Velvet Thunda
@lovedejasimone.bsky.social
Crafty • Plant Mom • Recovering perfectionist • Mostly here to say the things I can't say in front of children.
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Being a neurospicy baddie is expensive 😩
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Being a neurospicy baddie is expensive 😩
Day 2 pasta salad is just so 😮💨
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Day 2 pasta salad is just so 😮💨
Dear Universe,
Please put Freakier Friday on streaming. Thank you.
Please put Freakier Friday on streaming. Thank you.
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Dear Universe,
Please put Freakier Friday on streaming. Thank you.
Please put Freakier Friday on streaming. Thank you.
What's up, witches?
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What's up, witches?
Any day I don't have to wear a bra is a great one
September 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Any day I don't have to wear a bra is a great one
Not my coworker talking about "I wish we could do extra work" in response to a staffing issue. Absolutely not. No ma'am.
September 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Not my coworker talking about "I wish we could do extra work" in response to a staffing issue. Absolutely not. No ma'am.
Lawd... not my momma outside looking like Principal Joe Clark cause these kids wanna act a fool
September 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Lawd... not my momma outside looking like Principal Joe Clark cause these kids wanna act a fool
Do I NEED more houseplants? No. Did that stop me from buying more? Also, no.
August 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Do I NEED more houseplants? No. Did that stop me from buying more? Also, no.
Watching Hayden Panettiere "crump" in Bring it On: All or Nothing will never not make me giggle
August 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Watching Hayden Panettiere "crump" in Bring it On: All or Nothing will never not make me giggle
Some Chipotle honey chicken crispers got to see me TUH DAY
August 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Some Chipotle honey chicken crispers got to see me TUH DAY
This child is really tryna manifest a stepdaddy and baby brother in our lives
August 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This child is really tryna manifest a stepdaddy and baby brother in our lives
I'm so spoiled and blessed. I told my mom that I was craving the paninis we ate in Rome forever ago, and here she comes with the ingredients to recreate it at home
August 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm so spoiled and blessed. I told my mom that I was craving the paninis we ate in Rome forever ago, and here she comes with the ingredients to recreate it at home
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This week we will be fundraising to help the #SnackSociety
July 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This week we will be fundraising to help the #SnackSociety
Tortilla chips have no business being this damn good
August 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Tortilla chips have no business being this damn good
I've got shrimp ceviche and wine. Life is good.
July 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I've got shrimp ceviche and wine. Life is good.
Nothing like being topless on the beach with your girls, watching the sunset
July 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Nothing like being topless on the beach with your girls, watching the sunset
31-year-old me cannot bounce back from a drunken night of dancing in the club like 21-year-old me could.
July 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
31-year-old me cannot bounce back from a drunken night of dancing in the club like 21-year-old me could.
... it's only Monday
July 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
... it's only Monday
Anxiety and depression so hard it makes my doctor wonder how I survive.
The answer? Spite.
The answer? Spite.
July 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Anxiety and depression so hard it makes my doctor wonder how I survive.
The answer? Spite.
The answer? Spite.
My tired is tired.
July 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My tired is tired.
Made by yours truly to welcome a new member to the family
🧶
Pattern by: @imdayarnwhisperer on IG
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Pattern by: @imdayarnwhisperer on IG
July 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Made by yours truly to welcome a new member to the family
🧶
Pattern by: @imdayarnwhisperer on IG
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Pattern by: @imdayarnwhisperer on IG
What is it with children between 6 and 11 willingly wanting to walk around being ashy?
July 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
What is it with children between 6 and 11 willingly wanting to walk around being ashy?
My little hellion turns 7 tomorrow. I'm an emotional wreck. I don't know what I did to deserve the blessing of being her mommy, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Side note: pray for my pockets cause I know she's about to bleed them dry
Side note: pray for my pockets cause I know she's about to bleed them dry
July 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
My little hellion turns 7 tomorrow. I'm an emotional wreck. I don't know what I did to deserve the blessing of being her mommy, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Side note: pray for my pockets cause I know she's about to bleed them dry
Side note: pray for my pockets cause I know she's about to bleed them dry
Lawd... put a fresh set of colorful braids in my baby's hair and you can't tell her nothing! Sis immediately said "I need to go outside!"
July 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Lawd... put a fresh set of colorful braids in my baby's hair and you can't tell her nothing! Sis immediately said "I need to go outside!"
I got ribs and grilled asparagus. About to watch Hamilton. Life is good.
July 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I got ribs and grilled asparagus. About to watch Hamilton. Life is good.