Long Tall Dingus
@longtalldingus.bsky.social
What's supposed to be in here? Nobody cares. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park?
I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us
I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us
I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
I bet people who say All Star by Smash Mouth is their "spirit song" have a lot of Funko Pops.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I bet people who say All Star by Smash Mouth is their "spirit song" have a lot of Funko Pops.
I aspire to someday be featured in this aisle.
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I aspire to someday be featured in this aisle.
Yo. The internet is full of portrait oriented videos of a motherfucker in the passenger seat of their car talking like they're in a competition with Cuban Spanish to say the most shit in the least amount of time while also competing with Cake to be the most monotone.
Play old videogames instead.
Play old videogames instead.
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Yo. The internet is full of portrait oriented videos of a motherfucker in the passenger seat of their car talking like they're in a competition with Cuban Spanish to say the most shit in the least amount of time while also competing with Cake to be the most monotone.
Play old videogames instead.
Play old videogames instead.
We should combine friendslop and streamerbait into one genre of friendsturbation.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We should combine friendslop and streamerbait into one genre of friendsturbation.
The news is bad. Watch old cartoons instead.
November 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The news is bad. Watch old cartoons instead.
Calling a racing game "simcade" is like saying a work of fiction "insists upon itself".
You don't know how to explain it and you want to sound like you know more than you do.
You don't know how to explain it and you want to sound like you know more than you do.
November 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Calling a racing game "simcade" is like saying a work of fiction "insists upon itself".
You don't know how to explain it and you want to sound like you know more than you do.
You don't know how to explain it and you want to sound like you know more than you do.
Does anyone else kinda miss that mossy tiered concrete seating that used to be at sporting events?
Get a musty crusty ass 'cause you wanted to watch the Scrimblo Bimblo's play the most minor league baseball. I dig that. Dig my mossy ass from the past.
Get a musty crusty ass 'cause you wanted to watch the Scrimblo Bimblo's play the most minor league baseball. I dig that. Dig my mossy ass from the past.
November 6, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Does anyone else kinda miss that mossy tiered concrete seating that used to be at sporting events?
Get a musty crusty ass 'cause you wanted to watch the Scrimblo Bimblo's play the most minor league baseball. I dig that. Dig my mossy ass from the past.
Get a musty crusty ass 'cause you wanted to watch the Scrimblo Bimblo's play the most minor league baseball. I dig that. Dig my mossy ass from the past.
How many stress bowls of weed am I gonna smoke at 1.30AM on this November morning?
Know what's great? I was having a 1AM shit and thinking "why am I stressed? Oh yeah, I have anxiety problems, I don't need a reason to be!", then I started doing this, but stressed like;
Know what's great? I was having a 1AM shit and thinking "why am I stressed? Oh yeah, I have anxiety problems, I don't need a reason to be!", then I started doing this, but stressed like;
elmo from sesame street is sitting on a potty chair .
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November 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
How many stress bowls of weed am I gonna smoke at 1.30AM on this November morning?
Know what's great? I was having a 1AM shit and thinking "why am I stressed? Oh yeah, I have anxiety problems, I don't need a reason to be!", then I started doing this, but stressed like;
Know what's great? I was having a 1AM shit and thinking "why am I stressed? Oh yeah, I have anxiety problems, I don't need a reason to be!", then I started doing this, but stressed like;
Dawg all movie news is like "Actors popular in the late 90s/early 2000s are working with the mega conglomerate media company who now owns late 90s IP for a reboot".
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Dawg all movie news is like "Actors popular in the late 90s/early 2000s are working with the mega conglomerate media company who now owns late 90s IP for a reboot".
Jerking off with the Discord window open is the same as masturbating in front of your friends.
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Jerking off with the Discord window open is the same as masturbating in front of your friends.
The NASCAR chat got wild tonight.
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The NASCAR chat got wild tonight.
They should release a 4k bluray of Dr. Katz.
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
They should release a 4k bluray of Dr. Katz.
I love buying cheap frames at thrift stores then putting crap in them.
October 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I love buying cheap frames at thrift stores then putting crap in them.
I'm really glad software pirates are more petulant than software developers.
Someday Adobe's gonna need a blood sample to verify your license, and some pirate's gonna be like "use my blood to develop the crack".
They're good people. Pirates. Not adobe.
