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Long Tall Dingus
@longtalldingus.bsky.social
What's supposed to be in here? Nobody cares. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park?

I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us

I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
This guy.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It's a good idea, unfortunately it wasn't mine.

Maybe it could power this for a couple hours.
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I aspire to someday be featured in this aisle.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The NASCAR chat got wild tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
More grist for the mill.
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I love buying cheap frames at thrift stores then putting crap in them.
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Yo they're giving out giant orange cats with one eye in my neighborhood.

Look at this big motherfucker. Weighs like 25 pounds. Good fuckin' cat.
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
My roommates cat has discovered I have a heated blanket.

I think she likes it.

She also cost 700 fucking dollars at the vet recently.
October 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Post your favorite CG GPU waifu from the around the turn of the millennium.
October 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
@flynnjeux.bsky.social If we were Italian cats I feel like this is how we'd hang out.
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”
October 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Everyone watching Petit Le Mans on the tee-vee saw me look like this;

Exquisite. If I were shy, I'd be reeling. But I really don't care.
October 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I've been buying cheap frames at thrift stores and adding my own stuff to them.

This Rocko's Modern Life one came out way better than I expected.
September 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I don't know why every modern game is like this.
September 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Squidward. For your wall.
September 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This was a hidden ending in Tekken 1.
August 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
These are my two most used cameras. There are some differences between them.

Then Pentax Q has 40.5mm equiv. 1.9 lens on it, and it's very good. It's my go-to digital shooter. It's old, but I love it.

Like all large format cameras, the Graflex Super Graphic is a piece of shit that's falling apart.
August 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
So this is a Star Wars: The Old Republic meme. I don't get it, but I like it.
August 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
What's your go-to response when someone smugly says "oh you just haven't had the right seafood?"

I'd repeat it back to them in a high pitched, mocking tone, while doing a sort of sing-song dance with my upper body and arms, in time with the syllables of my mimicry.

Like this.
July 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
In the 90s Polly Pocket had a skate ramp, lounge area, TV, basketball hoop, and dining area in her living room.

Today a sublet is 900 dollars.

What the hell, man?
July 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I have bought a mountain bike.
July 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
While playing Wheel World I thought "jeeze if I lived in a small town surrounded by hills, mountains, and forests, I'd probably get a mountain bike".

See attached picture for where I live.

I guess we'll see if I'm serious.
July 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I have some shit I've been threatening to post to the Fraud House, I can toss this in there when I eventually get it in the post.
July 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I made these, too. Squidward is so regal. He gets the gold frame.
July 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I found a frame at the thrift store and thought "yo that's giving me Chrono Cross vibes".

I was right.
July 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM