𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑
@lord-of-despair.bsky.social
Lord of the #𝐓𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐎𝐟𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫
Parody account!
SFW only (16+ for potential body horror?)
PFP by Odintopia
An http://Antares production
Parody account!
SFW only (16+ for potential body horror?)
PFP by Odintopia
An http://Antares production
Reposted by 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑
He's just lurking in his tower.
February 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He's just lurking in his tower.
He's just lurking in his tower.
February 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He's just lurking in his tower.
"I AM THE LORD OF THE TOWER OF DESPAIR! MY ENEMIES CALL ME 'BOSS SNURP' BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME THE LORD OF DESPAIR! DES FOR SHORT."
"Aw! Thank you, dearie!
...What are you?"
...What are you?"
February 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"I AM THE LORD OF THE TOWER OF DESPAIR! MY ENEMIES CALL ME 'BOSS SNURP' BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME THE LORD OF DESPAIR! DES FOR SHORT."
"SO YOU COME TO MY TOWER, COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOISE, BUT ALSO DON'T WANT TO LEAVE?"
"I THINK YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE LESS INTELLIGENT THAN GOLDEN SNURPS."
"I THINK YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE LESS INTELLIGENT THAN GOLDEN SNURPS."
"uH, yEaH, iN YoUr gOdDaMn dReAmS!"
"THEN FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE, DUH?"
February 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
"SO YOU COME TO MY TOWER, COMPLAIN ABOUT THE NOISE, BUT ALSO DON'T WANT TO LEAVE?"
"I THINK YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE LESS INTELLIGENT THAN GOLDEN SNURPS."
"I THINK YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE LESS INTELLIGENT THAN GOLDEN SNURPS."
"THEN FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE, DUH?"
"wHo gIvEs a sHiT AbOuT My hUe! YoU'Re jUsT TrYiN' tO ChAnGe tHe sUbJeCt! DuMbAsS!"
"AnD I DoN'T GiVe a dAmN WhAt cAn aNd cAn't sLeEp hErE! bEcAuSe i'm tRyIn' To gEt sOmE ReSt rIgHt nOw!"
"AnD I DoN'T GiVe a dAmN WhAt cAn aNd cAn't sLeEp hErE! bEcAuSe i'm tRyIn' To gEt sOmE ReSt rIgHt nOw!"
"THIS CITY NEVER SLEEPS! ITS ALL ROBOTS AND MONSTERS HERE!"
"GOTTA ADMIT YOU GOT A NICE HUE TO YA, THOUGH!"
"GOTTA ADMIT YOU GOT A NICE HUE TO YA, THOUGH!"
February 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"THEN FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE, DUH?"
"OOOOH, IS THAT THAT CHAOS GOD GUY FROM... WAS IT TERMINA? HE LOOKS FRESH OUT THE MASK!"
February 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"OOOOH, IS THAT THAT CHAOS GOD GUY FROM... WAS IT TERMINA? HE LOOKS FRESH OUT THE MASK!"
"THIS CITY NEVER SLEEPS! ITS ALL ROBOTS AND MONSTERS HERE!"
"GOTTA ADMIT YOU GOT A NICE HUE TO YA, THOUGH!"
"GOTTA ADMIT YOU GOT A NICE HUE TO YA, THOUGH!"
"mAyBe iN ThAt cAsE YoU ShOuLd tOnE YoUr vOiCe dOwN To a zErO!"
"WoUlD ReEeEaLlY HeLp eVeRyOnE WhO'S TrYiN' tO SlEeP OuT!"
"WoUlD ReEeEaLlY HeLp eVeRyOnE WhO'S TrYiN' tO SlEeP OuT!"
"MAYBE I SHOULD USE MY INDOOR VOICE! BUT THAT'S BORING."
"I AM FAR TOO GLISTENING AND SPLENDIFOROUS TO SIMPLY 'TALK'!" ✨
"I AM FAR TOO GLISTENING AND SPLENDIFOROUS TO SIMPLY 'TALK'!" ✨
February 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"THIS CITY NEVER SLEEPS! ITS ALL ROBOTS AND MONSTERS HERE!"
"GOTTA ADMIT YOU GOT A NICE HUE TO YA, THOUGH!"
"GOTTA ADMIT YOU GOT A NICE HUE TO YA, THOUGH!"
February 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"HEY! THAT'S THAT CLOWN WHO ALSO OWNS A PRETTY COOL TOWER! NOT AS COOL AS MINE BUT STILL PRETTY COOL!"
February 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
"HEY! THAT'S THAT CLOWN WHO ALSO OWNS A PRETTY COOL TOWER! NOT AS COOL AS MINE BUT STILL PRETTY COOL!"
"MAYBE I SHOULD USE MY INDOOR VOICE! BUT THAT'S BORING."
