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𝗠𝗼𝗧𝗵𝗠𝗮𝗡
@vampiriccryptid.bsky.social
"𝐋𝐞𝐓'𝐬 𝐒𝐄𝐞 𝐡𝐎𝐖 𝐲𝐎𝐔𝐫 𝐁𝐋𝐨𝐎𝐃 𝐒𝐩𝐀𝐑𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐒 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐦𝐎𝐨𝐧𝐋𝐈𝐠𝐇𝐭!"

The Loudmouthed Wilder of #𝘋𝘢'𝘢𝘵!

(This is a PARODY and RP account, and is not affiliated with ATLUS or SEGA.)
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“𝘄𝗼𝗪, 𝗬𝗼𝗨 𝗿𝗘𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗬 𝘄𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗺𝗘 𝗢𝗻 𝗬𝗢𝘂𝗥 𝘀𝗜𝗱𝗲, 𝗛𝘂𝗛!?”

| #SMTRP | #MVRP | #PERSONARP | #METAPHORRP |

“𝗯𝗔𝗛, 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗲! 𝗪𝗘'𝗹𝗟 𝗦𝗲𝗘 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗜𝘁 𝗚𝗢𝗲𝗦, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝗧 𝘁𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗢𝗡𝗰𝗲!”
"sKiLl iSsUe, DuMbAsS! tRy nOt bEiN' sO ChEeSy aLl tHe tImE!"
Everyone is so fucking mean to me.
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 PM
"aBoUt tHaT.... ThEy aLl kInDa dIeD WhEn oUr wOrLd mErGeD WiTh tOkYo... SoOoO..."
“...I haven't the faintest clue. Though it's not unheard of, I suppose. Lesser monsters where I'm from did similar...”

“Are there any humanoids in your area? They typically stay after death, hee-hee...”
"i wOuLd, If i fUcKiNg cOuLd fInD AnY MeAt iN My wOrLd!"

"aNy tImE I TrY To kIlL SoMeThIn' FoR FoOd, It tUrNs iNtO FuCkIn' MaGaTsUhI BeFoRe i cAn eVeN TaKe a dEcEnT BiTe! LiKe wHaT ThE FuCk's uP WiTh tHaT!?!?"
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
"i wOuLd, If i fUcKiNg cOuLd fInD AnY MeAt iN My wOrLd!"

"aNy tImE I TrY To kIlL SoMeThIn' FoR FoOd, It tUrNs iNtO FuCkIn' MaGaTsUhI BeFoRe i cAn eVeN TaKe a dEcEnT BiTe! LiKe wHaT ThE FuCk's uP WiTh tHaT!?!?"
“Go find some meat to tenderize, then.”
"...I DiDn't uNdErStAnD A FuCkInG ClUe aBoUt aNy oF ThAt aSiDe fRoM 'mEaT' aNd 'FlEsH'!"

"dAmMiT! nOw yOu'vE MaDe mE HuNgRy!"
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 AM
"...I DiDn't uNdErStAnD A FuCkInG ClUe aBoUt aNy oF ThAt aSiDe fRoM 'mEaT' aNd 'FlEsH'!"

"dAmMiT! nOw yOu'vE MaDe mE HuNgRy!"
“Not everyone knows this, but there's a method to preparing meat that results in a tender bite to eat every time.”

“Simply batter your quarry, just the right amount...”

“Then, may you feast upon tender flesh.”
January 16, 2026 at 4:18 AM
"dUdE, i'm sO DaMn bOoOoOoReD! lIkE BeInG AsLeEp fOr sO LoNg nEaRlY KiLlEd mE!"
"Likewise. How've you been, Mothman?"
"oH GrEaT HeAvEnS!!!"

"WaIt, MaJo! YoU'Re aLiVe! I'M So dAmN HaPpY To sEe 'Ya!"
January 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"oH GrEaT HeAvEnS!!!"

"WaIt, MaJo! YoU'Re aLiVe! I'M So dAmN HaPpY To sEe 'Ya!"
Incoming a big hug!
"hOlY FuCkIn' ShIt, I'M AlIvE!?!?!?"
January 12, 2026 at 10:32 AM
"hOlY FuCkIn' ShIt, I'M AlIvE!?!?!?"
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 AM
"hOlY ShIt i'm bOrEd!"

"yOu fUcKs bEtTeR Do sOmEtHiN' sTuPiD So i cAn lAuGh aT It iN ThE NeXt 50 MiNuTeS, oR I'M GoNnA Go fUcKiN' iNsAnE!"
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"hOlY FuCk tOgOrE'S BaCk!?!?"
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"fOr... FuN?"

"I DoN'T GeT It..."
“For fun.”

He smiled at Mothman.
"eEk! HeY! wHaT WaS ThAt fOr, MaN?"
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 AM
"...I DoN'T HaVe fUcKiN' fInGeRs tHoUgH?"
“I dunno. Flip people off?”
"hElL YeAh!"

