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Brad Lowry
@lowry.social
I live in Indiana with my wonderful wife and 4 cats

Abolish ICE/DEA - End qualified immunity

I'm so left that I'm right
My CPAP doctor said I'm the poster child for CPAP usage and benefits.

I was pretty excited about this until I learned there wasn't a "poster child treasure chest" with stickers.
March 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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It wasn’t because of DEI.

It wasn’t because of the Biden Administration.

It was probably because the pilot was vaccinated.
January 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Whenever a child dies from gun violence, a Trump voter gets their (er his/her) wings.
January 14, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Remember when monitors could be used as a lethal weapon? Those were better days.
January 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
All right kids, let's see what fresh batch of horrors 2025 has in store for us.
January 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Approximately 35,000 Americans die annually due to lack of health care. That's basically a 9/11 every single month of every single year of every single decade.

Why protect a guy whose company is responsible for that level of destruction?
December 6, 2024 at 1:01 PM
All I want for Christmas is a hat trick with two other healthcare CEOs.
December 5, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Ever lose a cat? Never place the litter box outside as it will attract predators and other cats that will scare the lost cat away. Use your worn clothing as they stay close to home and will pick up the scent of "home". Just recovered a cat last night this way.
November 15, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Facebook just booted myself and my wife. Looking like a widespread problem from my initial search.

I demand a refund.
March 5, 2024 at 3:25 PM
In our house, we refer to Lawry's seasoned salt as "the 'ole family recipe".
February 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Fair.
So true…it always feels like a major victory
January 1, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I have a lot of things I would do if I ever become a dictator but there will be a wave of reform for streaming services.
December 22, 2023 at 9:45 PM
You know things are desperate when Chris Christie is the sanest option from the right.
December 22, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Love the new logo.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Dec 22
📢 App Version 1.60 is rolling out now (1/5)

We have a new logo! 🦋 

Bluesky is emerging from its cocoon of clouds to transform into a social butterfly. Read more about why we chose this logo here: blueskyweb.xyz/blog/12-21-2...
December 22, 2023 at 9:18 PM
The best thing about the Confederacy is that it provided countless public toilets across the south.
December 17, 2023 at 1:03 AM
She's worth $65 BILLION because she underpays the people who make her wealthy.

This is .0006% of her net worth and is a JOKE! Want people to go to museums? Pay them a living wage so they can live.

www.npr.org/2023/10/11/1...
October 14, 2023 at 2:05 PM
This is what I call a "win win"
If Trump now says Mar-a-Lago is worth $1-1.5 billion, then he committed tax fraud.

If Trump now says Mar-a-Lago is worth $18-27 million, then he committed bank fraud.
October 7, 2023 at 7:10 PM
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United flight attendant: Would you like breakfast? Today we have French toast.

Me: OMG I would LOVE some French toast. Thank you. But wow, how do you even make that on a pla…
October 6, 2023 at 9:34 PM
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hi everybody first day on the job as a defense attorney, can't say who my client is yet but he's promised to pay me a LOT of money very soon! quick question if I forget to tick the box requesting a jury trial that's nbd, right? like you can just get a do-over? who do I call about that? (NYC only)
October 2, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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George Orwell went to Spain to enlist in an anarchist militia (yes, this is a funny concept, yes, there are great passages in Homage to Catalonia about it) and fight the Nazi-supported Franco regime. Not like, debate them vigorously, shoot them with guns
September 30, 2023 at 1:39 AM
I went to Culver's for lunch and the little old lady working thought 69 was too risque for me. Image: a post it note style paper is torn in half with only the 6 showing
September 27, 2023 at 10:16 PM