"I AM FAR TOO GLISTENING AND SPLENDIFOROUS TO SIMPLY 'TALK'!" ✨
"I AM FAR TOO GLISTENING AND SPLENDIFOROUS TO SIMPLY 'TALK'!" ✨
February 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
"MAYBE I SHOULD USE MY INDOOR VOICE! BUT THAT'S BORING."
"I AM FAR TOO GLISTENING AND SPLENDIFOROUS TO SIMPLY 'TALK'!" ✨
"I AM FAR TOO GLISTENING AND SPLENDIFOROUS TO SIMPLY 'TALK'!" ✨
"I AM THE LORD OF DESPAIR FOR A REASON, FOLKS! MY TOWER WILL MAKE YOU TRULY DESPAIR! GO BOTHER THE DARK SUN AND BULLY THEM FOR THEIR DUMB NAME INSTEAD."
February 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
"I AM THE LORD OF DESPAIR FOR A REASON, FOLKS! MY TOWER WILL MAKE YOU TRULY DESPAIR! GO BOTHER THE DARK SUN AND BULLY THEM FOR THEIR DUMB NAME INSTEAD."
"WOW... THAT WAS DISTURBINGLY EFFECTIVE!"
"CONGRATS, MY CHILDREN?"
"CONGRATS, MY CHILDREN?"
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February 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"WOW... THAT WAS DISTURBINGLY EFFECTIVE!"
"CONGRATS, MY CHILDREN?"
"CONGRATS, MY CHILDREN?"
And now;
Lasers.
Lots and lots of bright, rainbow lasers.
Lasers.
Lots and lots of bright, rainbow lasers.
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⠀⠀ " WHAT THE FU- "
⠀⠀ " WHAT THE FU- "
February 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
And now;
Lasers.
Lots and lots of bright, rainbow lasers.
Lasers.
Lots and lots of bright, rainbow lasers.
February 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"CHILDREN! SHOW HIM THE POWER OF CRASHING OUT... I MEAN CRASH ATTACKS!"
Where tf did all these target reticles come from-
Where tf did all these target reticles come from-
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⠀⠀ " IT'S FEASTING TIME! " ⠀
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⠀⠀ " IT'S FEASTING TIME! " ⠀
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"WANNA SEE A REALLY NEAT MAGIC TRICK?"
*PROCEEDS TO FUCKING MATERIALIZE 30 MINI VERSIONS OF HIMSELF.*
*PROCEEDS TO FUCKING MATERIALIZE 30 MINI VERSIONS OF HIMSELF.*
February 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"CHILDREN! SHOW HIM THE POWER OF CRASHING OUT... I MEAN CRASH ATTACKS!"
Where tf did all these target reticles come from-
Where tf did all these target reticles come from-
February 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
ITS A JUVENILE SNURP STAMPEDE!
February 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
ITS A JUVENILE SNURP STAMPEDE!
"WANNA SEE A REALLY NEAT MAGIC TRICK?"
*PROCEEDS TO FUCKING MATERIALIZE 30 MINI VERSIONS OF HIMSELF.*
*PROCEEDS TO FUCKING MATERIALIZE 30 MINI VERSIONS OF HIMSELF.*
February 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"WANNA SEE A REALLY NEAT MAGIC TRICK?"
*PROCEEDS TO FUCKING MATERIALIZE 30 MINI VERSIONS OF HIMSELF.*
*PROCEEDS TO FUCKING MATERIALIZE 30 MINI VERSIONS OF HIMSELF.*
"WOW, THAT STEVE GUY IS JACKED! WONDER HOW MANY TIMES HE'S KILLED KING COW AND ATE HIS BEEFBURGER★★."
February 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"WOW, THAT STEVE GUY IS JACKED! WONDER HOW MANY TIMES HE'S KILLED KING COW AND ATE HIS BEEFBURGER★★."
"I AM CONSIDERED GOD? NICE."
February 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"I AM CONSIDERED GOD? NICE."
Reposted by 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑
"A PARENT'S OPINION DOES NOT EQUATE TO THEIR CHILD'S!"
…Didn’t Nintendo alter one of their games for Switch on this?
"EWW, HOMOPHIA! GROSS!"
February 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"A PARENT'S OPINION DOES NOT EQUATE TO THEIR CHILD'S!"
"PEOPLE SEE YOU AND PROBABLY GET DEPRESSED!"
"A GREY-TONED SUN? I'D BE DEPRESSED IN A WEEK!"
"A GREY-TONED SUN? I'D BE DEPRESSED IN A WEEK!"
February 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"PEOPLE SEE YOU AND PROBABLY GET DEPRESSED!"
"A GREY-TONED SUN? I'D BE DEPRESSED IN A WEEK!"
"A GREY-TONED SUN? I'D BE DEPRESSED IN A WEEK!"
"EWW, HOMOPHIA! GROSS!"
You mean your [REDACTED] sheen?
"MY RAINBOW SHEEN IS WORTH FAR MORE THAN YOU!" ✨
February 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"EWW, HOMOPHIA! GROSS!"