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About yay tall, and mostly bipedal. Mostly. He/Him/That Guy. Entirely made up of Sprees and ADHD. Personally has the best wife in the world.
Well, and this is just life in America in a nutshell, really. I don't know which part of this hurts my brain more.
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NASA Chief Sean Duffy Schools Kim Kardashian on 1969 Moon Landing
NASA is schooling Kim Kardashian on the 1969 moon landing after she questioned whether the historic event ever happened.
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October 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I'd rage quit America but due to tariffs, I cannot afford a new controller. They don't seem to work that well anyway to be fair.
September 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh IBS gods, who do I have to sacrifice to get off the goddamn toliet? Or at least, invent a good Butt balm. You can call it Chaps Stick.
September 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
As someone with IBS, let me just.....ok, excuse me, I'll be right back.
August 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is such a bizarre timeline. I believe in the prime universe, Men Without Hats actually ushered in world peace with this song.

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Men Without Hats I ❤️ The '80s Official Music Video
YouTube video by Men Without Hats
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June 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
How's everyone loving those new Trump Taxes?
April 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I don't know if this has been mentioned, but I'm fairly sure President Trump is a dick. I think someone just has to finally say it. If I'm the first to notice, so be it, but I think it's probably true.
April 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Let us think back to the person who brokered the cease fire in Gaza, and compare him to the person who gave Israel the OK to go ahead and start bombing again. Then tell me again how Joe Biden and Kamala Harris supported Genocide.
March 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I am not the youngest person, the most progressive person, or even the most liberal person. I am complicated and contain multitudes. But I am absolutely exhausted by the "old man thinking" of the Democratic party. Primary that fucker.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YES DO IT
"Privately, House Democrats are so infuriated with Schumer’s decision that some have begun encouraging [AOC] to run against Schumer in a primary."
March 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
We spent so much time worried about a Red Dawn, we never expected the Red Sunsetting.
March 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Wow: JD Vance is apparently skiing in Vermont this weekend and the locals aren’t having it. Thousands have lined the streets in protest.
March 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Donald Trump is embarrassing the United States on the world stage. We are a country that stands up to dictators and fights for democracy.

Minnesota stands firmly with our allies in Ukraine.
February 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Hawkman showing off some of his favorite Nazi Punch of the Day methods.

#NaziPunching #NPotD
February 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Today's Nazi Punch of the Day comes from 1985, when photographer Hans Runesson captured this image of 38-year-old Danuta Danielsson hitting a Nazi with her handbag in Växjö, Sweden.

Today, you can find statues of Danielsson's Nazi-punch in Varberg and Alingsås.

#NPotD #NaziPunching
February 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If there was ever a movie that was of it's time, it's Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. You can't make that kind of crazy shit now. It's not culturally possible. All the Willy Wonka remakes and prequels and sequels kind of prove that.

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New ‘Chitty Chitty Bang Bang’ Movie In The Works At Eon Productions And Amazon MGM Studios
Eon Productions is developing a reimagining of the family classic Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
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December 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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@smith.senate.gov Hi Senator. Are you and your Dem Senate coworkers going to get this taken care of? Losing access to telehealth functionally means losing access to healthcare for millions and that is unconscionable - especially given the public-and-personal health risks posed by the incoming admin.
December 9, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Insurance is this strange industry where you pay for a service, and they can just up and decide not to follow through with it, while you still keep paying them. This is somehow better then Universal healthcare.
December 6, 2024 at 4:06 PM
When your wife offers you a bite of her 'reindeer' ice cream, only doesn't tell you it's reindeer, and your brain skips the track wondering what...what..WHAT the hell are you handing me?
December 5, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Keeping people alive and healthy should not be a for profit industry. Especially an industry that in fact, has zero competition and doesn't follow the normal rules of capitalism. No one gets a coupon for 10 percent off their prostate removal. No one has a discount on Kidney stones.
December 5, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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TRUMP: I’m going to use the FBI illegally to go after my political enemies!

BIDEN: Um, I guess I’ll pardon my son then because fuck that.

MEDIA: Biden is breaking norms!
December 3, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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if you're confused about what and why about what just happened in Korea:

1) don't feel bad! news media is horribly, horribly bad right now especially for coverage of non-Western news in Western countries

2) here's an essential catch-up
I was preparing to pitch an op-ed on the nationwide protests calling for President Yoon's resignation, aiming to provide global context amid the limited international coverage.

Given the urgency, I’m sharing it now. I didn’t expect events to escalate this quickly. #SouthKorea #Democracy
South Korea Is Fighting for Democracy Again—And the World Needs to Know
Last updated December 3, 10:09 AM South Korea Is Fighting for Democracy Again—And the World Needs to Know Heesoo Jang Assistant Professor of Media Law and Ethics Journalism Department, University of...
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December 3, 2024 at 10:10 PM
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well I love it and embrace Dark Brandon pardoning any and everyone he wants to pardon. He's spent his life giving 2 shits about every thing, and spent the 4 getting shit on by Trump, republicans, and finally democrats. He SHOULD be out of shits to give at this point.
December 2, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Echo Chamber? No, it's retreat, because someone of us like a break from having shit slung all over the place. But X is quickly becoming an echo chamber, and that's fine, fine. They tend to eat themselves.
November 24, 2024 at 3:11 PM
If You see this, post a Wonder Woman...did I do this right?
November 22, 2024 at 9:02 PM
My USS Titan came in from Fanhome! I love this ship. No, not the greatest pictures, there is a reason I work in IT. Minute Maid for size. Also, I was thirsty. @thespaceshipper.com
November 18, 2024 at 8:40 PM