Velvet Thunda
@lovedejasimone.bsky.social
Crafty • Plant Mom • Recovering perfectionist • Mostly here to say the things I can't say in front of children.
What's up, witches?
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What's up, witches?
Nothing like being topless on the beach with your girls, watching the sunset
July 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Nothing like being topless on the beach with your girls, watching the sunset
Made by yours truly to welcome a new member to the family
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Pattern by: @imdayarnwhisperer on IG
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Pattern by: @imdayarnwhisperer on IG
July 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Made by yours truly to welcome a new member to the family
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Pattern by: @imdayarnwhisperer on IG
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Pattern by: @imdayarnwhisperer on IG
I miss my red hair era...
June 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I miss my red hair era...
Still thick and the plant babies are still flourishing. Amen
June 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Still thick and the plant babies are still flourishing. Amen
Looks like this chicken is the only thing getting smothered tonight
June 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Looks like this chicken is the only thing getting smothered tonight
My future jewelry designer/fashionista/stylist did what needed to be done with making me a custom piece. It is truly one of one 💅🏾
May 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
My future jewelry designer/fashionista/stylist did what needed to be done with making me a custom piece. It is truly one of one 💅🏾
I finally finished the yoke! Now to split for sleeves and work on the bawdy 😊
April 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I finally finished the yoke! Now to split for sleeves and work on the bawdy 😊
My strawberry plant is starting to flower!
April 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My strawberry plant is starting to flower!
Good morning from my little garden. The strawberries are growing so fast 🥹
April 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Good morning from my little garden. The strawberries are growing so fast 🥹
"What are you bringing to dinner?"
April 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"What are you bringing to dinner?"
Turns out I just needed new plants. Found a strawberry plant and a blackberry one for the berry-loving gremlin, too. Wish us luck 🙏🏽
April 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Turns out I just needed new plants. Found a strawberry plant and a blackberry one for the berry-loving gremlin, too. Wish us luck 🙏🏽
Me, too, Kroger pasta sauce. Me, too.
April 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Me, too, Kroger pasta sauce. Me, too.
Knitting update: the collar is finished! Now, working on the yoke with raglan increases 😬
April 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Knitting update: the collar is finished! Now, working on the yoke with raglan increases 😬
Millennial mom vibes
March 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Millennial mom vibes
Minnie don't burn no chicken
March 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Minnie don't burn no chicken
Got hit with the "I saw this on TikTok. Do you think you can make it?"
Only one way to find out.
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Pattern by: Biyabimi
Only one way to find out.
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Pattern by: Biyabimi
March 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Got hit with the "I saw this on TikTok. Do you think you can make it?"
Only one way to find out.
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Pattern by: Biyabimi
Only one way to find out.
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Pattern by: Biyabimi
Titi's baby asked, so Titi delivered
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March 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Titi's baby asked, so Titi delivered
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Having talented friends >>>
March 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Having talented friends >>>
Broke my "no cooking on Saturday" rule, but it was worth it
March 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Broke my "no cooking on Saturday" rule, but it was worth it
Woke up to a surprise for me and the kid. I swear I'mma get this man pregnant 🥰
March 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Woke up to a surprise for me and the kid. I swear I'mma get this man pregnant 🥰
On this episode of Big Titty Problems:
I saw a cute top on TikTok and thought, "That'd be cute. I'll make it!" Quickly remembered why I don't make wearables outside of hats and cardigans.
I saw a cute top on TikTok and thought, "That'd be cute. I'll make it!" Quickly remembered why I don't make wearables outside of hats and cardigans.
March 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
On this episode of Big Titty Problems:
I saw a cute top on TikTok and thought, "That'd be cute. I'll make it!" Quickly remembered why I don't make wearables outside of hats and cardigans.
I saw a cute top on TikTok and thought, "That'd be cute. I'll make it!" Quickly remembered why I don't make wearables outside of hats and cardigans.
🙄 my oldest plant child has been throwing a tantrum for almost a month now. Even tried to hide her new growth, smh
February 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
🙄 my oldest plant child has been throwing a tantrum for almost a month now. Even tried to hide her new growth, smh
My poor plants got so cold I had to move them all to the kitchen. 30 more days until spring
February 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My poor plants got so cold I had to move them all to the kitchen. 30 more days until spring