Someday Adobe's gonna need a blood sample to verify your license, and some pirate's gonna be like "use my blood to develop the crack".
They're good people. Pirates. Not adobe.
October 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm really glad software pirates are more petulant than software developers.
Someday Adobe's gonna need a blood sample to verify your license, and some pirate's gonna be like "use my blood to develop the crack".
They're good people. Pirates. Not adobe.
Someday Adobe's gonna need a blood sample to verify your license, and some pirate's gonna be like "use my blood to develop the crack".
They're good people. Pirates. Not adobe.
Yo they're giving out giant orange cats with one eye in my neighborhood.
Look at this big motherfucker. Weighs like 25 pounds. Good fuckin' cat.
Look at this big motherfucker. Weighs like 25 pounds. Good fuckin' cat.
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Yo they're giving out giant orange cats with one eye in my neighborhood.
Look at this big motherfucker. Weighs like 25 pounds. Good fuckin' cat.
Look at this big motherfucker. Weighs like 25 pounds. Good fuckin' cat.
If you liked a band of middling fame from 10-15 years ago and you've been leaning on their stuff being on streaming services, get wrecked. With a myriad of mergers that small beans stuff to big labels gets left by the wayside in copyright purgatory.
Buy physical copies right now.
Buy physical copies right now.
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you liked a band of middling fame from 10-15 years ago and you've been leaning on their stuff being on streaming services, get wrecked. With a myriad of mergers that small beans stuff to big labels gets left by the wayside in copyright purgatory.
Buy physical copies right now.
Buy physical copies right now.
My roommates cat has discovered I have a heated blanket.
I think she likes it.
She also cost 700 fucking dollars at the vet recently.
I think she likes it.
She also cost 700 fucking dollars at the vet recently.
October 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My roommates cat has discovered I have a heated blanket.
I think she likes it.
She also cost 700 fucking dollars at the vet recently.
I think she likes it.
She also cost 700 fucking dollars at the vet recently.
The people who play the men of war shooter where you can jump from a plane, shoot a rocket launcher at another plane, then jump back into your plane, are complaining that a blue camo skin is unrealistic.
Videogames aren't the sin, it's the people who play them.
Videogames aren't the sin, it's the people who play them.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The people who play the men of war shooter where you can jump from a plane, shoot a rocket launcher at another plane, then jump back into your plane, are complaining that a blue camo skin is unrealistic.
Videogames aren't the sin, it's the people who play them.
Videogames aren't the sin, it's the people who play them.
Post your favorite CG GPU waifu from the around the turn of the millennium.
October 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Post your favorite CG GPU waifu from the around the turn of the millennium.
Dawg keyboard weebs talk about that shit like it's weed. Ya all be sayin' "Aw yeah I really like the feel of the key lime switch express, it great for long term use", you motherfuckers are confusing the stoners.
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Dawg keyboard weebs talk about that shit like it's weed. Ya all be sayin' "Aw yeah I really like the feel of the key lime switch express, it great for long term use", you motherfuckers are confusing the stoners.
I got high and bought Fallout 4 VR.
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October 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I got high and bought Fallout 4 VR.
I cleaned the whole house before my roommate got back from vacation because coming home to a dirty house SUCKS.
Also it's nice to be nice.
Also it's nice to be nice.
October 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I cleaned the whole house before my roommate got back from vacation because coming home to a dirty house SUCKS.
Also it's nice to be nice.
Also it's nice to be nice.
When you have a 14 year old cat who's not doing well, they dart up in their sleep, stare at the wall a bar too long, lick themselves twice, and go back to sleep - not cute anymore.
What are you doing? Are you okay? Don't scare people like that.
What are you doing? Are you okay? Don't scare people like that.
October 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
When you have a 14 year old cat who's not doing well, they dart up in their sleep, stare at the wall a bar too long, lick themselves twice, and go back to sleep - not cute anymore.
What are you doing? Are you okay? Don't scare people like that.
What are you doing? Are you okay? Don't scare people like that.
@flynnjeux.bsky.social If we were Italian cats I feel like this is how we'd hang out.
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
@flynnjeux.bsky.social If we were Italian cats I feel like this is how we'd hang out.
I'm not profitable but I could be if I oversaturate the market.
Where's my venture capital?
Where's my venture capital?
October 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I'm not profitable but I could be if I oversaturate the market.
Where's my venture capital?
Where's my venture capital?