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lorisays.bsky.social
@lorisays.bsky.social
She puts the fun in dysfunctional.
Socially vegan.

Because I get nauseous even thinking about meets.
July 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The kind of person who rolls the window down for the dog on a car ride gets really freaked out by the kind of person who always rolls her window down at the stoplight to talk to dogs.

#unpleasantsurprise
April 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reposted
This was the #Gators "shining moment." Unbelievable. x.com/MarchMadness...

I stay far away from X, so hesitate to repost, but oh my, this clip!
x.com
April 8, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The thrill of victory.

The agony of being the human embodiment of a sad trombone.
legend has it he's still standing there to this day
April 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Thank you 2025 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS Florida #Gators Men’s Basketball team for giving us fans such a fun ride this season!!! 🐊🏀 #Gatorboysstayhot
April 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
#Gators have played on two levels all season. It basically comes down to foul pressure on the opponent and what Clayton does at the free-throw line when Florida is in the double bonus. Here we go. #homestretchintensity #GoGators 🐊🏀
April 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oh hi Fun to Watch #Gators 🐊🏀
April 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So great. #Gators 🐊🏀
Global economic crisis the same day the Gators are playing for the championship.

Lol

The only thing we're making great again is that it's great to be a Florida Gator 🐊🐊🐊
a man is standing in front of a door with ted lasso written on the bottom
Alt: a man is standing in front of a door with scared money don't make money written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
April 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
What’s the square root of the length of a college basketball game divided by the number of hours until tip-off?

That’s probably about how many cups of coffee per hour I need to be drinking to have any hope of staying awake to watch the entire game tonight. #Gators 🐊🏀
April 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Congrats #Gators!! Bring on the CHOMPionship 🐊 🏀
April 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Time for the homestretch intensity. #Gators 🐊 🏀
April 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Fun on fun. #Gators 🐊🏀
The single-season scoring record breaker for Walter Clayton Jr. Also set the #Gators mark for most points in a single NCAA Tournament (99+).
April 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Well, this is off to a fun start! #Gators🐊🏀
April 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Everybody has a traumatic hamster story.

Go.
(cooking blog by a hamster)

BABY HAMSTER CEVICHE
↩️Jump to Recipe

When i first gave birth to my litter, I knew they were weak. That's when I knew I had to try out this family recipe, perfect for a cool spring lunch.

[AD FOR SUR LA TABLE]
April 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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“Meanwhile the wild geese,
high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting —
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.”
Mary Oliver — “I got saved by the beauty of the world.” | The On Being Project
A gift of an hour with the beloved late poet. The life behind the beautiful, precise words. How “Wild Geese” and “The Summer Day” came to be.
onbeing.org
April 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What a great game!!! So happy for the #Gators to be headed back to the Final Four 🐊🏀
March 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
SVG running commentary on the officiating in the #Gators game has been an added bonus
March 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oh this #Gator team is fun to watch!

Fun like a heart attack.

🐊🏀
March 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
UConn gave great game and the #Gators will do well make some adjustments on the way to San Francisco based what it took to grind out this win. 🐊🏀
March 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
March 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The #Gators have opened with a”watch this” frenzy that has definitely been fun to watch and fortunately UConn’s shots aren’t falling but it’s time to swap out that frenzy and bring that winning focused intensity! 🏀
5 turnovers in 6 minutes for Florida, 2 for Walter Clayton Jr. while running point. Not sustainable. #Gators
March 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Solid win for the #Gators and an amazing game for Walter Clayton Jr. Congrats to Coach Golden on your first NCAA tournament win! 🐊🏀
March 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Some nights, no matter how good your team plays, it’s like the lid is on the basket.

Tonight is not that night for the #Gators 🐊🐊🐊🏀🏀🏀
March 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
#Gators Men’s Basketball
dominating the hardwood and the high seas 🐊🏀

via @alberthegator (IG)
March 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM