
December 23, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Just finished this one in time for the holidays.
December 16, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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It’s time to learn a new German word, everyone:

“Schreibtischtäter.”

Literally, “desk-murderer.”

For all the bureaucratic cogs in the death machine who aid, abet, and authorize mass death from the comfort of their climate-controlled offices.
December 6, 2024 at 2:27 PM
The turkey recipe I downloaded came from a woman in Australia 🇦🇺 Have to keep an eye on it in case the turkey tries to jump out of the crockpot 🦘 🦘
November 28, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Made this pillow for my office neighbor and her kids. They seem to like it :-)
November 28, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Saw it twice on Broadway, once in Dallas, and now this. First show of the day, the day before it officially opens. Psyched! #WickedMovie
November 21, 2024 at 8:00 PM
My latest latch hook projects.
November 19, 2024 at 4:24 AM
It’s going to hurt, but we have to stop trying to protect Trump voters from themselves. No more voting for monsters without consequences.
November 19, 2024 at 1:57 AM
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A friend said, more people hate us (BIPOC, PWD, LGBT, immigrants, women in authority, liberals) & want to stick it to us than they want help buying a house, help raising their kids, starting a business, etc.

I heard her, wondered about that, but hoped people were still ultimately good

I was wrong
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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the important question isn’t “did Harris lose because the left is too woke?” it’s “why isn’t Donald Trump in federal prison?” We’re being subjected to lectures about politics by the people who held all of the power and let this dipshit slip through their grasp.
November 11, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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update: more than 53,500 users joined Bluesky yesterday, setting a record for new signups on the site in a single-day

roughly 5% of Bluesky's entire user base joined the platform just 24 hours after Elon Musk said he would charge all Twitter / X users a fee to use the service
September 20, 2023 at 2:34 PM
Created an account here on what turned out to be my 11th anniversary on Twitter (I will never call it X).
September 19, 2023 at 2:59 AM