deedee megajuju smith-schuster
@lpwo.bsky.social
designer of fancy dog toupees
Perhaps you should've asked these questions before investing all of your retirement money into crypto?
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Perhaps you should've asked these questions before investing all of your retirement money into crypto?
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This evening as he ran from the press Johnson said he's "deeply disappointed" the Senate passed the Epstein Files bill without changes.
Said he spoke with Trump and said "we both have concerns" On a Trump veto "“I’m not saying that. I don’t know.”
Said he spoke with Trump and said "we both have concerns" On a Trump veto "“I’m not saying that. I don’t know.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This evening as he ran from the press Johnson said he's "deeply disappointed" the Senate passed the Epstein Files bill without changes.
Said he spoke with Trump and said "we both have concerns" On a Trump veto "“I’m not saying that. I don’t know.”
Said he spoke with Trump and said "we both have concerns" On a Trump veto "“I’m not saying that. I don’t know.”
It would be beyond funny if Trump panicked and vetoed the bill
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It would be beyond funny if Trump panicked and vetoed the bill
How many disgruntled FBI agents viewed the Epstein files? And did any make copies?
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
How many disgruntled FBI agents viewed the Epstein files? And did any make copies?
He’s trying to moderate his public image just like MTG is
i will kind of accept this from some random person who barely pays attention. ben shapiro though? he's just lying
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
He’s trying to moderate his public image just like MTG is
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Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Only a couple of major news outlets (CNN, USA) are covering this at all. You would think if the goal was clicks and views, this would be all over the media. If clicks are not the goal, it makes you think about: what is?
trump stroke out when?
"But when the Trump Administration reframed its request as a demand to redistrict congressional seats based on their racial makeup, Texas lawmakers immediately jumped on board."
— Trump appointee Jeffrey V. Brown, writing for a 3-judge panel storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
— Trump appointee Jeffrey V. Brown, writing for a 3-judge panel storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
trump stroke out when?
One thing I love about growing older is how my nostrils are getting more and more asymmetrical. Good stuff and not horrifying in the slightest
November 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
One thing I love about growing older is how my nostrils are getting more and more asymmetrical. Good stuff and not horrifying in the slightest
love watching Trump force the White House press corps to lick snot off the floor
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
love watching Trump force the White House press corps to lick snot off the floor
Wow, and what do you call this act?
Ryan Lizza: MARK SANFORD!
Ryan Lizza: MARK SANFORD!
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Wow, and what do you call this act?
Ryan Lizza: MARK SANFORD!
Ryan Lizza: MARK SANFORD!
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just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”
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No one:
Judge Holden:
Judge Holden:
Revenge/physical combat was how people settled things for literally millions of years, it's normal human behavior, we're wolves not sheep, the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
No one:
Judge Holden:
Judge Holden:
Don’t hate me because I’m annoying
November 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Don’t hate me because I’m annoying
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forgot how racist she is
September 20, 2024 at 1:18 PM
forgot how racist she is
how about i kick you in the balls instead?
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
how about i kick you in the balls instead?
she knows he's fucked and is angling to be his heir
*Marjorie Taylor Greene* being so sincerely anti-child sex abuse that she's willing to douse both her own political career and the president's in gasoline before tackling him into an open fire was actually not one I saw coming at all ngl
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
she knows he's fucked and is angling to be his heir
Donald Trump should not be ashamed of blowing Bill Clinton. Sexuality is a spectrum
November 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Donald Trump should not be ashamed of blowing Bill Clinton. Sexuality is a spectrum
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Introducing my new app, Texting With Marshall Applewhite
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Introducing my new app, Texting With Marshall Applewhite
Thought I was listening to a TV on the Radio song I hadn't heard before, but it was Peter Gabriel circa 2016
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Thought I was listening to a TV on the Radio song I hadn't heard before, but it was Peter Gabriel circa 2016
Introducing my new app, Texting With Marshall Applewhite
November 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Introducing my new app, Texting With Marshall Applewhite
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telling my family i'm engaged to the Satan AI when i go back home for thanksgiving
(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
telling my family i'm engaged to the Satan AI when i go back home for thanksgiving
this is utterly sincere bro
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
this is utterly sincere bro
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Stu Mackenzie from King Gizz at his first guitar lesson
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Stu Mackenzie from King Gizz at his first guitar lesson