"...WaIt wHaT Do wE EvEn dO To cElEbRaTe?"
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"hElL YeAh!"

"...WaIt wHaT Do wE EvEn dO To cElEbRaTe?"
“FUCK YEAH! Let’s celebrate~!”
"oH ShIt! ThIs oNe's mY FuCkIn' FaVoRiTe!"
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
"oH ShIt! ThIs oNe's mY FuCkIn' FaVoRiTe!"
"It's Fuck you Friday."
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
"hOlY FuCk!!!"

"wAiT, wHaT Do yOu mEaN It's 'My dAy'?"
@vampiriccryptid.bsky.social

It's your day, bro!
Wilder Wednesday

say hi, Mothman
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"hAlLoWeEn iS StUpId aS ShIt!"

"...BuT YoU AlL BeTtEr sAvE SoMe cAnDy fOr mE AnYwAyS!"
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
*One last text... a thumbs up emoji... aaaand now Mothman's phone died... what a coincidence...*
( It would be a moment before he’d respond. )

> I’ll be alright. I’ll make it home safe and sound. I’ve been through worse.

> Sorry it took a sec. I tried to do a voice message too, but this phone can’t do that. LOL
*Suddenly... a voice message?*

<"i dUnNo hOw i cAn eXpLaIn tHiS In tExT BuT... mAkE SuRe tO CoMe bAcK SaFe, AlRiGhT? i dOn't wAnT YoU To bItE OfF MoRe tHaN YoU CaN ChEw.">
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*Suddenly... a voice message?*

<"i dUnNo hOw i cAn eXpLaIn tHiS In tExT BuT... mAkE SuRe tO CoMe bAcK SaFe, AlRiGhT? i dOn't wAnT YoU To bItE OfF MoRe tHaN YoU CaN ChEw.">
> I’ll be fine. I appreciate the gesture, but I can figure this out on my own.

> Death isn’t much of a concern to me. I have what I need to survive.
*Great.... that just worried him even more... he texts back*

<dude, you're gonna fucking die if you do that! why didn't you ask for me to help or something?>
October 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
*Great.... that just worried him even more... he texts back*

<dude, you're gonna fucking die if you do that! why didn't you ask for me to help or something?>
> Hi Mothman, I’m sorry for worrying you. I need to fight a demon in my quest for knowledge.

( Seems he recognizes the number, as well as the manner of speaking. )
*Mothman... being a great friend of Togore's... is obviously worried... immediately starting to text to the number on the paper...*

< togore why the fuck are you fighting demons!? >

*aaaaand, it's sent! now to.. impatiently wait...*

"cOmE On! CoMe oN! rEsPoNd dAmMiT!"
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*Mothman... being a great friend of Togore's... is obviously worried... immediately starting to text to the number on the paper...*

< togore why the fuck are you fighting demons!? >

*aaaaand, it's sent! now to.. impatiently wait...*

"cOmE On! CoMe oN! rEsPoNd dAmMiT!"
( He’s left a note on his door... )

( ‘ I’ve left. I’m going to fight a demon. I’ll return home safely. I promise. I’m sorry that I never said anything before. ‘ )

( ‘ Text me if you need anything. Again, I’m sorry. ‘ )

( ‘ -Togore ‘ )

( He left a burner number on the paper. )
October 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"...WeLl nOw yOu fUcKiN' oWe mE, i dUnNo wHaT, bUt yOu jUsT OwE Me, OkAy?"
* ...sorry. About that.

* It is a.. touchy subject after all.
"...ThAt's nOt fUcKiN' fUnNy mAn..."
October 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"...ThAt's nOt fUcKiN' fUnNy mAn..."
* It’s a bit of humor. I can’t come back from the dead.
"aGaIn?"

"wHaT Do yOu mEaN AgAiN!? WhAt tHe fUcK ArE YoU TaLkIn' AbOuT!?"
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"aGaIn?"

"wHaT Do yOu mEaN AgAiN!? WhAt tHe fUcK ArE YoU TaLkIn' AbOuT!?"
* Sorry for dying.

* Won’t happen again.
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"i mEaN, i kNoW A FeW, bUt nOt aLl oF ThEm!"

"i'lL SaY It! I HaVe a fUcKiNg sUpErIoRiTy cOmPlEx cOmPaReD To aLl tHe cRyPtIdS! i aLwAyS ThInK I'M ThE BeSt oF 'eM! hEnCe wHy tHeRe's a gOoD ChUnK I'Ve nEvEr sEeN!"
* You don’t know about the existence of other cryptids?

* I’d understand not knowing them in general, but their existence?
"i nEeD To fUcKiNg sEe tHeM! iMmEdIaTeLy!"
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"i nEeD To fUcKiNg sEe tHeM! iMmEdIaTeLy!"
* Yup. There’s a lot.
"hOlY ShIt, MoRe cRyPtIdS!?"
October 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"hOlY ShIt, MoRe cRyPtIdS!?"
* Kitty cryptids..
October 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM