Velvet Thunda
@lovedejasimone.bsky.social
Crafty • Plant Mom • Recovering perfectionist • Mostly here to say the things I can't say in front of children.
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You know what sounds good after a morning at the gym? A triple dipper
January 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
You know what sounds good after a morning at the gym? A triple dipper
B.A.P.S and crochet lessons on this snowy day
January 25, 2026 at 10:05 PM
B.A.P.S and crochet lessons on this snowy day
Unsung may have just ruined Boogie Wonderland for me
January 25, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Unsung may have just ruined Boogie Wonderland for me
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The largest labor strike in history is happening today in Minnesota. Yes they are suppressing the information but if enough us talk about it off and online they can’t hide it.
January 23, 2026 at 9:44 AM
The largest labor strike in history is happening today in Minnesota. Yes they are suppressing the information but if enough us talk about it off and online they can’t hide it.
Happy early birthday to me! Ya girl got accepted into the Healthcare management program!!!
January 23, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Happy early birthday to me! Ya girl got accepted into the Healthcare management program!!!
I rebuke Funky Ass Fern's attempt to ruin my birthday trip, dammit 😤
January 22, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I rebuke Funky Ass Fern's attempt to ruin my birthday trip, dammit 😤
Semi-impulsively applied for school... again
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Semi-impulsively applied for school... again
Happy release day/week!
Being in the top 100 and top 50 new kindle releases in the urban charts after 24hrs is wildddddd. There are some heavy hitters on there, thank you to everyone who’s read and supported!
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Happy release day/week!
Fuck it, we do it scared. Healthcare tech girly loading...
January 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Fuck it, we do it scared. Healthcare tech girly loading...
My new favorite thing just might be the "book club" my baby and I started. 30 minutes of reading our respective books, taking notes, and discussing something we liked or learned
January 19, 2026 at 2:28 AM
My new favorite thing just might be the "book club" my baby and I started. 30 minutes of reading our respective books, taking notes, and discussing something we liked or learned
Support your local library
January 17, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Support your local library
Back in our "meal prep" bag with some slow cooked oatmeal, Mexican chicken soup, and lemon chicken and potatoes over tzatziki sauce. Operation: Getting Even Finer is officially a go
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Back in our "meal prep" bag with some slow cooked oatmeal, Mexican chicken soup, and lemon chicken and potatoes over tzatziki sauce. Operation: Getting Even Finer is officially a go
👀 y'all doing alright?
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
👀 y'all doing alright?
Being a neurospicy baddie is expensive 😩
November 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Being a neurospicy baddie is expensive 😩
Day 2 pasta salad is just so 😮💨
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Day 2 pasta salad is just so 😮💨
Dear Universe,
Please put Freakier Friday on streaming. Thank you.
Please put Freakier Friday on streaming. Thank you.
November 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Dear Universe,
Please put Freakier Friday on streaming. Thank you.
Please put Freakier Friday on streaming. Thank you.
What's up, witches?
October 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
What's up, witches?
Any day I don't have to wear a bra is a great one
September 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Any day I don't have to wear a bra is a great one
Not my coworker talking about "I wish we could do extra work" in response to a staffing issue. Absolutely not. No ma'am.
September 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Not my coworker talking about "I wish we could do extra work" in response to a staffing issue. Absolutely not. No ma'am.
Lawd... not my momma outside looking like Principal Joe Clark cause these kids wanna act a fool
September 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Lawd... not my momma outside looking like Principal Joe Clark cause these kids wanna act a fool
Do I NEED more houseplants? No. Did that stop me from buying more? Also, no.
August 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Do I NEED more houseplants? No. Did that stop me from buying more? Also, no.
Watching Hayden Panettiere "crump" in Bring it On: All or Nothing will never not make me giggle
August 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Watching Hayden Panettiere "crump" in Bring it On: All or Nothing will never not make me giggle
Some Chipotle honey chicken crispers got to see me TUH DAY
August 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Some Chipotle honey chicken crispers got to see me TUH DAY
This child is really tryna manifest a stepdaddy and baby brother in our lives
August 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This child is really tryna manifest a stepdaddy and baby brother in our lives