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Red Bull are going to be insufferable next weekend.

#Formula1
November 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Complete cockup from McLaren there.

#Formula1
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
As someone who gets up in the middle of the night, I get to see most of the shard lighting tests in October and November… and this year‘s Xmas selection are rubbish.
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m sure Martin hopes he’s taking “clear and decisive steps”… I don’t see anything to actually address the issue myself, other than some vague hope it’ll sort itself out.
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 PM
It was a good day to bury horrific news...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Strictly's Craig Revel Horwood stars in village charity calendar
The Strictly Come Dancing judge puts down his number 10 paddle and strips off in his home village.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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ME REMEMBER FALLEN!
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Louvre should have had good sense to employ Beefeaters buff.ly/OcQTxqo
October 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
"Rossi was the name of his stepfather, who at the time was Rhode Island's premiere Engelbert Humperdinck impersonator."

I did not know Rhode Island was such a hotbed of Engelbert impersonators.
October 21, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Tron: Ares - wtf were they thinking?
October 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Misogyny and Racism in the Met… well I never.
October 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Doesn't he look tired
“I’m really good at this stuff.* Your countries are going to hell.”

— President tRump, speaking the United Nations.

*Except for pronouncing "Acetaminophen"
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Imagine being the most powerful man on the planet and wasting your time with that press conference.
September 23, 2025 at 7:38 AM
At this rate, will anyone finish the race?

#Formula1
September 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Might finish quali some time this month.

#Formula1
September 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Wonderful dream last night involving the Princess of Wales (incumbent) having her arm bitten off by a shark whilst out for a swim.
August 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hang on, they didn’t pick the weird obviously-second-choice city for a change? I know there aren’t many choices in Austria, but I was looking forward to Innsbruck reusing their Olympic logo - again.
August 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
euROVisiOn sonG conTeST
August 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Permanent logo being not quite so permanent… again.

Meh, it’s a bit big-band special, but who watches the show for the logo?
August 18, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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NEWS! Netanyahu to end Gaza starvation after Bob Geldof and Midge Ure threaten to write new song
Netanyahu to end Gaza starvation after Bob Geldof and Midge Ure threaten to write new song
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has agreed to end the starvation in Gaza following rumours that Bob Geldof and Midge Ure are planning to write a new song to raise funds.
buff.ly
July 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Some people say criticism is dead. I say show them this.
July 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
What was that terrible music?

#Formula1
July 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m not sure anyone knows how to use an umbrella.

#Formula1
July 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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📢 The Final

🗳️ Vote Here 👉 worldcupofstartrek.com/live/the-final

Your choices are:

1️⃣ Bridge 📽️ The Wrath of Khan
2️⃣ Bridge 📺 The Original Series

#StarTrek #WorldCupOfStarTrek #LLAP
World Cup of Star Trek - The Final
Vote now in the World Cup of Star Trek - The Final
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July 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
People who feel they need to tell you they’re from Bristol and it’s different to London.

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July 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM