Long Tall Dingus
@longtalldingus.bsky.social
What's supposed to be in here? Nobody cares. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park?
I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us
I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
I also do mobile audio stuff in Snohomish county, and north King county; https://www.longtallding.us
I can't believe that's my professional URL. What's wrong with me?
Getting naked is the best way to sleep with no clothes on.
December 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Getting naked is the best way to sleep with no clothes on.
Does Scott The Woz have sets of wheels he spins to end up on video topics?
Give 'em a spin, they land on "Best", "PS1", "Greatest Hits", "2000", then he makes a forty minute video about the best PS1 Greatest Hits releases from 2000.
And I watch it while eating.
Give 'em a spin, they land on "Best", "PS1", "Greatest Hits", "2000", then he makes a forty minute video about the best PS1 Greatest Hits releases from 2000.
And I watch it while eating.
December 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Does Scott The Woz have sets of wheels he spins to end up on video topics?
Give 'em a spin, they land on "Best", "PS1", "Greatest Hits", "2000", then he makes a forty minute video about the best PS1 Greatest Hits releases from 2000.
And I watch it while eating.
Give 'em a spin, they land on "Best", "PS1", "Greatest Hits", "2000", then he makes a forty minute video about the best PS1 Greatest Hits releases from 2000.
And I watch it while eating.
My dad is 73, has been working in IT for 51 years, and one of his yearly employee review questions was "What are your career ambitions?"
He said he wrote down "I don't care".
He said he wrote down "I don't care".
a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
ALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods
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December 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
My dad is 73, has been working in IT for 51 years, and one of his yearly employee review questions was "What are your career ambitions?"
He said he wrote down "I don't care".
He said he wrote down "I don't care".
The mid to late 2000s is hella SD but in 16:9 time.
December 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The mid to late 2000s is hella SD but in 16:9 time.
I think it's neat that a baseball player with a HUGE ASS who was an amazing hitter got the nickname "Big Dumper". Now when a player belts out a bunch of home runs in a season - they're sometimes called a big dumper. 'Cause they hit a lot of big dingers.
Sports language is absurd.
Sports language is absurd.
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I think it's neat that a baseball player with a HUGE ASS who was an amazing hitter got the nickname "Big Dumper". Now when a player belts out a bunch of home runs in a season - they're sometimes called a big dumper. 'Cause they hit a lot of big dingers.
Sports language is absurd.
Sports language is absurd.
If you try to explain Squigglevision, Dr. Katz, and Soup2Nuts to someone who isn't familiar with them, there's a pretty good chance they're gonna think you're fucking with them.
December 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If you try to explain Squigglevision, Dr. Katz, and Soup2Nuts to someone who isn't familiar with them, there's a pretty good chance they're gonna think you're fucking with them.
Being an adult sucks. You spend seventy bucks, get a package in the post. It's not exciting. It's gloves, an ice scraper, and spray bottle - to spray deicer on my windshield.
I want to spend 70 dollars and get cool shit in the mail. Like an RC car, that looks like an Indycar. Or weed.
I want to spend 70 dollars and get cool shit in the mail. Like an RC car, that looks like an Indycar. Or weed.
December 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Being an adult sucks. You spend seventy bucks, get a package in the post. It's not exciting. It's gloves, an ice scraper, and spray bottle - to spray deicer on my windshield.
I want to spend 70 dollars and get cool shit in the mail. Like an RC car, that looks like an Indycar. Or weed.
I want to spend 70 dollars and get cool shit in the mail. Like an RC car, that looks like an Indycar. Or weed.
60 FPS is bullshit for everything but sports broadcasts and videogames.
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
60 FPS is bullshit for everything but sports broadcasts and videogames.
Yo I found card sleeves with my waifu on them.
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Yo I found card sleeves with my waifu on them.
You know what? Playing hockey hurt and was too expensive. Muay Thai hurts and is too expensive. Autocrossing is a pain in the ass and too expensive.
Just fucking stay home. Get a punching bag, or a sim rig, or Tape to Tape, and stay home.
Just fucking stay home. Get a punching bag, or a sim rig, or Tape to Tape, and stay home.
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
You know what? Playing hockey hurt and was too expensive. Muay Thai hurts and is too expensive. Autocrossing is a pain in the ass and too expensive.
Just fucking stay home. Get a punching bag, or a sim rig, or Tape to Tape, and stay home.
Just fucking stay home. Get a punching bag, or a sim rig, or Tape to Tape, and stay home.
12 years ago I looked like Jamie Hyneman from 1985.
What the hell, man?
What the hell, man?
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
12 years ago I looked like Jamie Hyneman from 1985.
What the hell, man?
What the hell, man?
Remember the kid who showed up to school with the big tube of Pogs?
Well look who's cool now. Work party is coming up soon, and I'm sure all the Magic nerds between 35-40, which is A LOT of them, will appreciate it.
Well look who's cool now. Work party is coming up soon, and I'm sure all the Magic nerds between 35-40, which is A LOT of them, will appreciate it.
December 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Remember the kid who showed up to school with the big tube of Pogs?
Well look who's cool now. Work party is coming up soon, and I'm sure all the Magic nerds between 35-40, which is A LOT of them, will appreciate it.
Well look who's cool now. Work party is coming up soon, and I'm sure all the Magic nerds between 35-40, which is A LOT of them, will appreciate it.
I really like Forspoken but think Clair Obscur is kinda lame so I don't really talk about videogames a lot.
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I really like Forspoken but think Clair Obscur is kinda lame so I don't really talk about videogames a lot.
If you hit the "I already donated button" on the bottom of the Wiki beg, it sets a cookie that tells it to stop nagging you.
It doesn't check that you donated anything.
It doesn't check that you donated anything.
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If you hit the "I already donated button" on the bottom of the Wiki beg, it sets a cookie that tells it to stop nagging you.
It doesn't check that you donated anything.
It doesn't check that you donated anything.
Watching hockey in the 90s was cool, but it really seems like I should have been watching basketball, too.
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Watching hockey in the 90s was cool, but it really seems like I should have been watching basketball, too.
Doctors know the most about the human body. Yet when you ask them "yo what did you do with your weekend?", it's always like "Oh buddy, three Buzzballs in two nights and a shitload of molly".
December 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Doctors know the most about the human body. Yet when you ask them "yo what did you do with your weekend?", it's always like "Oh buddy, three Buzzballs in two nights and a shitload of molly".
Moving to a rural area between two touristy areas is a great way to save money. Wanna get something to eat? Too bad, the traffic sucks and the two gas stations in town want six bucks for a bag of chips.
You open the fridge instead, and make decisions.
You open the fridge instead, and make decisions.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Moving to a rural area between two touristy areas is a great way to save money. Wanna get something to eat? Too bad, the traffic sucks and the two gas stations in town want six bucks for a bag of chips.
You open the fridge instead, and make decisions.
You open the fridge instead, and make decisions.
I knocked over and broke my new 34" HDR ultrawide today while wiring a displayport switch to it.
I cried. I'm still very sad.
Don't be like me.
I cried. I'm still very sad.
Don't be like me.
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I knocked over and broke my new 34" HDR ultrawide today while wiring a displayport switch to it.
I cried. I'm still very sad.
Don't be like me.
I cried. I'm still very sad.
Don't be like me.
People be like "oh I love the menu music in Gran Turismo, I wish I could find more music like that". You show them more music like that, and they go "yeah I don't really like jazz".
Okay Dawson.
Okay Dawson.
December 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
People be like "oh I love the menu music in Gran Turismo, I wish I could find more music like that". You show them more music like that, and they go "yeah I don't really like jazz".
Okay Dawson.
Okay Dawson.
Stay home from work if you're sick, god damn it. You'll get other people sick.
Like I don't wanna go to work, yeah, but I also don't wanna be at home hockin' up snot loogies and coughing so hard it feels I'm reverse smoking Pyramid Menthols.
This STINKS.
Like I don't wanna go to work, yeah, but I also don't wanna be at home hockin' up snot loogies and coughing so hard it feels I'm reverse smoking Pyramid Menthols.
This STINKS.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Stay home from work if you're sick, god damn it. You'll get other people sick.
Like I don't wanna go to work, yeah, but I also don't wanna be at home hockin' up snot loogies and coughing so hard it feels I'm reverse smoking Pyramid Menthols.
This STINKS.
Like I don't wanna go to work, yeah, but I also don't wanna be at home hockin' up snot loogies and coughing so hard it feels I'm reverse smoking Pyramid Menthols.
This STINKS.
I've run out of low capacity thumb drives because I keep putting the entirety of Sifl & Olly on them and handing it off to co-workers.
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I've run out of low capacity thumb drives because I keep putting the entirety of Sifl & Olly on them and handing it off to co-workers.
How do you make a UHF transmitter?
Also, in Snohomish County, how tall can you legally build a bat sanctuary that looks an awful lot like a broadcast antennae?
Also, in Snohomish County, how tall can you legally build a bat sanctuary that looks an awful lot like a broadcast antennae?
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
How do you make a UHF transmitter?
Also, in Snohomish County, how tall can you legally build a bat sanctuary that looks an awful lot like a broadcast antennae?
Also, in Snohomish County, how tall can you legally build a bat sanctuary that looks an awful lot like a broadcast antennae?
A boob job is just a retiteration.
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
A boob job is just a retiteration.
We should bring back UHF channels.
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We should bring back UHF channels.
Managers be like "use a secure password", then when you have to enter it without your password manager, they're like "your password is too long, make a shorter one".
How about you get the Portable Shrinkerscrope from Magic School Bus, get in my lunch, then later, eat my ass from the inside out?
How about you get the Portable Shrinkerscrope from Magic School Bus, get in my lunch, then later, eat my ass from the inside out?
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Managers be like "use a secure password", then when you have to enter it without your password manager, they're like "your password is too long, make a shorter one".
How about you get the Portable Shrinkerscrope from Magic School Bus, get in my lunch, then later, eat my ass from the inside out?
How about you get the Portable Shrinkerscrope from Magic School Bus, get in my lunch, then later, eat my ass from the inside out?