Lora 🇨🇦
@loramz.bsky.social
She/her/hers
Hands are made for punching nazis
Hands are made for punching nazis
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Lora 🇨🇦
@loramz.bsky.social
· Oct 21
(The tune of 'if you're happy and you know it's)
'if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower & it's getting worse by the hour, if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face)👏🏻
'if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower & it's getting worse by the hour, if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face)👏🏻
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
(The tune of 'if you're happy and you know it's)
'if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower & it's getting worse by the hour, if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face)👏🏻
'if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower & it's getting worse by the hour, if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face)👏🏻
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
(The tune of 'if you're happy and you know it's)
'if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower & it's getting worse by the hour, if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face)👏🏻
'if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face. If you're too burnt out to shower & it's getting worse by the hour, if you're too burnt out to shower, at least wash your face)👏🏻
Wake up guys. New insult just dropped. Instead of "you have a face for radio", it's now like "it looks like you stalk people in bushes for a living"
#bepetty
#kindofabitch
#kindofsuperstoned
#bepetty
#kindofabitch
#kindofsuperstoned
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wake up guys. New insult just dropped. Instead of "you have a face for radio", it's now like "it looks like you stalk people in bushes for a living"
#bepetty
#kindofabitch
#kindofsuperstoned
#bepetty
#kindofabitch
#kindofsuperstoned
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And you better not dare upset Mari Lwyd!!
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October 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
And you better not dare upset Mari Lwyd!!
www.tiktok.com/@mhara_starl...
www.tiktok.com/@mhara_starl...
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![[Scene is ANCIENT GREECE - where SOCRATES and PLATO and others are sitting round, thinking]
1
SOCRATES:
Plato..
PLATO:
Yes Socrates?
2
SOCRATES:
Can you tell me, are you human?
PLATO:
Why… yes, Socrates
3
SOCRATES:
And would you agree, Plato, that a human knows what a chariot is?
PLATO:
Um, yep
4
SOCRATES:
So you can tell me, then
5
[Socrates produces a papyrus, showing a drawing of the corner of a chariot wheel]
SOCRATES:
*Is that a chariot*?
6
PLATO:
Well
that’s more just a bit of wheel
7
SOCRATES:
So not a *chariot*.
PLATO:
No.
8
SOCRATES:
[Producing another papyrus with the full drawing of the chariot, chopped into boxes]
So if a man were challenged to “tap the boxes containing chariots to prove you’re human” when he was just trying to check his ClubCard points... *where could he tap*?
9
PLATO:
Well you can’t tap any of them really
10
SOCRATES:
So are we not human?
PLATO:
‘Spose not.
11
[Bleak pause]
12
PLATO:
I’ll get the hemlock
SOCRATES:
Yeah
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiazbuxbxnuyt5etli2cjseaychvbuym6n6z33nwx2mutlvoqjdhge@jpeg)
Things my 4yo child cried about last night
1. That it was late, and I clearly made it late.
My child, if I could control the sun setting, I would.
2. That she wasn't 5 yet. Also, my fault.
I'm sorry I didn't have you a year earlier???
1. That it was late, and I clearly made it late.
My child, if I could control the sun setting, I would.
2. That she wasn't 5 yet. Also, my fault.
I'm sorry I didn't have you a year earlier???
October 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Things my 4yo child cried about last night
1. That it was late, and I clearly made it late.
My child, if I could control the sun setting, I would.
2. That she wasn't 5 yet. Also, my fault.
I'm sorry I didn't have you a year earlier???
1. That it was late, and I clearly made it late.
My child, if I could control the sun setting, I would.
2. That she wasn't 5 yet. Also, my fault.
I'm sorry I didn't have you a year earlier???
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me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
September 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
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BREAKING: Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, a team of independent experts commissioned by the U.N.’s Human Rights Council concludes.
Human rights experts join rising chorus that accuses Israel of genocide in Gaza
A team of experts commissioned by the U.N.'s Human Rights Council has concluded that Israel is committing genocide in Gaza.
bit.ly
September 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
BREAKING: Israel is committing genocide in Gaza, a team of independent experts commissioned by the U.N.’s Human Rights Council concludes.
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Normalize telling people that they hurt your feelings when they hurt your feelings
September 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Normalize telling people that they hurt your feelings when they hurt your feelings
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Honestly big endorser of giving people the same energy in death that they gave us in life
September 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Honestly big endorser of giving people the same energy in death that they gave us in life
Everything I've learned about the right wing man shot today was against my own will. I just want to say, live by the second amendment, die by the second amendment. I hope he's looking up at us from wherever he is.
September 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everything I've learned about the right wing man shot today was against my own will. I just want to say, live by the second amendment, die by the second amendment. I hope he's looking up at us from wherever he is.
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ᵀᴴᴱᴿᴱ ᴵˢ ᵀᴼᴼ ᴹᵁᶜᴴ ᴺᴱᵂˢ ᴿᴵᴳᴴᵀ ᴺᴼᵂ
September 3, 2025 at 12:13 AM
ᵀᴴᴱᴿᴱ ᴵˢ ᵀᴼᴼ ᴹᵁᶜᴴ ᴺᴱᵂˢ ᴿᴵᴳᴴᵀ ᴺᴼᵂ
This is all I want from my players as a DM.
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
September 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is all I want from my players as a DM.
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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
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Guy: Did it hurt…
Gal Gadot: …when I fell from heaven?
Guy: No. When you realised you were complicit in genocide?
Gal Gadot: …when I fell from heaven?
Guy: No. When you realised you were complicit in genocide?
August 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Guy: Did it hurt…
Gal Gadot: …when I fell from heaven?
Guy: No. When you realised you were complicit in genocide?
Gal Gadot: …when I fell from heaven?
Guy: No. When you realised you were complicit in genocide?
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New work, anti-AI artwork in watercolor. Handpainted, one of each artologica.etsy.com
August 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
New work, anti-AI artwork in watercolor. Handpainted, one of each artologica.etsy.com
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Been trying to figure out the expression here and it’s when a dog has a grape in its mouth and you have to be like spit it out Ranger, Ranger you can’t have grape, and Ranger is like no I love grape
August 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Been trying to figure out the expression here and it’s when a dog has a grape in its mouth and you have to be like spit it out Ranger, Ranger you can’t have grape, and Ranger is like no I love grape
Roach clips on rings aren't bougie. They are ADA compliant for people with nerve disorders. I dropped half a joint under the deck between the wood slats. This reminded me WHY I use a fancy butch roach clip on a ring.
#adacompliancy
#notbougiejustnervedamaged
#adacompliancy
#notbougiejustnervedamaged
July 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Roach clips on rings aren't bougie. They are ADA compliant for people with nerve disorders. I dropped half a joint under the deck between the wood slats. This reminded me WHY I use a fancy butch roach clip on a ring.
#adacompliancy
#notbougiejustnervedamaged
#adacompliancy
#notbougiejustnervedamaged
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Sick, nerdy burns on Marliana Smith. Courtesy of me and my husband.
Him "Danielle Smith is so sexually repressed she probably thinks the Vitruvian Man is porn"
Me: "she probably thinks the etchings of a nude man and woman on the Voyager 1 and 2 records is porn"
#abpolitics
#canpoli
#sickburn
Him "Danielle Smith is so sexually repressed she probably thinks the Vitruvian Man is porn"
Me: "she probably thinks the etchings of a nude man and woman on the Voyager 1 and 2 records is porn"
#abpolitics
#canpoli
#sickburn
July 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Sick, nerdy burns on Marliana Smith. Courtesy of me and my husband.
Him "Danielle Smith is so sexually repressed she probably thinks the Vitruvian Man is porn"
Me: "she probably thinks the etchings of a nude man and woman on the Voyager 1 and 2 records is porn"
#abpolitics
#canpoli
#sickburn
Him "Danielle Smith is so sexually repressed she probably thinks the Vitruvian Man is porn"
Me: "she probably thinks the etchings of a nude man and woman on the Voyager 1 and 2 records is porn"
#abpolitics
#canpoli
#sickburn
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What a beautiful tribute. Terry Fox was one of Canada's greatest heroes. 🥰🇨🇦
www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/0...
www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/0...
Darryl Fox honours Terry’s legacy by retracing 'Marathon of Hope' 45 years later
Darrell Fox reflects on completing his brother Terry’s journey to St. John’s, 45 years after the 'Marathon of Hope,' sharing key moments from the 32-day ride.
www.ctvnews.ca
July 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What a beautiful tribute. Terry Fox was one of Canada's greatest heroes. 🥰🇨🇦
www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/0...
www.ctvnews.ca/video/2025/0...
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