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loyallance.bsky.social
🌊 Lance
@loyallance.bsky.social
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some reposts | variety of game-related interests | occasional artist
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sm64dsstars.bsky.social
Get Hit in the Head Until You See 5 Silver Stars
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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everdreamland.bsky.social
otacon to solid snake in super smash bros brawl
December 18, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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rerendered.bsky.social
Mario looking up at the light
November 16, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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mrkrabs173.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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virtualparadise.bsky.social
i fucking hate this yt thumbnail and what it has done to me bc now every time we eat rice with my gf i tell her "remember when mario tried to sell you rice?" without fail. every single time.
yt video thumbnail titled "Remember When Mario Tried to Sell You Rice?" on the thumbnail features from top to bottom a yellow text in all caps saying "SELLS YOU RICE?" with another text written in black in a green square saying "Rice!" over a picture of what i assume is rice but look more like couscous or some other grainy food. at the left of the thumbnail is a picture of mario smiling with his hands on his hips, an yellow arrow is coming from mario to the green square
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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waveprism.bsky.social
THANKSGIVING FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!! WATCH THIS VIDEO TO BE "Enlighthened":
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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kzxcellent.live
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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lynarc.bsky.social
Yunaka
November 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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cleefouti.bsky.social
Captain Torture
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
loyallance.bsky.social
sitting in a quiet discord VC streaming to my friends and then this gremlin's reverberating voice shattered the silence
October 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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chikoritacheez.bsky.social
This title is hilarious out of context
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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nocontextpastas.bsky.social
“This Mario was a killer. I looked back at the screen. The title sold it. The title read: Mario Teaches Dying.”
September 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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vinesauceclips.bsky.social
Mario is calling
October 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
loyallance.bsky.social
her name
September 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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temperaturo.bsky.social
added sound to a gif i like
February 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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someguy3239.bsky.social
As a consequence you get posts like this with full sincerity which are always funny as hell.
September 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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jacobbles.bsky.social
What you just saw was a trailer for a video game. as the trailer showed you, it has graphics to see with your eyes and sounds you can hear with your ears. And it even looks like you can push buttons and things will occur on the screen.... Please stay tuned for more updates in the future
September 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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samitron.bsky.social
hope youre ready in 2026
September 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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joelybean.bsky.social
September 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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itsmeess.bsky.social
Huh..hhhhuhuhh... hey. Stop telling me I need to use "Snow grave" huhhuh.. I'm trying to score..
evanonline.bsky.social evan @evanonline.bsky.social · Sep 6
me when i'm trying to get the thorn ring for butthead
@tsb7911 2 years ago I lost it when Beavis said "Proceed."
September 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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frailfangs.bsky.social
this is frying the shit out of me
reply under the quoted post from unkapungo.bsky.social. reads as follows: "OK I had to look up 'Silksong' to find out what all the commotion is about... Are you focking shitting me? A video game? Is there any wonder the country is already gone down the tubes? I don't think so."
September 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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everdreamland.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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mouses.house
Small Mario: "Please don't let me die... If I get hit, I'll perish right away!" Super Mario: "Do NOT let him take damage. He can still become strong like me, if you nurture his growth." Caption: Guide Him To A Powerup ~In his World of Coins and Blocks, You are his only Hope~
August 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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t0bey-art.bsky.social
ok this is objectively the funniest ability in the series
August 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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beekirby.bsky.social
is he...you know
August 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM