Lord Omlette of New Jersey
@lordomlette.bsky.social
Statesman at large. I only read books about space marines. He/Him. (o)_O
Cover pic by u/Riot-in-the-pit
Weehawken
Cover pic by u/Riot-in-the-pit
Weehawken
Pretty sure I know what's about to happen youtu.be/_K3VNoGwFY8
November 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Pretty sure I know what's about to happen youtu.be/_K3VNoGwFY8
I don't ever want to hear about "fairness" in children's sports or who is using what restroom or how some people have reasonable concerns. Put an end to that shit forever, it's morally reprehensible and oh yeah also too IT DOESN'T WIN ELECTIONS
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I don't ever want to hear about "fairness" in children's sports or who is using what restroom or how some people have reasonable concerns. Put an end to that shit forever, it's morally reprehensible and oh yeah also too IT DOESN'T WIN ELECTIONS
Whenever someone DMs me for the first time on discord, I always give the same response:
"say something that would prove you're not a dumb marketing bot for some shitty video game no one wants to play"
This person very technically followed instructions
"say something that would prove you're not a dumb marketing bot for some shitty video game no one wants to play"
This person very technically followed instructions
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Whenever someone DMs me for the first time on discord, I always give the same response:
"say something that would prove you're not a dumb marketing bot for some shitty video game no one wants to play"
This person very technically followed instructions
"say something that would prove you're not a dumb marketing bot for some shitty video game no one wants to play"
This person very technically followed instructions
Hey, chairperson for life of the Dept. of Missing the Point here. Has the "US DOT Rapid Response" (????) always been the Klingon Empire?
October 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Hey, chairperson for life of the Dept. of Missing the Point here. Has the "US DOT Rapid Response" (????) always been the Klingon Empire?
The background is a blue sky for a reason
August 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The background is a blue sky for a reason
Corrupted Forest can go fuck itself
July 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Corrupted Forest can go fuck itself
damn, guess I can't vote for him now
June 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
damn, guess I can't vote for him now
Keenon Walker did not win in Hattiesburg... but we remained true www.wdam.com/politics/ele...
June 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Keenon Walker did not win in Hattiesburg... but we remained true www.wdam.com/politics/ele...
Ours is a world of fleeting glory, but it is GLORY nevertheless
May 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Ours is a world of fleeting glory, but it is GLORY nevertheless
The PATH says no bluesky account for now
January 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The PATH says no bluesky account for now
screenshotted before they realize they let the intern post without editorial oversight
January 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
screenshotted before they realize they let the intern post without editorial oversight
I was so freaked out by the election results that I completely forgot to share new art I got last month from the wonderful @iraganaart.bsky.social for my Centers for Skaven Control mod
December 3, 2024 at 8:07 PM
I was so freaked out by the election results that I completely forgot to share new art I got last month from the wonderful @iraganaart.bsky.social for my Centers for Skaven Control mod
If you gotta discuss Elbow Smell for whatever reason, refer to him as President Musk and only ever mention DJT as just Trump by itself... it's cope to think they would ever turn on each other, but it would be hilarious if they did
November 12, 2024 at 9:45 PM
If you gotta discuss Elbow Smell for whatever reason, refer to him as President Musk and only ever mention DJT as just Trump by itself... it's cope to think they would ever turn on each other, but it would be hilarious if they did
New mod art from @dizidood.bsky.social to celebrate the latest release of Centers for Skaven Control!
This version includes Grand Cathay but also too the Cult of the Yellow Fang steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
This version includes Grand Cathay but also too the Cult of the Yellow Fang steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
October 31, 2024 at 8:20 PM
New mod art from @dizidood.bsky.social to celebrate the latest release of Centers for Skaven Control!
This version includes Grand Cathay but also too the Cult of the Yellow Fang steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
This version includes Grand Cathay but also too the Cult of the Yellow Fang steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/...
Motherfucker
October 30, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Motherfucker
The water is back in Asheville, NC!
October 17, 2024 at 11:07 PM
The water is back in Asheville, NC!
I am not a morning person
September 23, 2024 at 7:49 PM
I am not a morning person
What the literal F
September 2, 2024 at 12:31 AM
What the literal F
10 years from now these stats are going to be updated and if Russia's roads are still safer then ours when Russia has UKRAINIAN ROUNDHAMMERS DROPPING BOMBS ON THEIR TERRITORY then I'm going to be more upset than usual
September 1, 2024 at 4:56 AM
10 years from now these stats are going to be updated and if Russia's roads are still safer then ours when Russia has UKRAINIAN ROUNDHAMMERS DROPPING BOMBS ON THEIR TERRITORY then I'm going to be more upset than usual
Still my all time favorite "thank you for your feedback" in a comic book, ever
August 12, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Still my all time favorite "thank you for your feedback" in a comic book, ever
So I hear nationalpublicdata.com was just breached? That's nice
July 31, 2024 at 4:23 PM
So I hear nationalpublicdata.com was just breached? That's nice
I thought for sure telling a spambot to "Fuck off" was a joke, but it works
July 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I thought for sure telling a spambot to "Fuck off" was a joke, but it works