The Loudmouthed Wilder of #𝘋𝘢'𝘢𝘵!
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“𝗯𝗔𝗛, 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗲! 𝗪𝗘'𝗹𝗟 𝗦𝗲𝗘 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗜𝘁 𝗚𝗢𝗲𝗦, 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝗧 𝘁𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗢𝗡𝗰𝗲!”
“Are there any humanoids in your area? They typically stay after death, hee-hee...”
"aNy tImE I TrY To kIlL SoMeThIn' FoR FoOd, It tUrNs iNtO FuCkIn' MaGaTsUhI BeFoRe i cAn eVeN TaKe a dEcEnT BiTe! LiKe wHaT ThE FuCk's uP WiTh tHaT!?!?"
"aNy tImE I TrY To kIlL SoMeThIn' FoR FoOd, It tUrNs iNtO FuCkIn' MaGaTsUhI BeFoRe i cAn eVeN TaKe a dEcEnT BiTe! LiKe wHaT ThE FuCk's uP WiTh tHaT!?!?"
"dAmMiT! nOw yOu'vE MaDe mE HuNgRy!"
"aNy tImE I TrY To kIlL SoMeThIn' FoR FoOd, It tUrNs iNtO FuCkIn' MaGaTsUhI BeFoRe i cAn eVeN TaKe a dEcEnT BiTe! LiKe wHaT ThE FuCk's uP WiTh tHaT!?!?"
"dAmMiT! nOw yOu'vE MaDe mE HuNgRy!"
“Simply batter your quarry, just the right amount...”
“Then, may you feast upon tender flesh.”
"dAmMiT! nOw yOu'vE MaDe mE HuNgRy!"
"WaIt, MaJo! YoU'Re aLiVe! I'M So dAmN HaPpY To sEe 'Ya!"
"WaIt, MaJo! YoU'Re aLiVe! I'M So dAmN HaPpY To sEe 'Ya!"
"WaIt, MaJo! YoU'Re aLiVe! I'M So dAmN HaPpY To sEe 'Ya!"
"yOu fUcKs bEtTeR Do sOmEtHiN' sTuPiD So i cAn lAuGh aT It iN ThE NeXt 50 MiNuTeS, oR I'M GoNnA Go fUcKiN' iNsAnE!"
"yOu fUcKs bEtTeR Do sOmEtHiN' sTuPiD So i cAn lAuGh aT It iN ThE NeXt 50 MiNuTeS, oR I'M GoNnA Go fUcKiN' iNsAnE!"
"I DoN'T GeT It..."
He smiled at Mothman.
"I DoN'T GeT It..."
"...WaIt wHaT Do wE EvEn dO To cElEbRaTe?"
"...WaIt wHaT Do wE EvEn dO To cElEbRaTe?"
"...WaIt wHaT Do wE EvEn dO To cElEbRaTe?"
"wAiT, wHaT Do yOu mEaN It's 'My dAy'?"
say hi, Mothman
"wAiT, wHaT Do yOu mEaN It's 'My dAy'?"
"...BuT YoU AlL BeTtEr sAvE SoMe cAnDy fOr mE AnYwAyS!"
"...BuT YoU AlL BeTtEr sAvE SoMe cAnDy fOr mE AnYwAyS!"
> I’ll be alright. I’ll make it home safe and sound. I’ve been through worse.
> Sorry it took a sec. I tried to do a voice message too, but this phone can’t do that. LOL
<"i dUnNo hOw i cAn eXpLaIn tHiS In tExT BuT... mAkE SuRe tO CoMe bAcK SaFe, AlRiGhT? i dOn't wAnT YoU To bItE OfF MoRe tHaN YoU CaN ChEw.">
<"i dUnNo hOw i cAn eXpLaIn tHiS In tExT BuT... mAkE SuRe tO CoMe bAcK SaFe, AlRiGhT? i dOn't wAnT YoU To bItE OfF MoRe tHaN YoU CaN ChEw.">
> Death isn’t much of a concern to me. I have what I need to survive.
<dude, you're gonna fucking die if you do that! why didn't you ask for me to help or something?>
<"i dUnNo hOw i cAn eXpLaIn tHiS In tExT BuT... mAkE SuRe tO CoMe bAcK SaFe, AlRiGhT? i dOn't wAnT YoU To bItE OfF MoRe tHaN YoU CaN ChEw.">
<dude, you're gonna fucking die if you do that! why didn't you ask for me to help or something?>
( Seems he recognizes the number, as well as the manner of speaking. )
< togore why the fuck are you fighting demons!? >
*aaaaand, it's sent! now to.. impatiently wait...*
"cOmE On! CoMe oN! rEsPoNd dAmMiT!"
<dude, you're gonna fucking die if you do that! why didn't you ask for me to help or something?>
< togore why the fuck are you fighting demons!? >
*aaaaand, it's sent! now to.. impatiently wait...*
"cOmE On! CoMe oN! rEsPoNd dAmMiT!"
( ‘ I’ve left. I’m going to fight a demon. I’ll return home safely. I promise. I’m sorry that I never said anything before. ‘ )
( ‘ Text me if you need anything. Again, I’m sorry. ‘ )
( ‘ -Togore ‘ )
( He left a burner number on the paper. )
< togore why the fuck are you fighting demons!? >
*aaaaand, it's sent! now to.. impatiently wait...*
"cOmE On! CoMe oN! rEsPoNd dAmMiT!"
* It is a.. touchy subject after all.
"wHaT Do yOu mEaN AgAiN!? WhAt tHe fUcK ArE YoU TaLkIn' AbOuT!?"
"wHaT Do yOu mEaN AgAiN!? WhAt tHe fUcK ArE YoU TaLkIn' AbOuT!?"
* Won’t happen again.
"wHaT Do yOu mEaN AgAiN!? WhAt tHe fUcK ArE YoU TaLkIn' AbOuT!?"
"i'lL SaY It! I HaVe a fUcKiNg sUpErIoRiTy cOmPlEx cOmPaReD To aLl tHe cRyPtIdS! i aLwAyS ThInK I'M ThE BeSt oF 'eM! hEnCe wHy tHeRe's a gOoD ChUnK I'Ve nEvEr sEeN!"
* I’d understand not knowing them in general, but their existence?
"i'lL SaY It! I HaVe a fUcKiNg sUpErIoRiTy cOmPlEx cOmPaReD To aLl tHe cRyPtIdS! i aLwAyS ThInK I'M ThE BeSt oF 'eM! hEnCe wHy tHeRe's a gOoD ChUnK I'Ve nEvEr sEeN!"