Lou Moon
@loumooncomedy.bsky.social
Comedian, raconteur, is this thing on?
PHX 🌵
Apart of the Stand Up! Records label
PHX 🌵
Apart of the Stand Up! Records label
I would have never done the Riyadh comedy festival, but I’m doing the Jeddah alt festival in a few weeks
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I would have never done the Riyadh comedy festival, but I’m doing the Jeddah alt festival in a few weeks
Pope Lou Malnati the first 💛
May 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Pope Lou Malnati the first 💛
Jelly Roll at the Grammys? What’s next? Maple Bar at Grampys?
May 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Jelly Roll at the Grammys? What’s next? Maple Bar at Grampys?
I have a tattoo of a horseshoe, but would a horse ever get a tattoo of a pair of pumas? Selfish
March 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I have a tattoo of a horseshoe, but would a horse ever get a tattoo of a pair of pumas? Selfish
I’m the mayor of cum mania
Not my home, but I know my way around
March 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I’m the mayor of cum mania
Waiting in the barbershop and this exhausted looking mom is with her super hyper kids talking about dinner and the boy was like “salmon? Do you want me to die?” Then took off running and the rock that in his pocket fell out and he was like “MY ROCK!” It was real cute
February 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Waiting in the barbershop and this exhausted looking mom is with her super hyper kids talking about dinner and the boy was like “salmon? Do you want me to die?” Then took off running and the rock that in his pocket fell out and he was like “MY ROCK!” It was real cute
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I really didn’t like presence haha
February 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I really didn’t like presence haha
A 22 year old just scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl. When I was 22, I did acid at a Denny’s
February 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A 22 year old just scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl. When I was 22, I did acid at a Denny’s
Osmosis jones is real, he piloted the guy who wrote it
February 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Osmosis jones is real, he piloted the guy who wrote it
I’m gonna start posting like Kanye but it’s just my normal opinions. IF YOU TELL ME YOU LIKE SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER BETTER THAN CHUNKY YOURE NOT RIGHT WITH GOD
February 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’m gonna start posting like Kanye but it’s just my normal opinions. IF YOU TELL ME YOU LIKE SMOOTH PEANUT BUTTER BETTER THAN CHUNKY YOURE NOT RIGHT WITH GOD
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"Deport ICE"
Garfield mural seen in Miami
Garfield mural seen in Miami
February 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"Deport ICE"
Garfield mural seen in Miami
Garfield mural seen in Miami
I get RFK jr, I too would pop a zyn in if I had to talk to a lot of people who were mad at me
February 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I get RFK jr, I too would pop a zyn in if I had to talk to a lot of people who were mad at me
Frankly my dear, I have picked a terrible time to quit vaping
February 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Frankly my dear, I have picked a terrible time to quit vaping
I kind of forgot that something as whimsical as Groundhog Day was still happening.
February 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I kind of forgot that something as whimsical as Groundhog Day was still happening.
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Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇
I’m quitting vaping and deleted my twitter, I’m starting arguments and sniffing glue just to feel something
January 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I’m quitting vaping and deleted my twitter, I’m starting arguments and sniffing glue just to feel something
I thought the “Elon Musk salute” was taking a shit on someone’s chest
Father Calvin Robinson finished his remarks at the National Pro-Life Summit by throwing an Elon Musk salute, much to the delight of the crowd.
January 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I thought the “Elon Musk salute” was taking a shit on someone’s chest
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It doesn’t matter whose fault this is. We are in the Star Wars trash compactor and when you’re in that thing, you pull whatever lever is available if it might get you out.
January 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It doesn’t matter whose fault this is. We are in the Star Wars trash compactor and when you’re in that thing, you pull whatever lever is available if it might get you out.
I’m also on letterboxd
January 27, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I’m also on letterboxd
Are parents going to accidentally take their kids to wolf man instead of dog man?
January 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Are parents going to accidentally take their kids to wolf man instead of dog man?
Deleted my Twitter, looking for a few of my friends and like 300 bots
January 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Deleted my Twitter, looking for a few of my friends and like 300 bots
My biggest conspiracy theory that I believe in that I have no evidence for is that I think whoever created the show House wanted to make the doctor version of Sherlock Holmes and was like “Holmes sounds like homes so I’ll call him House”
January 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My biggest conspiracy theory that I believe in that I have no evidence for is that I think whoever created the show House wanted to make the doctor version of Sherlock Holmes and was like “Holmes sounds like homes so I’ll call him House”
Magic used to be cool, get the gals out under the full moon, gather round the cauldron. Now it’s mostly just vision boards
January 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Magic used to be cool, get the gals out under the full moon, gather round the cauldron. Now it’s mostly just vision boards
Hey spooky girls that think nosfeartu is hot, I may not be able to drive a boat full of plague rats to your town, but I’m pretty sure my car has ants, and that’s close enough
January 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hey spooky girls that think nosfeartu is hot, I may not be able to drive a boat full of plague rats to your town, but I’m pretty sure my car has ants, and that’s close enough